Week 7: puravida vs. Infiltration [puravida Wins]

BROKE LESNAR · 09-25-2015, 05:34 PM

Due Wednesday Midnight

puravida

Viggo Tarasov: That fucking nobody is John Wick. He once was an associate of ours. They call him Baba Yaga. Well John wasn't exactly the Boogeyman, he was the one you send to kill the fucking Boogeyman. John is a man of focus, commitment and sheer will, something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar, with a pencil. With a fucking... pencil. Suddenly, one day he asked to leave, over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day lay the foundation of what we are now. And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his fucking dog. John will come for you, and you will do nothing because you ''can'' do nothing.

Infiltration

Wiley: Excuse me. It is okay if I feel your belly? I love babies. I love to feel them kick.

Deanne McKenzie: Sure, go ahead.

Deanne McKenzie: [Wiley leans down as far as possible and feels Deanne's breast] That's not my belly, that's my boob.

Wiley: I like to feel those too.

puravida · 09-25-2015, 05:46 PM

@Infiltration rebuttal?

Saint · 09-25-2015, 05:51 PM

Nah..

puravida · 09-25-2015, 09:53 PM

@Infiltration

The Lime can't insure your life after this. It's ur last match, homo.
no duckin this L, this is not the Aflac logo.

Saint · 09-25-2015, 11:40 PM

U wont find a weak link in my defense, these shots'll dead soldiers
Better send ur best overrr... my whole team hold arms like playing Red Rover

Meth · 09-26-2015, 12:29 AM

Surprisingly never seen a holding arms/red rover bar
Dope

Pura had a basic concept tha he felt needed picture evidence
Eh

V/inf

BROKE LESNAR · 09-26-2015, 01:14 AM

I thought while puravida didn't need the pic, it was still pretty cool. So was Infiltrations. What differentiates the 2 is how direct they were and imo puravida's was precisely that.

v-puravida

EtH · 09-26-2015, 02:02 AM

I like the concept of Inf's, but a few things put me off. First, he bragged instead of dissing his opponent. Second, gunbar. Third, you compared your team to people playing red rover, not exactly a compliment.

pur, I didn't like the fact that you needed the pic to aid the bar. If this was like the Texaco sign or something the line would have hit harder with the brand recognition. None the less, an alright idea. One bars always come off sooo much weaker to me for some reason, but in a verse I could see myself liking this line.

Vote - Pur

Spoken · 09-26-2015, 02:07 AM

Pur was str8 forward and tome hit home more so than the red rover line.... nice flip but just felt lackluster after reading it...thrice

Chemist · 09-26-2015, 08:49 AM

v/ pur
both had good lines. felt like pura was more precise on the punch while inf was lacking it

Useless · 09-26-2015, 10:27 AM

Lmao @ posting a pic. foh man. shit was underworded as hell.

V. Inf

Flow · 09-26-2015, 10:36 AM

V inf.

Posting a pic wtf?

Unfukwitable · 09-27-2015, 02:48 AM

Afflac was decent ight.. . Red Rover was nicer to me here tho v/Inf

*Neighbors RMBVA battle got niggs thinkin they can Post Pics for bars lol*

BROKE LESNAR · 09-28-2015, 05:04 PM

4-4

Kill Spree · 10-02-2015, 12:47 PM

Got pur here. Thought his bar was real creative. I have seen red rover hold arms many of times.

V/pur

BROKE LESNAR · 10-05-2015, 01:49 PM

puravida wins

09-25-2015, 05:34 PM	#1
BROKE LESNAR βгοкε ㄴεςηαг Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 2,245 Battle Record: 9-4 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 12760964	Week 7: puravida vs. Infiltration [puravida Wins] Due Wednesday Midnight puravida Viggo Tarasov: That fucking nobody is John Wick. He once was an associate of ours. They call him Baba Yaga. Well John wasn't exactly the Boogeyman, he was the one you send to kill the fucking Boogeyman. John is a man of focus, commitment and sheer will, something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar, with a pencil. With a fucking... pencil. Suddenly, one day he asked to leave, over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day lay the foundation of what we are now. And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his fucking dog. John will come for you, and you will do nothing because you ''can'' do nothing. Infiltration Wiley: Excuse me. It is okay if I feel your belly? I love babies. I love to feel them kick. Deanne McKenzie: Sure, go ahead. Deanne McKenzie: [Wiley leans down as far as possible and feels Deanne's breast] That's not my belly, that's my boob. Wiley: I like to feel those too.

09-25-2015, 05:46 PM	#2
puravida sloth kong Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: The Central Valley Posts: 685 Battle Record: 2-5 Rep Power: 11732142	@Infiltration rebuttal? __________________

09-25-2015, 09:53 PM	#4
puravida sloth kong Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: The Central Valley Posts: 685 Battle Record: 2-5 Rep Power: 11732142	@Infiltration The Lime can't insure your life after this. It's ur last match, homo. no duckin this L, this is not the Aflac logo. __________________ Last edited by puravida; 09-25-2015 at 09:59 PM.

09-26-2015, 12:29 AM	#6
Meth Back again. Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,653 Battle Record: 12-5 Champed - Time to Kill IV - 1-2 Punch Panic Room Rep Power: 4489511	Surprisingly never seen a holding arms/red rover bar Dope Pura had a basic concept tha he felt needed picture evidence Eh V/inf __________________ Crystal

09-26-2015, 02:02 AM	#8
EtH Erebus Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 435 Battle Record: 6-1 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 3537335	I like the concept of Inf's, but a few things put me off. First, he bragged instead of dissing his opponent. Second, gunbar. Third, you compared your team to people playing red rover, not exactly a compliment. pur, I didn't like the fact that you needed the pic to aid the bar. If this was like the Texaco sign or something the line would have hit harder with the brand recognition. None the less, an alright idea. One bars always come off sooo much weaker to me for some reason, but in a verse I could see myself liking this line. Vote - Pur __________________

09-25-2015, 05:51 PM	#3
Saint Scream Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 3,251 Battle Record: 63-35 Accomplishments - 50 Wins Champed - BA Picture Roast - Battle Royale Tournament - NBL Pic Roast - Netcees Battle League - NBL Season 11 - HoT Roast - BAL Roast - Tag Team Tourney - NBL Barcotic Cypher - SOL Pic Roast - BA Tag - XXXtentacion Roast - 1-2 LR Champ Rep Power: 22535868	Nah..

09-25-2015, 11:40 PM	#5
Saint Scream Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 3,251 Battle Record: 63-35 Accomplishments - 50 Wins Champed - BA Picture Roast - Battle Royale Tournament - NBL Pic Roast - Netcees Battle League - NBL Season 11 - HoT Roast - BAL Roast - Tag Team Tourney - NBL Barcotic Cypher - SOL Pic Roast - BA Tag - XXXtentacion Roast - 1-2 LR Champ Rep Power: 22535868	U wont find a weak link in my defense, these shots'll dead soldiers Better send ur best overrr... my whole team hold arms like playing Red Rover

09-26-2015, 01:14 AM	#7
BROKE LESNAR βгοкε ㄴεςηαг Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 2,245 Battle Record: 9-4 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 12760964	I thought while puravida didn't need the pic, it was still pretty cool. So was Infiltrations. What differentiates the 2 is how direct they were and imo puravida's was precisely that. v-puravida

09-26-2015, 02:07 AM	#9
Spoken ...DA GAWD... Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,355 Battle Record: 13-34 Rep Power: 5860413	Pur was str8 forward and tome hit home more so than the red rover line.... nice flip but just felt lackluster after reading it...thrice __________________ WP Po'ethics

09-26-2015, 08:49 AM	#10
Chemist Try this shit Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: uninhabitable Posts: 365 Battle Record: 5-11 Rep Power: 0	v/ pur both had good lines. felt like pura was more precise on the punch while inf was lacking it __________________

09-26-2015, 10:27 AM	#11
Useless 100% Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 1,803 Battle Record: 9-12 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 0	Lmao @ posting a pic. foh man. shit was underworded as hell. V. Inf

09-26-2015, 10:36 AM	#12
Flow Upset Champion Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: West Mids Posts: 3,861 Battle Record: 57-49 Accomplishments - 50 Wins Champed - BA Rookie Tourney - 1-2 Punch League (x2) - Pandemonium Cypher - 1-2 Punch league Season 9 Rep Power: 24894581	V inf. Posting a pic wtf?

09-27-2015, 02:48 AM	#13
Unfukwitable baz∞ka Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,643 Battle Record: 38-35 Champed - Fight Night 7 - Battle Arena Tournament - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 36460388	Afflac was decent ight.. . Red Rover was nicer to me here tho v/Inf Neighbors RMBVA battle got niggs thinkin they can Post Pics for bars lol __________________ WICKeD

09-28-2015, 05:04 PM	#14
BROKE LESNAR βгοкε ㄴεςηαг Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 2,245 Battle Record: 9-4 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 12760964	4-4

10-02-2015, 12:47 PM	#15
Kill Spree Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 4,460 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 37645698	Got pur here. Thought his bar was real creative. I have seen red rover hold arms many of times. V/pur

10-05-2015, 01:49 PM	#16
BROKE LESNAR βгοкε ㄴεςηαг Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 2,245 Battle Record: 9-4 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 12760964	puravida wins