THE ROAST OF ULLR AKA BARON X OF RAP ROYALTY

~RustyGunZ~ · 05-19-2015, 09:41 PM

After submitting his essay I had to enforce our policies and get more info on this newcomer

Here's how it went down

And here ladies and NCGs is Ullr.....

Diode · 05-19-2015, 09:48 PM

I HAVE A BOARD MEETING WITH THE METTS BROTHERS TOMORROW

SLAYED

Allen Knight · 05-19-2015, 09:48 PM

Lookin like troy mcclure got captured by isis forced to shave niggas pubes w a razor in his mouth an super glue on his chin then released.

Allen Knight · 05-19-2015, 09:49 PM

Lookin like mick foley as a ring announcer.

El Muffin · 05-19-2015, 09:54 PM

This nigga went to Supercuts n asked for his beard styled "James Harden vs Edward Scissorhands Celebrity Death Match"

El Muffin · 05-19-2015, 09:55 PM

This nigga look like Knucklehead and Andre the Giant did a fusion dance

I'm dead bros

~RustyGunZ~ · 05-19-2015, 09:56 PM

Lookin like his spirit animal is a sloth undergoing chemotherapy

Lookin like he skipped prom to fight the local wizard

The guy that fucked Veritas fat wife when he was a cuckold

Writes editorials for npr aabout organic tomatoes that never get oublished

The muzzles step brother, the fuzzle

El Muffin · 05-19-2015, 09:57 PM

THIS NIGGA DONALD TRUMPS , TRUMPS DONALD TRUMPS

I'M DONE

El Muffin · 05-19-2015, 09:58 PM

Forehead look like a game of snakes circa 99

El Muffin · 05-19-2015, 10:00 PM

oh pimp juice OOO U WANT A PUT YA FEET ON MA RUG , fine leather face lookin ass nigga

~RustyGunZ~ · 05-19-2015, 10:00 PM

@muff is that a suit??

Ole renaissance fair fry cook lookin boy

Aesop rock after a 3 year meth bender

For hire road janitor

Hush · 05-19-2015, 10:00 PM

Legit look like cricket from its always sunny

Batty · 05-19-2015, 10:01 PM

At first I was like "Naw, this can't be real"... then I'm like "I still think I was right, I still think this can't be real". But I can't take that chance so...

This wigga lookin like ***tus Jack joined The Horsemen in the middle ages.

Lookin like he drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon with a crazy straw in an all goblin folk band.

Lookin like Elf on a Shelf as a Century 21 agent.

Beard lookin like Kathy Griffin's pussy.

Old Medieval Festival Beard ass nigga. Lookin like Detour had a twin bro that took a detour down the wrong fallopian.

Lookin like head toy maker elf at the north pole turned sex offender

Pedobear issued a BOLO on this nigga

System of a Down Syndrome

Lookin like he makes Nerf battle axes for LOTR cosplayers twice a year

Lookin like Sami Zayn from NXT with Ginger Sickle Cell

Allen Knight · 05-19-2015, 10:03 PM

Lookin like tettris quit rap an became a sourthen Baptist preacher

~RustyGunZ~ · 05-19-2015, 10:07 PM

Sells hand sewn gloves made from a combination of his cheek hair and Norwegian goat fur on Craigslist

Grows underground hydroponic herbs for his dyi alchemy kit line

Batty · 05-19-2015, 10:16 PM

Lookin like he eats Prairie Belt Vienna Sausages with gargoyles.

Went to barber shop, saw the list and went with: 1970's Funeral Home Assistant Director.

Lookin like Screech and the girl from the Wendy's logo did a mash-up.

This nigga got corn-rowed eyebrows and shit.

Lookin like She-Ra's court jester

lookin like he smells like Old Spice and shattered hopes.

looking like he plays Dungeons and Dragons with real dragons in a real dungeon

Lookin like he collected every Nintendo handheld ever made.

hair lookin like a tranquilized basket of baby chipmunks

lookin like he got cut from the Knight's Watch in Westerous and became a lube jockey at Littlefinger's brothel.

High School Annual his senior year named him: Most Likely to impale his heart with one of his own ribs while trying to give himself head thus ending his own life in an embarrassing manner.

Formed a Rush cover band called "Geddy Up" with 3 other kids from his Pokémon Battle League.

Climbs garden gates with grappling hooks he made out of shoestrings and boat motor parts.

Vulgar · 05-19-2015, 10:21 PM

looool

Isaac Ass-imov

Inno · 05-19-2015, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush

Legit look like cricket from its always sunny

Holy shit. Lol

~RustyGunZ~ · 05-19-2015, 10:33 PM

Lookin like he sells life insurance to the wives of Saurons army

Plays banjo on the boardwalk for tips but only accepts bitcoins

Steals mobile home roofing in the dead of the night for blacksmithing projects

Made a remix of started from the bottom about building a castle in minecraft

Batty · 05-19-2015, 10:39 PM

Lookin like a Vietnam vet from a Call of Duty tournament.

Webmaster of a website devoted entirely to fan fiction porn between Lobot from Empire Strikes Back and Sam from iCarly.

lookin like an orange falcon teaching sunday school.

Saved up his allowance money to go to Gingercon and got an autograph from the kid that said "O'Doyle Rules".

Saves farts in mason jars in his freezer.

lookin like a background character in a made-for-tv movie about Steve Jobs founding Apple.

lookin like he bleached his chest with liquid plumber

lookin like he parted his eyebrows with a lice comb

He was once a failed backyard wrestler named Dreamcicle Danny

Reprograms Roombas to simulate war games with roaches.

05-19-2015, 09:41 PM	#1
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,844 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899406	THE ROAST OF ULLR AKA BARON X OF RAP ROYALTY After submitting his essay I had to enforce our policies and get more info on this newcomer Here's how it went down And here ladies and NCGs is Ullr.....

05-19-2015, 09:48 PM	#2
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	I HAVE A BOARD MEETING WITH THE METTS BROTHERS TOMORROW SLAYED __________________

05-19-2015, 09:48 PM	#3
Allen Knight Foreva us, neva them. Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 9,176 Battle Record: 106-34 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Key to Greatness I - BA Cypher Tournament - Tag Team Tournament I - Fight Night LXXVI - Time to Kill V - Fight Night LXXX - 1-2 Punch League - Fight Night Cypher II - Key Grand Prix IV - NBL Cypher (7x) - Throwdown Cypher - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Cypher III - Fight Night 1 - Tag Team Tournament V Rep Power: 85899401	Lookin like troy mcclure got captured by isis forced to shave niggas pubes w a razor in his mouth an super glue on his chin then released. __________________ C.O.B The Bad Guys.

05-19-2015, 09:49 PM	#4
Allen Knight Foreva us, neva them. Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 9,176 Battle Record: 106-34 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Key to Greatness I - BA Cypher Tournament - Tag Team Tournament I - Fight Night LXXVI - Time to Kill V - Fight Night LXXX - 1-2 Punch League - Fight Night Cypher II - Key Grand Prix IV - NBL Cypher (7x) - Throwdown Cypher - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Cypher III - Fight Night 1 - Tag Team Tournament V Rep Power: 85899401	Lookin like mick foley as a ring announcer. __________________ C.O.B The Bad Guys.

05-19-2015, 09:54 PM	#5
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	This nigga went to Supercuts n asked for his beard styled "James Harden vs Edward Scissorhands Celebrity Death Match" __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-19-2015, 09:55 PM	#6
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	This nigga look like Knucklehead and Andre the Giant did a fusion dance I'm dead bros __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-19-2015, 09:56 PM	#7
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,844 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899406	Lookin like his spirit animal is a sloth undergoing chemotherapy Lookin like he skipped prom to fight the local wizard The guy that fucked Veritas fat wife when he was a cuckold Writes editorials for npr aabout organic tomatoes that never get oublished The muzzles step brother, the fuzzle

05-19-2015, 09:57 PM	#8
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	THIS NIGGA DONALD TRUMPS , TRUMPS DONALD TRUMPS I'M DONE __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-19-2015, 09:58 PM	#9
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Forehead look like a game of snakes circa 99 __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-19-2015, 10:00 PM	#10
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	oh pimp juice OOO U WANT A PUT YA FEET ON MA RUG , fine leather face lookin ass nigga __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-19-2015, 10:00 PM	#12
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	Legit look like cricket from its always sunny __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

05-19-2015, 10:01 PM	#13
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	At first I was like "Naw, this can't be real"... then I'm like "I still think I was right, I still think this can't be real". But I can't take that chance so... This wigga lookin like ***tus Jack joined The Horsemen in the middle ages. Lookin like he drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon with a crazy straw in an all goblin folk band. Lookin like Elf on a Shelf as a Century 21 agent. Beard lookin like Kathy Griffin's pussy. Old Medieval Festival Beard ass nigga. Lookin like Detour had a twin bro that took a detour down the wrong fallopian. Lookin like head toy maker elf at the north pole turned sex offender Pedobear issued a BOLO on this nigga System of a Down Syndrome Lookin like he makes Nerf battle axes for LOTR cosplayers twice a year Lookin like Sami Zayn from NXT with Ginger Sickle Cell

05-19-2015, 10:03 PM	#14
Allen Knight Foreva us, neva them. Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 9,176 Battle Record: 106-34 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Key to Greatness I - BA Cypher Tournament - Tag Team Tournament I - Fight Night LXXVI - Time to Kill V - Fight Night LXXX - 1-2 Punch League - Fight Night Cypher II - Key Grand Prix IV - NBL Cypher (7x) - Throwdown Cypher - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Cypher III - Fight Night 1 - Tag Team Tournament V Rep Power: 85899401	Lookin like tettris quit rap an became a sourthen Baptist preacher __________________ C.O.B The Bad Guys.

05-19-2015, 10:07 PM	#15
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,844 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899406	Sells hand sewn gloves made from a combination of his cheek hair and Norwegian goat fur on Craigslist Grows underground hydroponic herbs for his dyi alchemy kit line

05-19-2015, 10:16 PM	#16
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	Lookin like he eats Prairie Belt Vienna Sausages with gargoyles. Went to barber shop, saw the list and went with: 1970's Funeral Home Assistant Director. Lookin like Screech and the girl from the Wendy's logo did a mash-up. This nigga got corn-rowed eyebrows and shit. Lookin like She-Ra's court jester lookin like he smells like Old Spice and shattered hopes. looking like he plays Dungeons and Dragons with real dragons in a real dungeon Lookin like he collected every Nintendo handheld ever made. hair lookin like a tranquilized basket of baby chipmunks lookin like he got cut from the Knight's Watch in Westerous and became a lube jockey at Littlefinger's brothel. High School Annual his senior year named him: Most Likely to impale his heart with one of his own ribs while trying to give himself head thus ending his own life in an embarrassing manner. Formed a Rush cover band called "Geddy Up" with 3 other kids from his Pokémon Battle League. Climbs garden gates with grappling hooks he made out of shoestrings and boat motor parts.

05-19-2015, 10:21 PM	#17
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	looool Isaac Ass-imov

05-19-2015, 10:33 PM	#19
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,844 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899406	Lookin like he sells life insurance to the wives of Saurons army Plays banjo on the boardwalk for tips but only accepts bitcoins Steals mobile home roofing in the dead of the night for blacksmithing projects Made a remix of started from the bottom about building a castle in minecraft

05-19-2015, 10:39 PM	#20
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	Lookin like a Vietnam vet from a Call of Duty tournament. Webmaster of a website devoted entirely to fan fiction porn between Lobot from Empire Strikes Back and Sam from iCarly. lookin like an orange falcon teaching sunday school. Saved up his allowance money to go to Gingercon and got an autograph from the kid that said "O'Doyle Rules". Saves farts in mason jars in his freezer. lookin like a background character in a made-for-tv movie about Steve Jobs founding Apple. lookin like he bleached his chest with liquid plumber lookin like he parted his eyebrows with a lice comb He was once a failed backyard wrestler named Dreamcicle Danny Reprograms Roombas to simulate war games with roaches.