best album skits

oats · 06-13-2016, 03:36 AM

was listening to College Dropout this morning, forgot about how much I liked the "no I've never had sex before, but I can add up the change in your purse, real fast" skits.

I also really like this one:

Wu Tang torture is obv

Em Kay Gee · 06-13-2016, 03:43 AM

Snoop dogg - doggy style is pretty funny. The chin nut / dick in your mouth one cracks me up. Might be from a different album though but I think that's the one. Also 50 cent when he has two chicks gossiping about ja rule

Inno · 06-13-2016, 04:12 PM

Dont know if these qualify as skits but i loveem lol

Biggies i got a story to tell.

And dmx's hows it going down skit lol

Bitch who dick who sucking?

Do i got to holla his name(who is he!)....bitch you fuckin 'em

Also im sorry but eminems ken keniff shits are fucking hilarious.

Want me to to melt in your hands, melt in your ass you little cock boy

Lmao classic

Certain · 06-13-2016, 05:42 PM

The Ghost Weed skits on De La Soul's AOI: Mosaic Thump are classic, especially Pharoahe Monch's.

dead man · 06-13-2016, 07:03 PM

The one on "back for the first time" where ludacris and 20 give these girls directions to their hut house was always one of my favorites

Certain · 06-13-2016, 07:09 PM

Geno · 06-14-2016, 06:02 AM

Canibus. 2000 b.c. track 4 or 5. When hes torturi g wyclef asking bout the beats. That shit still slays me cause the voice and sgit lmfaoooo

Whats on the beats nikka!?!?
Q-bert? The game ????
Choo choo... whats that for????

The bass nikka!?!?!?

oats · 06-14-2016, 06:08 AM

this got me thinking - who was the first rapper to put skits on their albums? why? to my knowledge, other genres don't have them, or at the very least skits aren't as common in other genres. why? @Certain @kannon @PancakeBrah and whoever else has musical expertise.

Certain · 06-14-2016, 08:42 AM

The skit is one of the many innovations De La Soul brought to rap. I am not sure if 3 Feet High and Rising's skits were the first, but they were the first that became a distinct and important part of the album. De La Soul and Prince Paul wanted the album to feel cinematic, so they added an overarching plot between tracks. Then De La Soul Is Dead perfected the skit (though the music is less consistent).

Joe Metts · 06-14-2016, 08:48 AM

mad rapper

Aero · 06-14-2016, 10:10 AM

A- thread.

But yea Ludacris skits.

Tank - Bishop Cognac skit

anime_boners · 06-14-2016, 10:19 AM

all in all this skit is awful BUT

I fucking die every time he says "don't fuckin talk to me"

Diode · 06-14-2016, 10:27 AM

most of dmx's were hilarious outside of the damien / god / whatever nonsense

then there's the classics

and of course, the most classic skit of them all:

Mr. J · 06-14-2016, 08:11 PM

Lack of packingdamacinthebackoftheAc

dead man · 06-14-2016, 09:13 PM

When I die, you know what's gonna keep me warm?? That's right. THOSE DEGREES.

Pharaohs Army · 06-15-2016, 09:47 PM

There's an outro on Talib Kweli's Gun Music...
It's not epic but I always laughed at it when I heard it...It's funny.
ladies love... why shouldn't they love him?

There is also an outro (I wish I could find it-- simple internet searches are not helping me)... It basically just plays a snippet from the Swingers movie, where he says something along the lines of so I host an open mic... big fuckin' deal

Mr. J · 06-17-2016, 04:49 PM

Percy Miracles is a great skit btw

06-13-2016, 07:03 PM	#5
dead man living Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,485 Battle Record: 33-18 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - AOWL Season 1 - Art of Writing League - AOWL Season 4 - Write Week V - GWL Season 1 Rep Power: 77606679	The one on "back for the first time" where ludacris and 20 give these girls directions to their hut house was always one of my favorites __________________ Zack Wicks for president

06-14-2016, 06:02 AM	#7
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Canibus. 2000 b.c. track 4 or 5. When hes torturi g wyclef asking bout the beats. That shit still slays me cause the voice and sgit lmfaoooo Whats on the beats nikka!?!? Q-bert? The game ???? Choo choo... whats that for???? The bass nikka!?!?!? __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

06-14-2016, 06:08 AM	#8
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	this got me thinking - who was the first rapper to put skits on their albums? why? to my knowledge, other genres don't have them, or at the very least skits aren't as common in other genres. why? @Certain @kannon @PancakeBrah and whoever else has musical expertise. __________________ You should be water

06-14-2016, 08:42 AM	#9
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	The skit is one of the many innovations De La Soul brought to rap. I am not sure if 3 Feet High and Rising's skits were the first, but they were the first that became a distinct and important part of the album. De La Soul and Prince Paul wanted the album to feel cinematic, so they added an overarching plot between tracks. Then De La Soul Is Dead perfected the skit (though the music is less consistent). Last edited by Certain; 06-14-2016 at 08:45 AM.

06-14-2016, 08:11 PM	#14
Mr. J The Clown Prince Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,046 Battle Record: 35-45 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 59349682	Lack of packingdamacinthebackoftheAc __________________ .....laugh....and the world laughs with you

06-13-2016, 03:43 AM	#2
Em Kay Gee Member Join Date: Mar 2015 Posts: 90 Rep Power: 3727352	Snoop dogg - doggy style is pretty funny. The chin nut / dick in your mouth one cracks me up. Might be from a different album though but I think that's the one. Also 50 cent when he has two chicks gossiping about ja rule

06-13-2016, 04:12 PM	#3
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,024 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899403	Dont know if these qualify as skits but i loveem lol Biggies i got a story to tell. And dmx's hows it going down skit lol Bitch who dick who sucking? Do i got to holla his name(who is he!)....bitch you fuckin 'em Also im sorry but eminems ken keniff shits are fucking hilarious. Want me to to melt in your hands, melt in your ass you little cock boy Lmao classic

06-13-2016, 05:42 PM	#4
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	The Ghost Weed skits on De La Soul's AOI: Mosaic Thump are classic, especially Pharoahe Monch's.

06-14-2016, 08:48 AM	#10
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112003	mad rapper

06-14-2016, 10:10 AM	#11
Aero GOAT Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,826 Battle Record: 14-17 Champed - Site Diss Competition - Tag Tournament III - Lyric Olympics - Tag Tournament: "Omicron Variant" Rep Power: 0	A- thread. But yea Ludacris skits. Tank - Bishop Cognac skit

06-14-2016, 09:13 PM	#15
dead man living Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,485 Battle Record: 33-18 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - AOWL Season 1 - Art of Writing League - AOWL Season 4 - Write Week V - GWL Season 1 Rep Power: 77606679	When I die, you know what's gonna keep me warm?? That's right. THOSE DEGREES. __________________ Zack Wicks for president

06-15-2016, 09:47 PM	#16
Pharaohs Army Banned Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,956 Battle Record: 6 - 14 Rep Power: 0	There's an outro on Talib Kweli's Gun Music... It's not epic but I always laughed at it when I heard it...It's funny. ladies love... why shouldn't they love him? There is also an outro (I wish I could find it-- simple internet searches are not helping me)... It basically just plays a snippet from the Swingers movie, where he says something along the lines of so I host an open mic... big fuckin' deal

06-17-2016, 04:49 PM	#17
Mr. J The Clown Prince Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,046 Battle Record: 35-45 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 59349682	Percy Miracles is a great skit btw __________________ .....laugh....and the world laughs with you