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Old 03-21-2016, 08:59 AM   #1
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Exclamation LMAO BAGS IS A BITCH - 80 LINE DISS!!!!!

lmao time to re-open the wounds on this ogreous mutant
blade to your neck but it ain't ya lymph node I'm removing
ur loneliness proven by those ratchets you let fart in ur sheets
got head with three 6's, & all of 'em bore the mark of a beast
targetting me like im something quick u can feed off
now urine for a surprise like that bitch that you peed on
you been soft, i aint even gotta dig deep for these punches
im the truth, it aint a thing for me to keep it a hundred
how u sleep with a cousin of uhohs & make threads aware of it?
your life revolves around Plenty Of Fish like a pescatarians.
this desperate fairy went and emailed his own boss for a date
SUBJECT: AIIYOo TH1S YA BOIii BAGS, 5ORRY IM LATE!!!
lost you some weight, hit the gym tryna show ur in beastmode
wanted some gains but the only thing thats swoll is your ego
homie ur weak though, I ain't even seen a nigga try lately
all you gots some shitty ass text like muffs pic from Mybaby
hit the lime daily with married chicks who seem they unstable
yo ur wife-eyes quicker than my shit with an ethernet cable
remember the week u tried anal w/ a dildo to pound in her ass?
well here's a reminder.. this rounds slipping out of your hands
how you still fat just not in the face? bet u ain't ever changed shit
just look in better shape since you caught the mexi aids dick.
Werent you some telesales bitch with a semi-decent career?
well lets see if you start talking when that piece to your ear
all those years you been here talm bout u chasing some chick
tryna get office dick, and Des still hasn't taken the hint?
go play with your kid instead of writing text rhymes for me
type to read her The Quest for Lama's Lime as a bedtime story
you put website glory before her too shits lame
ur the most deadbeat thing on netcees since the 2crip tape
but you been training HIIT tryin to get u ripped
must be Insanity... cuz u out ur fucking mind accepting this
I respect ur sister that Christmas, u wanted breast w/ the trimmings
when moms stepped out the kitchen w/ a plate of watermelon & chicken
you get plenty of bitches but your standards appalling so chill
jehnik-a sound like a 40yo female cuban with more Jordan's than ill
broads with her build oughta be killed yo I'm not gonna lie
bitch got more spare tyres around her waist than Optimus Prime
ironically I found ur surnames Colavito when your family sorta
well.. vetoed anyone cola-coloured from tryna marry their daughter
faggot I warned ya not to try throwing hands with the gawd
shit ain't a bagatron video mag, but I'm putting Bags in a box
have u forgot how many times you gave me props on the lime?
u more a brown nosed bitch than that teen who sucked u off from behind
went from comical guy to blogging your life alone on ya own
if u after a girl with daddy issues.. try looking a little closer to home
ur standards so fucking low that even that's embarrassing
bitch u won't find love at first site scrolling thru Ashley Madison
all you baggings married bitches seeking a fuck on the side
them Tinderella broads just looking for a pumpkin to ride
u've nothing to hide, but nothing to give so i ain't losing sleep
your junk out there for everyone to sea like a nudist beach
if you and me ever meet, trust u gettin bench pressed quick
& i'll make sure ur head left split like you had zelph cleft lip
this helpless bitch boast bout sloppy seconds shit as if we care
faggot u've stirred more porridge than Goldilocks did at the Three Bears
see there's the fact u joined gym, but still aint doin all that u could
u whey more than u should, when u used to weigh more than u should
so quit talking so much just cuz you shed a few pounds like a dork
only cross-trainer u seen was ur PT when u passed out at the door
mounting on Snorlaxs w/ no shame, where you finding these chicks b?
smut even had u piping a lil D while her husband died from the Big C
bitch please, I gotta car full of guns to take off ya head
trunk with eight arms for ur temple like the god Ganesh
while you on the net chasing some bitch wanting her hair pulled
be fair warned, I let the chopper do the talking... that's Air Wolf
careful who you talking shit too when you try cypher
that red beam light up your hood like its Knight Rider
I'm a 9-5er cause I got a family to hustle for
you a 9-5er cause you'll fuck literally ANYTHING above a four
ur sisters a fucking whore & that shits got him angry
know what your sis and deadman have got in common? BLACK D!!!!
u soft as baby ass cheeks yet make discussion your life
I'm so tired of lookin down on u I've literally got bags under my eyes
pussy you wilding with that racist shit up in every thread
got an ape on your mind more than Professor Monkey-For-A-Head
you used to love it at the credit union but what's incredible though
is ur customers were paying a loan forever, while u were just foreveralone
should have never provoked me if you didn't want that shit
cause ur verses got more Mrs than ur phones contact list...

fuck you for not keeping your word

@Bags
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Old 03-21-2016, 10:14 AM   #2
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closer to home and bags under my eyes lines were crazy.

I dunno about all the particulars, but this shit was pretty relentless.

dope shit Lars.
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Old 03-21-2016, 10:25 AM   #3
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ur loneliness proven by those ratchets you let fart in ur sheets
got head with three 6's, & all of 'em bore the mark of a beast
Werent you some telesales bitch with a semi-decent career?
well lets see if you start talking when that piece to your ear
go play with your kid instead of writing text rhymes for me
type to read her The Quest for Lama's Lime as a bedtime story
you put website glory before her too shits lame
ur the most deadbeat thing on netcees since the 2crip tape
but you been training HIIT tryin to get u ripped
must be Insanity... cuz u out ur fucking mind accepting this
I respect ur sister that Christmas, u wanted breast w/ the trimmings
when moms stepped out the kitchen w/ a plate of watermelon & chicken
broads with her build oughta be killed yo I'm not gonna lie
bitch got more spare tyres around her waist than Optimus Prime
went from comical guy to blogging your life alone on ya own
if u after a girl with daddy issues.. try looking a little closer to home
if you and me ever meet, trust u gettin bench pressed quick
& i'll make sure ur head left split like you had zelph cleft lip
so quit talking so much just cuz you shed a few pounds like a dork
only cross-trainer u seen was ur PT when u passed out at the door
bitch please, I gotta car full of guns to take off ya head
trunk with eight arms for ur temple like the god Ganesh
while you on the net chasing some bitch wanting her hair pulled
be fair warned, I let the chopper do the talking... that's Air Wolf
careful who you talking shit too when you try cypher
that red beam light up your hood like its Knight Rider
ur sisters a fucking whore & that shits got him angry
know what your sis and deadman have got in common? BLACK D!!!!
^ hahahaha
u soft as baby ass cheeks yet make discussion your life
I'm so tired of lookin down on u I've literally got bags under my eyes
you used to love it at the credit union but what's incredible though
is ur customers were paying a loan forever, while u were just foreveralone


no lie but they were all hot tbh

this was super dope
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Old 03-22-2016, 08:47 AM   #4
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Definitely had alot of bangers in here bro for a 80 line verse. You came with sum heat, forsure. Would of been dope if bags gay ass wrote sum shit too, fuck u bags. Lol

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Old 03-22-2016, 11:16 AM   #5
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Ouch.
Went ham tbr. Wha happen baggy?
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Old 04-16-2016, 06:05 PM   #7
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I'm amaze with this diss, you came out with crazy lines.
Hopefully bags come with a better comeback
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Old 04-16-2016, 06:59 PM   #8
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That black D line was ridiculous
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Old 04-16-2016, 08:44 PM   #9
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Fucking start battling you stupid fuck.

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Old 06-28-2017, 06:10 AM   #10
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lmao so glad this didnt get culled

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