"Stereo Types" Feat. Mr. J

sral · 08-01-2015, 07:31 AM

I like my crumpets toasted so both sides are butter-coated
before i write another opus to try and crush opponents.
I'm that limey fucking poster whos admires The Queen
so you know that light fucking weak shit, aint my cup of tea.
I brush my teeth with a yard brush, still keepin' it gangsta brahs
I'm bangin' hard while posted up in a furry hat like a Palace Guard
You aint a match for Lars, every stanza written's had me champin' with it
and i'm prouder of the fact i'm British than 2000AD's Harry Kipling...

Everyone's a terrorist to me, bred for drama, bury the weak
get grilled by my toast I'm all about that American cheese.
make these characters bleed.. nothin' but red, white, & blue
hand over your heart, God keep us blessed like ACHOO..
if you blessed like a Jew than I got you balancin' my books
got a ear for Pop, that will leave you catchin' my hooks
a profession to Cooke that has them wishin' for change
it it don't come, all you gonna get is these whips & some chains
got most of you on the border, pretending to be sweet Samaritans
you ain't fooling me bitch! you better learn how to speak American
I have a Bush that needs trimming and a really hungry lawn
screamin' YEEEEEEHAAAAAWWW in my Chevy listening to a sad Country song

Vulgar · 08-02-2015, 12:49 AM

lol cool stuff. I liked the slick flow on Lar's verse and the more reckless, comical style of Mr. J's. Cool read.

Mr. J · 08-10-2015, 02:00 AM

thanks brah....appreciate it, dope verse sraL

08-01-2015, 07:31 AM	#1
sral LARSLARSLARSLARSLARS Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: CRUMPETVILLE Posts: 8,605 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899396	"Stereo Types" Feat. Mr. J I like my crumpets toasted so both sides are butter-coated before i write another opus to try and crush opponents. I'm that limey fucking poster whos admires The Queen so you know that light fucking weak shit, aint my cup of tea. I brush my teeth with a yard brush, still keepin' it gangsta brahs I'm bangin' hard while posted up in a furry hat like a Palace Guard You aint a match for Lars, every stanza written's had me champin' with it and i'm prouder of the fact i'm British than 2000AD's Harry Kipling... Everyone's a terrorist to me, bred for drama, bury the weak get grilled by my toast I'm all about that American cheese. make these characters bleed.. nothin' but red, white, & blue hand over your heart, God keep us blessed like ACHOO.. if you blessed like a Jew than I got you balancin' my books got a ear for Pop, that will leave you catchin' my hooks a profession to Cooke that has them wishin' for change it it don't come, all you gonna get is these whips & some chains got most of you on the border, pretending to be sweet Samaritans you ain't fooling me bitch! you better learn how to speak American I have a Bush that needs trimming and a really hungry lawn screamin' YEEEEEEHAAAAAWWW in my Chevy listening to a sad Country song __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)

08-10-2015, 02:00 AM	#3
Mr. J The Clown Prince Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,046 Battle Record: 35-45 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 59349682	thanks brah....appreciate it, dope verse sraL __________________ .....laugh....and the world laughs with you

08-02-2015, 12:49 AM	#2
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	lol cool stuff. I liked the slick flow on Lar's verse and the more reckless, comical style of Mr. J's. Cool read.