LMAO I WAS LOOKING AT OLD THREADS JUST NOW AND FOUND WHY GENO WAS LOOKING AT REXAZYTE

Diablo · 12-07-2017, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Genocide

as for the whole penis thing @Witty and @uh-oh

man, worst dick story i have is this..
i was shaving and trimming up my facial hair. decided i wanted to make the rest of my body nice and smooth for the ladies/or the one i was with at the time anyway. i decided to remove the guard from my beard and mustache trimmer, (i kept one for facial and one for body hair guys) so that i could get a nice low cut on my everything from neck down.

the shape up job was going well until i came to the below the belt area. without getting to much into details here on a prominantly male board.. the no guard clippers pinched me somehwere rather sharply and cause a lot of bleeding.

the bleeding wouldnt stop. i had to litterally go to the hospital because i thought i sliced a bad vein or something. told the nurse that i cut my dick off with my clippers -should have seen the look on her face. they immediately took me in the back. by the time the doctor showed up -the bleeding had stopped though from applying pressure with whatever the nurse had given me a towel or something. it was pretty much just embarrassing all the way around.

this guys literally cut his yoghurt slinger off and musta had hidden anxiety about it ever since

wow

Habitat · 12-07-2017, 08:23 AM

lmao this shit kills me.

Kill Spree · 12-07-2017, 08:55 AM

What the entire fuck...

Geno · 12-11-2017, 10:37 AM

Blahahahahaha cant believe u found this lmmfaooooo only lars man hahahahahwh

uh-oh · 12-11-2017, 11:53 AM

I probably mentioned it before, in whatever thread this was from

But ive snagged loose sack in the clippers all the time. Now i just keep the PUBIS low and shave the balls with a razor. For some reason my sack is impervious to disposable razors. Run right over it wrinkles and all

12-07-2017, 08:23 AM	#2
Habitat Make my day Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 742 Battle Record: 8-6 Champed - 1-2 LR Tournament Rep Power: 7519561	lmao this shit kills me. __________________

12-11-2017, 10:37 AM	#4
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Blahahahahaha cant believe u found this lmmfaooooo only lars man hahahahahwh __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

12-11-2017, 11:53 AM	#5
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	I probably mentioned it before, in whatever thread this was from But ive snagged loose sack in the clippers all the time. Now i just keep the PUBIS low and shave the balls with a razor. For some reason my sack is impervious to disposable razors. Run right over it wrinkles and all __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

12-07-2017, 08:55 AM	#3
Kill Spree Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 4,460 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 37645698	What the entire fuck...