Swerve vs Alvin Karpis - Alvin Karpis Wins

Orc · 01-07-2018, 11:51 AM

Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Thursday Jan 4th and will be open until Sunday.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours

Line Limit:

Minimum of 8, maximum of 16
If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first.

Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ

FAILURE TO VOTE ON 3 BATTLES IS A DQ. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!! YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. VOTE ON 3 BATTLES OR YOU LOSE. SIMPLE!

Alvin Karpis · 01-07-2018, 06:54 PM

Inn

16? up to you

Swerve · 01-08-2018, 01:11 AM

I'll try....out of the country for work until wednesday might, might just have to key something up

Alvin Karpis · 01-12-2018, 07:32 AM

ext?

i got 10

Swerve · 01-12-2018, 08:19 AM

Yea, I've got like 4....I'll get it done by tonight.

Swerve · 01-12-2018, 06:55 PM

Two girls at a time is nothing for me, sometimes its 3 or 4.
While the only threesome Alvin's been in is with Simon and Theodore.
The frail shots you throw, how do you ever expect to contest?
Just try dent me boy, you'll end up with one of those through your chest.
But if you love that gun talk, you can get splattered homo,
The piece will spray and leave a red ring around A like the avengers logo.
Ya girl the nastiest rachet and that redskin makes the beat right,
Got her kneeling before the horse god right before she smokum peace pipe.
Word is you've come back awful, so don't you get it twisted,
If anyone read a diss-Kar-did...that's what they ended up doing with it.
We said 10, but I got 12 because I know you can't hurt me,
I just added a few extras before your L to make it look like one of your jerseys.

Alvin Karpis · 01-12-2018, 07:12 PM

Swerve the hardest dude in Canada, trust me this mans tough
He ran from the police, got arrested, and walked back to the horse in handcuffs
Not Safe for work is needed they say, dont have to look over ya back
Read ya recent battles and I actually thought NSFW meant New Swerve’s Fuckin Wack
I’ll finger fuck ya chick and after that I know I’m a fuck
All it takes is a twist with one hand and I Can Opener her up
Pull her with one line, guess it’s the way I say things
I’ll plant my dick in ya girl so don’t get mad when ya Bay Leaves
I see you be hypin ya lines, but you gonna need more to win
I guess you really are new to gassin yourself up....like Oregon
I’m in the club gettin pussy and you were orderin a drink like the truest square
Someone slipped Somalian it, and later you got gangbanged by 5 dudes from there

BROKE LESNAR · 01-13-2018, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swerve

Two girls at a time is nothing for me, sometimes its 3 or 4.
While the only threesome Alvin's been in is with Simon and Theodore.

☆☆☆

The frail shots you throw, how do you ever expect to contest?
Just try dent me boy, you'll end up with one of those through your chest.

☆☆☆

But if you love that gun talk, you can get splattered homo,
The piece will spray and leave a red ring around A like the avengers logo.

☆

Ya girl the nastiest rachet and that redskin makes the beat right,
Got her kneeling before the horse god right before she smokum peace pipe.

☆

Word is you've come back awful, so don't you get it twisted,
If anyone read a diss-Kar-did...that's what they ended up doing with it.

☆☆☆☆☆

We said 10, but I got 12 because I know you can't hurt me,
I just added a few extras before your L to make it look like one of your jerseys.

☆☆☆

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alvin Karpis

Swerve the hardest dude in Canada, trust me this mans tough
He ran from the police, got arrested, and walked back to the horse in handcuffs

☆☆☆☆☆ lmao

Not Safe for work is needed they say, dont have to look over ya back
Read ya recent battles and I actually thought NSFW meant New Swerve’s Fuckin Wack

☆☆☆☆☆

I’ll finger fuck ya chick and after that I know I’m a fuck
All it takes is a twist with one hand and I Can Opener her up

☆☆☆

Pull her with one line, guess it’s the way I say things
I’ll plant my dick in ya girl so don’t get mad when ya Bay Leaves

☆☆☆☆☆

I see you be hypin ya lines, but you gonna need more to win
I guess you really are new to gassin yourself up....like Oregon

☆

I’m in the club gettin pussy and you were orderin a drink like the truest square
Someone slipped Somalian it, and later you got gangbanged by 5 dudes from there

☆☆☆☆☆

Swerve really shit the bed here. Not a good verse. Karpis took this by a fairly wide margin.

v-Alvin Karpis

Saint · 01-13-2018, 06:30 AM

Two girls at a time is nothing for me, sometimes its 3 or 4.
While the only threesome Alvin's been in is with Simon and Theodore.

played idea, flip is eh aighhh

The frail shots you throw, how do you ever expect to contest?
Just try dent me boy, you'll end up with one of those through your chest.

seen murda sho do this. But its coo

But if you love that gun talk, you can get splattered homo,
The piece will spray and leave a red ring around A like the avengers logo.

one letter nps, nah.

Ya girl the nastiest rachet and that redskin makes the beat right,
Got her kneeling before the horse god right before she smokum peace pipe.

eh, least u attempted a personal.

Word is you've come back awful, so don't you get it twisted,
If anyone read a diss-Kar-did...that's what they ended up doing with it.

this ok.

We said 10, but I got 12 because I know you can't hurt me,
I just added a few extras before your L to make it look like one of your jerseys

Eh its relevant so ok

vs

Swerve the hardest dude in Canada, trust me this mans tough
He ran from the police, got arrested, and walked back to the horse in handcuffs

kinda funny

Not Safe for work is needed they say, dont have to look over ya back
Read ya recent battles and I actually thought NSFW meant New Swerve’s Fuckin Wack

This ok, like the diff angle.

I’ll finger fuck ya chick and after that I know I’m a fuck
All it takes is a twist with one hand and I Can Opener her up

This aight, a bit simple

Pull her with one line, guess it’s the way I say things
I’ll plant my dick in ya girl so don’t get mad when ya Bay Leaves

Same as above.

I see you be hypin ya lines, but you gonna need more to win
I guess you really are new to gassin yourself up....like Oregon

nah

I’m in the club gettin pussy and you were orderin a drink like the truest square
Someone slipped Somalian it, and later you got gangbanged by 5 dudes from there

This ok too, some molly in.

Vote Karp, he put more effort. Swerve seemed less motivated.

Habitat · 01-13-2018, 09:48 AM

Two girls at a time is nothing for me, sometimes its 3 or 4.
While the only threesome Alvin's been in is with Simon and Theodore.
not feelin this
The frail shots you throw, how do you ever expect to contest?
Just try dent me boy, you'll end up with one of those through your chest.
light
But if you love that gun talk, you can get splattered homo,
The piece will spray and leave a red ring around A like the avengers logo.
light
Ya girl the nastiest rachet and that redskin makes the beat right,
Got her kneeling before the horse god right before she smokum peace pipe.
didn't like this
Word is you've come back awful, so don't you get it twisted,
If anyone read a diss-Kar-did...that's what they ended up doing with it.
i thought this was nice
We said 10, but I got 12 because I know you can't hurt me,
I just added a few extras before your L to make it look like one of your jerseys.
not feelin this

vs

Swerve the hardest dude in Canada, trust me this mans tough
He ran from the police, got arrested, and walked back to the horse in handcuffs
lol kinda light but had the humour factor
Not Safe for work is needed they say, dont have to look over ya back
Read ya recent battles and I actually thought NSFW meant New Swerve’s Fuckin Wack
lmao nice
I’ll finger fuck ya chick and after that I know I’m a fuck
All it takes is a twist with one hand and I Can Opener her up
cool
Pull her with one line, guess it’s the way I say things
I’ll plant my dick in ya girl so don’t get mad when ya Bay Leaves
not feelin this
I see you be hypin ya lines, but you gonna need more to win
I guess you really are new to gassin yourself up....like Oregon
not feelin this
I’m in the club gettin pussy and you were orderin a drink like the truest square
Someone slipped Somalian it, and later you got gangbanged by 5 dudes from there
i thoguht this was dope

Alvin Karpis got this

Pinot Grij · 01-13-2018, 07:50 PM

Swerve -- great verse -- only things I wasn't feeling was the peace pipe line and the Avengers line -- everything else had a good creative twist to it. Trident and opener were cool. Dis Kar did was cool too.

Karp -- opener is ehh. NSFW is ehh. Can opener is dope. Bay leaves not feeling. I like the Oregon concept but felt execution could've been harsher. Somalian was cool, "truest square" is a weird set up. Also, I just hate gay sex imagery in battles.

This is closer than the voting has gone.. I honestly don't know how to call it. In no way was this a runaway victory one way or the other. Swerve had opener, trident and discarded.. Karp had Can Opener and Somalian. Again, I hate bars about dudes having sex with each other, so that's a black mark on that line for me. I'ma give it to Swerve.

WRATH · 01-13-2018, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swerve

Two girls at a time is nothing for me, sometimes its 3 or 4.
While the only threesome Alvin's been in is with Simon and Theodore.

Mine was better

The frail shots you throw, how do you ever expect to contest?
Just try dent me boy, you'll end up with one of those through your chest.

Reach

But if you love that gun talk, you can get splattered homo,
The piece will spray and leave a red ring around A like the avengers logo.

Lazy

Ya girl the nastiest rachet and that redskin makes the beat right,
Got her kneeling before the horse god right before she smokum peace pipe.

Nah

Word is you've come back awful, so don't you get it twisted,
If anyone read a diss-Kar-did...that's what they ended up doing with it.

Okay.

We said 10, but I got 12 because I know you can't hurt me,
I just added a few extras before your L to make it look like one of your jerseys

Okay.

Swerve the hardest dude in Canada, trust me this mans tough
He ran from the police, got arrested, and walked back to the horse in handcuffsfat wife

Okay

Not Safe for work is needed they say, dont have to look over ya back
Read ya recent battles and I actually thought NSFW meant New Swerve’s Fuckin Wack

Eh

I’ll finger fuck ya chick and after that I know I’m a fuck
All it takes is a twist with one hand and I Can Opener her up

Nice

Pull her with one line, guess it’s the way I say things
I’ll plant my dick in ya girl so don’t get mad when ya Bay Leaves

Eh

I see you be hypin ya lines, but you gonna need more to win
I guess you really are new to gassin yourself up....like Oregon

Okay

I’m in the club gettin pussy and you were orderin a drink like the truest square
Someone slipped Somalian it, and later you got gangbanged by 5 dudes from there

Okay

V - karp

Letterman · 01-14-2018, 03:36 PM

Swerve’s closer was ok. That’s about the only thing I was feeling from that verse. Karlo had some pretty good concepts and was fairly consistent with okish bars. Like the Oregon concept was dope but your execution made it decent. I got Karp winning with better attempts.

v/Karp

Diablo · 01-15-2018, 06:13 AM

Swerve had some hit, couple misses toward the middle but largely consistent as fuck and I liked it.

Two girls at a time is nothing for me, sometimes its 3 or 4.
While the only threesome Alvin's been in is with Simon and Theodore.
Word is you've come back awful, so don't you get it twisted,
If anyone read a diss-Kar-did...that's what they ended up doing with it.
We said 10, but I got 12 because I know you can't hurt me,
I just added a few extras before your L to make it look like one of your jerseys.

vs.

Alvin: I loved that opening line, thank god someone still enjoys clowning bars, I get a bit bored of the empty threats and shit lol:

Swerve the hardest dude in Canada, trust me this mans tough
He ran from the police, got arrested, and walked back to the horse in handcuffs
I’ll finger fuck ya chick and after that I know I’m a fuck
All it takes is a twist with one hand and I Can Opener her up
Pull her with one line, guess it’s the way I say things
I’ll plant my dick in ya girl so don’t get mad when ya Bay Leaves

Somali/some molly was cool but I felt you could have done more with it tbh so I ignored that. Ive got it pretty even here, I'd maybe tip it AK's way because I enjoyed his verse more overall and he mixed it up with clowning and wordplay even if he had a couple misses too like that Oregon line.

BROKE LESNAR · 01-15-2018, 09:56 AM

Karpus wins 6-1

01-07-2018, 11:51 AM	#1
Orc Certified Mother’s Boy Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,163 Battle Record: 5-1 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 4 - GBL Season 1 - Lyric Olympics - Fight Night LXVI - Fight Night LX - Fight Night (3x) - NBL Picture Roast - Netcees Battle League (8x) - NBL Picture League - Gimmick Battle League - BA Tag Team - 1-2 Punch League - NBL Cypher (3x) - Battle Arena League - OM HOF (2x) Rep Power: 85899393	Swerve vs Alvin Karpis - Alvin Karpis Wins Rules Due Dates: Verses are due Thursday Jan 4th and will be open until Sunday. Battles that lack votes may close later. One sided battles may get closed early. Extensions are 24 hours Line Limit: Minimum of 8, maximum of 16 If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first. Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ FAILURE TO VOTE ON 3 BATTLES IS A DQ. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!! YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. VOTE ON 3 BATTLES OR YOU LOSE. SIMPLE!

01-08-2018, 01:11 AM	#3
Swerve SDub Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,874 Battle Record: 40-34 Champed - Alias Tourney III (Heroes vs. Villians) - Fight Night LXIV - Netcees Battle League Rep Power: 64920327	I'll try....out of the country for work until wednesday might, might just have to key something up __________________ No Cap Gang.

01-12-2018, 08:19 AM	#5
Swerve SDub Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,874 Battle Record: 40-34 Champed - Alias Tourney III (Heroes vs. Villians) - Fight Night LXIV - Netcees Battle League Rep Power: 64920327	Yea, I've got like 4....I'll get it done by tonight. __________________ No Cap Gang.

01-12-2018, 06:55 PM	#6
Swerve SDub Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,874 Battle Record: 40-34 Champed - Alias Tourney III (Heroes vs. Villians) - Fight Night LXIV - Netcees Battle League Rep Power: 64920327	Two girls at a time is nothing for me, sometimes its 3 or 4. While the only threesome Alvin's been in is with Simon and Theodore. The frail shots you throw, how do you ever expect to contest? Just try dent me boy, you'll end up with one of those through your chest. But if you love that gun talk, you can get splattered homo, The piece will spray and leave a red ring around A like the avengers logo. Ya girl the nastiest rachet and that redskin makes the beat right, Got her kneeling before the horse god right before she smokum peace pipe. Word is you've come back awful, so don't you get it twisted, If anyone read a diss-Kar-did...that's what they ended up doing with it. We said 10, but I got 12 because I know you can't hurt me, I just added a few extras before your L to make it look like one of your jerseys. __________________ No Cap Gang.

01-12-2018, 07:12 PM	#7
Alvin Karpis 2020 Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 647 Battle Record: 34-12 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Summer Classic V - Summer Classic IV - NBL Season 7 - BA Swag and Flow - BA Swag & Flow Tournament II - BA Tag - BA Tag Tournament IV Rep Power: 4052847	Swerve the hardest dude in Canada, trust me this mans tough He ran from the police, got arrested, and walked back to the horse in handcuffs Not Safe for work is needed they say, dont have to look over ya back Read ya recent battles and I actually thought NSFW meant New Swerve’s Fuckin Wack I’ll finger fuck ya chick and after that I know I’m a fuck All it takes is a twist with one hand and I Can Opener her up Pull her with one line, guess it’s the way I say things I’ll plant my dick in ya girl so don’t get mad when ya Bay Leaves I see you be hypin ya lines, but you gonna need more to win I guess you really are new to gassin yourself up....like Oregon I’m in the club gettin pussy and you were orderin a drink like the truest square Someone slipped Somalian it, and later you got gangbanged by 5 dudes from there Last edited by Alvin Karpis; 01-12-2018 at 07:18 PM. Reason: didn’t know we going 12

01-07-2018, 06:54 PM	#2
Alvin Karpis 2020 Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 647 Battle Record: 34-12 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Summer Classic V - Summer Classic IV - NBL Season 7 - BA Swag and Flow - BA Swag & Flow Tournament II - BA Tag - BA Tag Tournament IV Rep Power: 4052847	Inn 16? up to you

01-12-2018, 07:32 AM	#4
Alvin Karpis 2020 Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 647 Battle Record: 34-12 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Summer Classic V - Summer Classic IV - NBL Season 7 - BA Swag and Flow - BA Swag & Flow Tournament II - BA Tag - BA Tag Tournament IV Rep Power: 4052847	ext? i got 10

01-13-2018, 06:30 AM	#9
Saint Scream Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 3,251 Battle Record: 63-35 Accomplishments - 50 Wins Champed - BA Picture Roast - Battle Royale Tournament - NBL Pic Roast - Netcees Battle League - NBL Season 11 - HoT Roast - BAL Roast - Tag Team Tourney - NBL Barcotic Cypher - SOL Pic Roast - BA Tag - XXXtentacion Roast - 1-2 LR Champ Rep Power: 22535868	Two girls at a time is nothing for me, sometimes its 3 or 4. While the only threesome Alvin's been in is with Simon and Theodore. played idea, flip is eh aighhh The frail shots you throw, how do you ever expect to contest? Just try dent me boy, you'll end up with one of those through your chest. seen murda sho do this. But its coo But if you love that gun talk, you can get splattered homo, The piece will spray and leave a red ring around A like the avengers logo. one letter nps, nah. Ya girl the nastiest rachet and that redskin makes the beat right, Got her kneeling before the horse god right before she smokum peace pipe. eh, least u attempted a personal. Word is you've come back awful, so don't you get it twisted, If anyone read a diss-Kar-did...that's what they ended up doing with it. this ok. We said 10, but I got 12 because I know you can't hurt me, I just added a few extras before your L to make it look like one of your jerseys Eh its relevant so ok vs Swerve the hardest dude in Canada, trust me this mans tough He ran from the police, got arrested, and walked back to the horse in handcuffs kinda funny Not Safe for work is needed they say, dont have to look over ya back Read ya recent battles and I actually thought NSFW meant New Swerve’s Fuckin Wack This ok, like the diff angle. I’ll finger fuck ya chick and after that I know I’m a fuck All it takes is a twist with one hand and I Can Opener her up This aight, a bit simple Pull her with one line, guess it’s the way I say things I’ll plant my dick in ya girl so don’t get mad when ya Bay Leaves Same as above. I see you be hypin ya lines, but you gonna need more to win I guess you really are new to gassin yourself up....like Oregon nah I’m in the club gettin pussy and you were orderin a drink like the truest square Someone slipped Somalian it, and later you got gangbanged by 5 dudes from there This ok too, some molly in. Vote Karp, he put more effort. Swerve seemed less motivated. Last edited by Saint; 01-14-2018 at 05:17 PM.

01-13-2018, 09:48 AM	#10
Habitat Make my day Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 742 Battle Record: 8-6 Champed - 1-2 LR Tournament Rep Power: 7519561	Two girls at a time is nothing for me, sometimes its 3 or 4. While the only threesome Alvin's been in is with Simon and Theodore. not feelin this The frail shots you throw, how do you ever expect to contest? Just try dent me boy, you'll end up with one of those through your chest. light But if you love that gun talk, you can get splattered homo, The piece will spray and leave a red ring around A like the avengers logo. light Ya girl the nastiest rachet and that redskin makes the beat right, Got her kneeling before the horse god right before she smokum peace pipe. didn't like this Word is you've come back awful, so don't you get it twisted, If anyone read a diss-Kar-did...that's what they ended up doing with it. i thought this was nice We said 10, but I got 12 because I know you can't hurt me, I just added a few extras before your L to make it look like one of your jerseys. not feelin this vs Swerve the hardest dude in Canada, trust me this mans tough He ran from the police, got arrested, and walked back to the horse in handcuffs lol kinda light but had the humour factor Not Safe for work is needed they say, dont have to look over ya back Read ya recent battles and I actually thought NSFW meant New Swerve’s Fuckin Wack lmao nice I’ll finger fuck ya chick and after that I know I’m a fuck All it takes is a twist with one hand and I Can Opener her up cool Pull her with one line, guess it’s the way I say things I’ll plant my dick in ya girl so don’t get mad when ya Bay Leaves not feelin this I see you be hypin ya lines, but you gonna need more to win I guess you really are new to gassin yourself up....like Oregon not feelin this I’m in the club gettin pussy and you were orderin a drink like the truest square Someone slipped Somalian it, and later you got gangbanged by 5 dudes from there i thoguht this was dope Alvin Karpis got this __________________

01-13-2018, 07:50 PM	#11
Pinot Grij Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 863 Battle Record: 23-19 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night 2 - Write Week V - Netcees Battle League (2x) - Winter Topical II - 1-2 Punch league Rep Power: 29195064	Swerve -- great verse -- only things I wasn't feeling was the peace pipe line and the Avengers line -- everything else had a good creative twist to it. Trident and opener were cool. Dis Kar did was cool too. Karp -- opener is ehh. NSFW is ehh. Can opener is dope. Bay leaves not feeling. I like the Oregon concept but felt execution could've been harsher. Somalian was cool, "truest square" is a weird set up. Also, I just hate gay sex imagery in battles. This is closer than the voting has gone.. I honestly don't know how to call it. In no way was this a runaway victory one way or the other. Swerve had opener, trident and discarded.. Karp had Can Opener and Somalian. Again, I hate bars about dudes having sex with each other, so that's a black mark on that line for me. I'ma give it to Swerve. __________________ Topical C.R.E.A.M.

01-14-2018, 03:36 PM	#13
Letterman Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 344 Battle Record: 15-11 Rep Power: 374704	Swerve’s closer was ok. That’s about the only thing I was feeling from that verse. Karlo had some pretty good concepts and was fairly consistent with okish bars. Like the Oregon concept was dope but your execution made it decent. I got Karp winning with better attempts. v/Karp

01-15-2018, 06:13 AM	#14
Diablo Badgerdick Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: Showdown City Posts: 2,633 Battle Record: 11-2 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 22685552	Swerve had some hit, couple misses toward the middle but largely consistent as fuck and I liked it. Two girls at a time is nothing for me, sometimes its 3 or 4. While the only threesome Alvin's been in is with Simon and Theodore. Word is you've come back awful, so don't you get it twisted, If anyone read a diss-Kar-did...that's what they ended up doing with it. We said 10, but I got 12 because I know you can't hurt me, I just added a few extras before your L to make it look like one of your jerseys. vs. Alvin: I loved that opening line, thank god someone still enjoys clowning bars, I get a bit bored of the empty threats and shit lol: Swerve the hardest dude in Canada, trust me this mans tough He ran from the police, got arrested, and walked back to the horse in handcuffs I’ll finger fuck ya chick and after that I know I’m a fuck All it takes is a twist with one hand and I Can Opener her up Pull her with one line, guess it’s the way I say things I’ll plant my dick in ya girl so don’t get mad when ya Bay Leaves Somali/some molly was cool but I felt you could have done more with it tbh so I ignored that. Ive got it pretty even here, I'd maybe tip it AK's way because I enjoyed his verse more overall and he mixed it up with clowning and wordplay even if he had a couple misses too like that Oregon line.

01-15-2018, 09:56 AM	#15
BROKE LESNAR βгοкε ㄴεςηαг Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 2,245 Battle Record: 9-4 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 12760964	Karpus wins 6-1