Couple pit bulls ran up on da god today

[uh-oh]

i was at work, working, in the back, INSIDE

i had my headphones on and was blocking some bondo/mud shit down on a door, and i felt something wet touch me

i turned around and this goon was looking at me



as you can tell by that image he is docile and chilling, but that pic doesn't encompass his beastmode. he's a short stocky bastard with a giant head it just looks slimmer there

but word this one was with him



which is smaller and adorable and loving lol no homo

the big one is older probably 5ish. he was skittish when i got him home, like dumb enough to want to go for a ride in the truck, and dumb enough to want to get in the door to my house, but once he was in it was like he was in aww man wtf this ain't home you LIED mode

both are knocked out now on the rug though

i want to keep them, but i ain't a PET THIEF

i got posts going on facebook and shit tracking the owners down and bringing them back to work tomorrow

i just didnt wan't to leave them chained up in the back of the shop, its not paved its like big gravel and there isnt any overhangs if it rains

just fed them 2 giant rocco family recipe meatballs a piece, and i'm cooking them my year old back of the freezer boxed fish fillets lmao

they will eat like kings tonight, and probably go back to a shitty home they escaped from tomorrow

BUT WORD i skipped story, we had the doors open in the shop, because it was like 75 today taking advantage of the weather while its here. its a big building though, and there are literally nothing but big 4 lane streets everywhere around my job, so if these guys ventured far they went through crazy 45-65 mph traffic and shit and somehow got to the back of our shop/building. but word when the one touched me i had a heart attack probably, but my reaction freaked him out more and he skittered off. but i got him back and tied him up and shit

but word cool dogs. makes me want dogs. although not really these dogs. they ain't been cesar milan'd and they are fucking land sharks. the black and white one has like a harness type collar, and holding both these fuckers is a task. they're just low to the earth and all muscle with no regards to their own windpipes