Pinot Grij vs Allen Knight - ALLEN KNIGHT WINS

[Orc]

THE WINTER CLASSIC
The Premier Text Battling Tournament

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@Letterman @Pinot Grij @Allen Knight

[Pinot Grij]

check

[Allen Knight]

Check, goin 10.

[Allen Knight]

thought u had a 1st rb bye? Nahhh,

this a murder & im twistin ur throat till ur neck bends
u slipped an fell into some life threaten shit worst then lars girls best friend
ur to bitchmade for drama in battles, ur left dead & shook
wen it comes to beef im thinkin Wagyu sucha pussy always gettin cooked
ur whole styles trash faggot, u cant handle fire
if it comes to bars Urus the worst & u always get burnt like lambo tires
u tax the topical heads for votes, i'd leave u red & faded
throw a Taxonomy, its 1 hook & ur chin'll explode like a H-bomb detonated
i'll rob this poem writtin faggot, rugers my attack route
this ain't college, but u'll get held up w/ a barrel to ur face & pumped till u black out

[Pinot Grij]

Originally Posted by Killing Spree

Destroyer 4-1 vs Allen Knight 5-0 – NBL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

-Could be a close battle IF Des shows up. Hes got dope bars or he drops trash. If Allen shows and Has time He'll win this. Would be interesting to see an upset but I got Allen taking this easily

Allen Knight 80 - 20 Destroyer

Originally Posted by Orc

Des wins by no-show

U ghosted a Champ Match u were FAVORED IN.. what a pussy bitch
It felt like Battleship,, 'A' was pegged across the board and Destroyer never took a hit
Ur dirty chick thirsts for dick, get her drunk and I catch brain
She takes a shot of Jameson and start suckin’ like thats her last name
Bitch I'm poppin' these rounds that make AK's body drop to the ground
I'll direct and shoot a Coppola choppers that'll make you see Apocalypse Now
I never been so nice, chop him up and put this bitch on ice
I dual-wield the machetes so u can catch Akimbo Slice
Faggot, ur broke as fuck and too scrawny to throw the knuckles
It's ironic ur known for ur stretches but u don't have any dough or muscles

[Schadenfreude]

Originally Posted by Allen Knight

this a murder & im twistin ur throat till ur neck bends
u slipped an fell into some life threaten shit worst then lars girls best friend
Thought it was her Grandma..lol. But yea this decent
ur to bitchmade for drama in battles, ur left dead & shook
wen it comes to beef im thinkin Wagyu sucha pussy always gettin cooked
This is aight
ur whole styles trash faggot, u cant handle fire
if it comes to bars Urus the worst & u always get burnt like lambo tires
Good wp.
u tax the topical heads for votes, i'd leave u red & faded
throw a Taxonomy, its 1 hook & ur chin'll explode like a H-bomb detonated
Taxonomy could've been used better imo
i'll rob this poem writtin faggot, rugers my attack route
this ain't college, but u'll get held up w/ a barrel to ur face & pumped till u black out
Lol.. cool closer

Originally Posted by Pinot Grij

U ghosted a Champ Match u were FAVORED IN.. what a pussy bitch
It felt like Battleship,, 'A' was pegged across the board and Destroyer never took a hit
Nice opener, had a similar idea I'll have to scrap it now lol
Ur dirty chick thirsts for dick, get her drunk and I catch brain
She takes a shot of Jameson and start suckin’ like thats her last name
Good flip to a somewhat familiar concept
Bitch I'm poppin' these rounds that make AK's body drop to the ground
I'll direct and shoot a Coppola choppers that'll make you see Apocalypse Now
Decent, clever wp
I never been so nice, chop him up and put this bitch on ice
I dual-wield the machetes so u can catch Akimbo Slice
Akimbo/Kimbo, cool flip
Faggot, ur broke as fuck and too scrawny to throw the knuckles
It's ironic ur known for ur stretches but u don't have any dough or muscles
Like this closer, nice & personal

Overall feel both should've went crazy, but this is a solid battle regardless. I like the opener & lambo truck from Allen, but the wasn't anything truly memorable. While PG was consistent w/ no low points, no haymakers either, just steady well placed punches. All in all I'm leaning w/ VOTE PINOT GRIJ.

[Saint]

Originally Posted by Pinot Grij

U ghosted a Champ Match u were FAVORED IN.. what a pussy bitch
It felt like Battleship,, 'A' was pegged across the board and Destroyer never took a hit
I had a peg/battle ship line...this was a clever spin
as it was tied personally.

Ur dirty chick thirsts for dick, get her drunk and I catch brain
She takes a shot of Jameson and start suckin’ like thats her last name
Decent.

Bitch I'm poppin' these rounds that make AK's body drop to the ground
I'll direct and shoot a Coppola choppers that'll make you see Apocalypse Now
Yo....I had an apocalypse now concept.
Coppola a slight stretch but this was dope to me.

I never been so nice, chop him up and put this bitch on ice
I dual-wield the machetes so u can catch Akimbo Slice
-Cool....kinda wanted a little more but decent as is.

Faggot, ur broke as fuck and too scrawny to throw the knuckles
It's ironic ur known for ur stretches but u don't have any dough or muscles
Aight ender.

Originally Posted by Allen Knight

thought u had a 1st rb bye? Nahhh,

this a murder & im twistin ur throat till ur neck bends
u slipped an fell into some life threaten shit worst then lars girls best friend
- thought u couldve done more here. Its ok.

ur to bitchmade for drama in battles, ur left dead & shook
wen it comes to beef im thinkin Wagyu sucha pussy always gettin cooked
-decent wp. not bad.
ur whole styles trash faggot, u cant handle fire
if it comes to bars Urus the worst & u always get burnt like lambo tires
-this was cool, pretty original wp. This was better cuz it worked both ways.
u tax the topical heads for votes, i'd leave u red & faded
throw a Taxonomy, its 1 hook & ur chin'll explode like a H-bomb detonated
-didn't care for this tbh
i'll rob this poem writtin faggot, rugers my attack route
this ain't college, but u'll get held up w/ a barrel to ur face & pumped till u black out
-^shoulda said frats but it was nice, albeit a bit familiar.

Interesting battle, AK had a cool verse but a miss, that closer & urus were nice..but Pinot had the better hits overall, coppola & opener were solid. Cool shit yahll. My V-Pinot Grij

[WRATH]

Originally Posted by Allen Knight

thought u had a 1st rb bye? Nahhh,

this a murder & im twistin ur throat till ur neck bends
u slipped an fell into some life threaten shit worst then lars girls best friend

Eh i must have missed this

ur to bitchmade for drama in battles, ur left dead & shook
wen it comes to beef im thinkin Wagyu sucha pussy always gettin cooked

Nah not feelin

ur whole styles trash faggot, u cant handle fire
if it comes to bars Urus the worst & u always get burnt like lambo tires

Okay, light

u tax the topical heads for votes, i'd leave u red & faded
throw a Taxonomy, its 1 hook & ur chin'll explode like a H-bomb detonated

Eh

i'll rob this poem writtin faggot, rugers my attack route
this ain't college, but u'll get held up w/ a barrel to ur face & pumped till u black out

Okay, light but okay

U ghosted a Champ Match u were FAVORED IN.. what a pussy bitch
It felt like Battleship,, 'A' was pegged across the board and Destroyer never took a hit

Cool

Ur dirty chick thirsts for dick, get her drunk and I catch brain
She takes a shot of Jameson and start suckin’ like thats her last name

Okay

Bitch I'm poppin' these rounds that make AK's body drop to the ground
I'll direct and shoot a Coppola choppers that'll make you see Apocalypse Now

Not sure on pronunciation but its cool line

I never been so nice, chop him up and put this bitch on ice
I dual-wield the machetes so u can catch Akimbo Slice

Okay

Faggot, ur broke as fuck and too scrawny to throw the knuckles
It's ironic ur known for ur stretches but u don't have any dough or muscles

Weak


V pinot

[Mr. J]

Allen, that opener was pretty cool but I think a grandmother or mother.
either way I dug the whole pacing of your verse after that issue.

ur to bitchmade for drama in battles, ur left dead & shook
wen it comes to beef im thinkin Wagyu sucha pussy always gettin cooked

that was pretty dope, I enjoyed the wording of that whole concept.
the rest of the verse was pretty dope as well, especially that closer.

Pinot, that opener was pretty dope, really enjoyed that whole concept.
the following line was kind of eh to me but that Coppola line picked it back up
my favorite part of this seems redundant but idk, either way its nice...

I never been so nice, chop him up and put this bitch on ice
I dual-wield the machetes so u can catch Akimbo Slice

dope verse with its ups & downs but the wordplay was dope.

v/Pinot, I wanted to give it to Allen but that opener kind of threw me off.
his verse was pretty slick for the most part but then after reading Grijs verse.
I was like damn, he hadsome greatwordplay that worked well with his punches.
one or two lines I could have done without but the better verse overall...dope battle.

[Barcotic]

Ak
urus was a decent wp
same w taxonomy but the execution fell flat
closer was dope

Pinot
coppola choppers lotb

hated the 1 letter nameflip tho n wasnt feeling anything else tbh
iunno yo i got ak this time
v/allen knight

[Swerve]

this a murder & im twistin ur throat till ur neck bends
u slipped an fell into some life threaten shit worst then lars girls best friend
ur whole styles trash faggot, u cant handle fire
if it comes to bars Urus the worst & u always get burnt like lambo tires
i'll rob this poem writtin faggot, rugers my attack route
this ain't college, but u'll get held up w/ a barrel to ur face & pumped till u black out

vs.

Bitch I'm poppin' these rounds that make AK's body drop to the ground
I'll direct and shoot a Coppola choppers that'll make you see Apocalypse Now


I got Ak pretty handedly here. Apoc now was dope, but was just barely better than AK's closer. lars best friend was solid as it was disc relevant and Urus was pretty slick although the wording lightened the hit a bit.

V/ AK

[Amen]

ur whole styles trash faggot, u cant handle fire
if it comes to bars Urus the worst & u always get burnt like lambo tires
Tough.
u tax the topical heads for votes, i'd leave u red & faded
throw a Taxonomy, its 1 hook & ur chin'll explode like a H-bomb detonated
I like it.
i'll rob this poem writtin faggot, rugers my attack route
this ain't college, but u'll get held up w/ a barrel to ur face & pumped till u black out
Sick fuck, lol... This was tough tho.

vs

Bitch I'm poppin' these rounds that make AK's body drop to the ground
I'll direct and shoot a Coppola choppers that'll make you see Apocalypse Now
This was tough.

I got Allen Knight here. Only enjoyed one of Pinot's bars this round. Rest fell flat or were just extremely light, IMO. Allen started off rocky but closed his verse out strong.

[Sharp]

this a murder & im twistin ur throat till ur neck bends
u slipped an fell into some life threaten shit worst then lars girls best friend
rip. Okay idea but the wording wasn't stellar
ur to bitchmade for drama in battles, ur left dead & shook
wen it comes to beef im thinkin Wagyu sucha pussy always gettin cooked
nice
ur whole styles trash faggot, u cant handle fire
if it comes to bars Urus the worst & u always get burnt like lambo tires
I get it thanks to context but thought it was light
u tax the topical heads for votes, i'd leave u red & faded
throw a Taxonomy, its 1 hook & ur chin'll explode like a H-bomb detonated
I think I'm missing something here
i'll rob this poem writtin faggot, rugers my attack route
this ain't college, but u'll get held up w/ a barrel to ur face & pumped till u black out
good shit


U ghosted a Champ Match u were FAVORED IN.. what a pussy bitch
It felt like Battleship,, 'A' was pegged across the board and Destroyer never took a hit
cool
Ur dirty chick thirsts for dick, get her drunk and I catch brain
She takes a shot of Jameson and start suckin’ like thats her last name
okay, kind of predictable
Bitch I'm poppin' these rounds that make AK's body drop to the ground
I'll direct and shoot a Coppola choppers that'll make you see Apocalypse Now
that's a stretch for my accent but it's creative. I like it
I never been so nice, chop him up and put this bitch on ice
I dual-wield the machetes so u can catch Akimbo Slice
flows nice but it's not a huge punch
Faggot, ur broke as fuck and too scrawny to throw the knuckles
It's ironic ur known for ur stretches but u don't have any dough or muscles
alright, but nothing major


This was cool. I got AK slightly. Pinot is creative with delivery, and while I almost voted for him, I think Allen hit slightly harder. Could see either advance though. Good shit guys
V/ak

[Habitat]

this a murder & im twistin ur throat till ur neck bends
u slipped an fell into some life threaten shit worst then lars girls best friend
light
ur to bitchmade for drama in battles, ur left dead & shook
wen it comes to beef im thinkin Wagyu sucha pussy always gettin cooked
ok
ur whole styles trash faggot, u cant handle fire
if it comes to bars Urus the worst & u always get burnt like lambo tires
nice
u tax the topical heads for votes, i'd leave u red & faded
throw a Taxonomy, its 1 hook & ur chin'll explode like a H-bomb detonated
not a fan
i'll rob this poem writtin faggot, rugers my attack route
this ain't college, but u'll get held up w/ a barrel to ur face & pumped till u black out
nice

vs

U ghosted a Champ Match u were FAVORED IN.. what a pussy bitch
It felt like Battleship,, 'A' was pegged across the board and Destroyer never took a hit
didn't like this
Ur dirty chick thirsts for dick, get her drunk and I catch brain
She takes a shot of Jameson and start suckin’ like thats her last name
light
Bitch I'm poppin' these rounds that make AK's body drop to the ground
I'll direct and shoot a Coppola choppers that'll make you see Apocalypse Now
nice
I never been so nice, chop him up and put this bitch on ice
I dual-wield the machetes so u can catch Akimbo Slice
ok
Faggot, ur broke as fuck and too scrawny to throw the knuckles
It's ironic ur known for ur stretches but u don't have any dough or muscles
not a fan

fuckkkk close battle and tough to choose. i think pinot had the lotb with that coppola joint but ak had the more consistent verse. I've gotta give it to AK for consistency. Cool battle here tho props to both

v/ak

[bleak]

Originally Posted by Allen Knight

thought u had a 1st rb bye? Nahhh,

ur to bitchmade for drama in battles, ur left dead & shook
wen it comes to beef im thinkin Wagyu sucha pussy always gettin cooked
i'll rob this poem writtin faggot, rugers my attack route
this ain't college, but u'll get held up w/ a barrel to ur face & pumped till u black out

Originally Posted by Pinot Grij

Bitch I'm poppin' these rounds that make AK's body drop to the ground
I'll direct and shoot a Coppola choppers that'll make you see Apocalypse Now
Faggot, ur broke as fuck and too scrawny to throw the knuckles
It's ironic ur known for ur stretches but u don't have any dough or muscles

I was digging the simplicity and effectiveness of that one

These are my favorite from both but there were other hits. I liked the kimbo shit and Urus wasn't bad either. It's definitely 2 diff styles, pulse is more direct with his wording and it makes it a bit harsher. Allen is slick with his wordplay and I can appreciate a good flip, especially original ones. I wish this would have gone 20 or something it would have been easier to spot misses. Imo wp is a more valuable asset to use in battles, so it edges this for me TO AK