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Old 04-30-2015, 04:35 PM   #1
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side note: check it, Super Models soak tampons in alcohol then insert, that's how they get drunk<- REal shit, they do it so they don't gain weight from it

you can also take it in the ass if you wanna bypass the breathalyzer

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Old 04-30-2015, 05:26 PM   #4
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side note: check it, Super Models soak tampons in alcohol then insert, that's how they get drunk<- REal shit, they do it so they don't gain weight from it

you can also take it in the ass if you wanna bypass the breathalyzer
What in the fuck

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Urban Dialect is trying to get people to shove things into their assholes without understanding how a breathalyzer machine works.

Should we just ban him for a few days?
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Old 04-30-2015, 06:19 PM   #8
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i don't think you understood what i was saying ...

you can funnel some alcohol up your ass to get drunk, in you're case you can use your pussy, either way you'll still pass the breathalyzer
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Tp clea this up. Taking it in the ass will not pass the breathalyzer.
I did a study rehab treatment for a month in nih in md. They injected drink of my choice, hennessey, Hypodermically and then studied my response to things.

I still had the taste and breath of a man who drank it
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Tp clea this up. Taking it in the ass will not pass the breathalyzer.
I did a study rehab treatment for a month in nih in md. They injected drink of my choice, hennessey, Hypodermically and then studied my response to things.

I still had the taste and breath of a man who drank it
I'm going to have to throw the yellow flag and blow the whisle
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Tp clea this up. Taking it in the ass will not pass the breathalyzer.
I did a study rehab treatment for a month in nih in md. They injected drink of my choice, hennessey, Hypodermically and then studied my response to things.

I still had the taste and breath of a man who drank it

Lol.

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Tp clea this up. Taking it in the ass will not pass the breathalyzer.
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I still had the taste and breath of a man who drank it
This post tho.


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Tp clea this up. Taking it in the ass will not pass the breathalyzer.
I did a study rehab treatment for a month in nih in md. They injected drink of my choice, hennessey, Hypodermically and then studied my response to things.

I still had the taste and breath of a man who drank it
Yeah this

Ur blood has alcohol in it

When that blood gets to ur lungs, only a super thin membrane separates that blood from the air in ur lungs, this is how u get oxygen

it's thin enough that alcohol diffuses through as well

all of ur blood cycles thru all of your body, bc blood without oxygen is useless.

if any of your blood has alcohol it'll eventually make its way to your breath
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Yeah this

Ur blood has alcohol in it

When that blood gets to ur lungs, only a super thin membrane separates that blood from the air in ur lungs, this is how u get oxygen

it's thin enough that alcohol diffuses through as well

all of ur blood cycles thru all of your body, bc blood without oxygen is useless.

if any of your blood has alcohol it'll eventually make its way to your breath
yea that's definitely wat geno said.
lmaoooooo

Seriously tho. I can't read his post without smiling lol.
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yea that's definitely wat geno said.
lmaoooooo

Seriously tho. I can't read his post without smiling lol.
lool I somehow skimmed that

they let him... choose the liquor that they shot into his rectum...?

Today I learned Genocide has tastebuds. in his ass.
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yes, at time's i'll be spitting out random information on some Bull shit, but it's in hopes that one of you fucks will take it, and maybe one day flip it in a verse and turn it into a fire ass line or something. who knows.. but i'm not giving up on ya'll, i still believe
I think what u meant to say was u talk out the same ass u shove ur winecoolers up
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