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Scream
Join Date: Jun 2015
Posts: 3,251
Battle Record: 63-35
Accomplishments - 50 Wins
Champed - BA Picture Roast
- Battle Royale Tournament
- NBL Pic Roast
- Netcees Battle League
- NBL Season 11
- HoT Roast
- BAL Roast
- Tag Team Tourney
- NBL Barcotic Cypher
- SOL Pic Roast
- BA Tag
- XXXtentacion Roast
- 1-2 LR Champ
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Wodie.com World Wide Wodie Tournament 1999 Finals
Final Round: Opponents Chose Thier Own Topics 32 Bar Limit .50 Caliba: Chosen Themes: Fighting & Sharp Objects Flawless, I'm tossing you around like white-men-in-caught-in-the-projects/ My topic is me and you fightin-with-sharpened-objects/ Like when I throw darts-with-an-aim to put parts-in-ya-frame/ And smack you so hard I knock the fuckin thoughts-from-ya-brain/ Throw punches back at me? I'll catch-ya-fist and snap-ya-wrist/ Now how you gonna jab? Your hands look like a pair of saggin-tits/ Let me brag-a-bit, and tell you how I'll treat your coward-ass/ I bash both sides of ya waist 'til you resemble an hour-glass/ And with power-smash you directly in your throat-and-bladder/ Making you choke-and-stagger, blood soaks my 'cloak-and-dagger'/ Your robe-is-tattered from nunchukas-and-sais and punishing-rhymes/ Fucking-with-mines you get punched-in-the-eyes hundreds-of-times/ Succomb-to-the-prime, I 'pitch-forks' to split-hearts and snip lips-off/ Witne ss your limbs get ripped-off from a vicious hip-toss/ Flip your insides out and lock you in your own rib-cage/ I'm stickin-spades in your ligaments, hips-n-face for six-days/ A sick-display of scare tactics got you white-as-a-pearl/ Brawl with me? You can't even win a fight-with-a-girl/ You got your head down, swingin ya arms like your swimmin-son/ My pendulum is splittin-tongues, rippin-ya from shin-to-gums/ And when-I'm-done, I'd have slit open all ya body-parts/ Used to be 6' 3'', now peeps stare and say "God, He's short!"/ You should have trained-some-more, cause you got maimed-in-war/ My squad came-in-hordes and made you swallow flaming-swords/ Then I stabbed you til you "shed-the-light", then beat your head-with-mics/ And 'pinned' you down so you could 'rest in peace' upon a 'bed-of-spikes'/ Flawless: Chosen Themes: self-explanatory Fuck pride, I could ruin-yours/ but I'd rather you-win-more/ Cause seein' a verse tighter than mine would be worth losin-for/ You fit the internet rap stereotype/ Put too many words in a line and barely-flow-right/ As for sports, the only one you'd beat me in is runnin track/ Cause you get practice everytime you hear I'm comin' back/ What's even worst is/ all the football players you flirt with/ Holdin' cheerleaders' purses/ gettin' tackled on purpose/ Your first kiss was from your coach, and he didn't have to force you/ Even tried to make miniature golf a contact sport too/ I don't need a ball to batter your team/ I strike-with-heavy-blows, hit the mic-with-deadly-flows to shatter your dreams/ No matter the theme, my rhymes are clever/ You'd need a Game Genie for Tetris to put decent a line-together/ If you find-a-better style, its cause you saw mine and studied it/ So when you see me, don't expect buddy buddy shit/ you're gettin a bloody lip/ Mix games with horrible deaths, after you get your head tossed/ I'll rip your arms & legs-off/ and leave a jigsaw puzzle for Red-Cross/ Whatever's left will be gangrened/ fuck it, I'll change themes/ To artist/song titles and explain what your name means/ You're .50 skill, the rest is hype/ shoulda left the site/ After me, you'd need a 'Deep Blue Sea' of holy water to 'Bless the Mic' In 'Retrospect for Life', your mom shoulda been pro choice/ If you look 'Just Like Daddy' I can't believe he got the ho moist/ Left with no voice like Bahamadia/ 'I Pity You' like Mama Mia/ I'll burned you more times than Ol Dirty with gonorrhea/ Make your 'Head Swell' from cranial damages/ when they remove the bandages/ It'll be so lumpy you'll finally get compared to Canibus/ I bring my enemies pain/ 'Buckshots' til my energy's drained/ Won't be a single 'Stray Bullet' you'll feel like Kennedy's brain/ Then 'Murder' everyone at 'The Funeral'...none of your friends'll-remain/ 'Kill Em All' now you can't even exist on 'Memory Lane' |
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