ITT: Lies you hear about christianity

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if you fold your hands and say "sorry God for being bad and stuff" when nobody's listening, you live for eternity

[Destroyer]

somehow because they beat the shit out of some guy 2000 years ago, I can molest kids and as long as I am sorry before I die, I get to live in paradise for eternity

[Destroyer]

little kids are born into hunger everyday, babies die of brain cancer, some get raped and killed before the age of 2.
It's god's plan tho, so it's all good.

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"Fossils were put here by God to test our faith"

lmao

[Destroyer]

Mother Theresa was a saint
lmaooooooooo

[Destroyer]

Knuck are you speaking in tongues?

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geez I hope V married a virgin

[Batty]

I gotta go with the Banana Man himself, Ray Comfort.

for those unfamiliar, he's the guy who used the banana as God's perfect invention yet bananas of today are man's creation.

I don't think he will ever recover from the multi-media beatdown that has followed since he said it like 10 years ago.

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90% of what Kirk Cameron and Joel Osteen say belong itt.

[Inno]

godam @all those quotes lol

[Mr. J]

Legit lol'd at google 'witches'

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Originally Posted by Batty

I gotta go with the Banana Man himself, Ray Comfort.

for those unfamiliar, he's the guy who used the banana as God's perfect invention yet bananas of today are man's creation.

I don't think he will ever recover from the multi-media beatdown that has followed since he said it like 10 years ago.

[IMG]http://media-***he-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7c/4e/03/7c4e03ba8ebd2bdd9e1c7e4705b3d1b3.jpg[/IMG]


90% of what Kirk Cameron and Joel Osteen say belong itt.

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