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Niggas sloppy as fuck boarding inebriated
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Hahaha
Legit thread if I'm being 100
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side note: check it, Super Models soak tampons in alcohol then insert, that's how they get drunk<- REal shit, they do it so they don't gain weight from it
you can also take it in the ass if you wanna bypass the breathalyzer Last edited by Urban Dialect; 04-30-2015 at 05:07 PM. |
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You sounded well versed on the subject matter
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Giving you rep took you from 7 to 2028782
My rep hand is way strong
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Smfh
This boy urbandialect need a time out
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Urban Dialect is trying to get people to shove things into their assholes without understanding how a breathalyzer machine works.
Should we just ban him for a few days?
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you can funnel some alcohol up your ass to get drunk, in you're case you can use your pussy, either way you'll still pass the breathalyzer |
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Ban him for a few weeks
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Dead.
So true
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Tp clea this up. Taking it in the ass will not pass the breathalyzer.
I did a study rehab treatment for a month in nih in md. They injected drink of my choice, hennessey, Hypodermically and then studied my response to things. I still had the taste and breath of a man who drank it
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Lol. .. Wait What
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Ur blood has alcohol in it When that blood gets to ur lungs, only a super thin membrane separates that blood from the air in ur lungs, this is how u get oxygen it's thin enough that alcohol diffuses through as well all of ur blood cycles thru all of your body, bc blood without oxygen is useless. if any of your blood has alcohol it'll eventually make its way to your breath
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they let him... choose the liquor that they shot into his rectum...? Today I learned Genocide has tastebuds. in his ass.
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yes, at time's i'll be spitting out random information on some Bull shit, but it's in hopes that one of you fucks will take it, and maybe one day flip it in a verse and turn it into a fire ass line or something. who knows.. but i'm not giving up on ya'll, i still believe
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