dress shirts. help a dirthuman

[uh-oh]

so i went shopping to get fresh for my sisters wedding

turns out dress shirts don't have human sizes on them.

can one of you guys tell me what is the equivalent to a 2xl so i can just order one online like a modern hominid

i just need like a white dress shirt.

i was too weird to get measured and shit so i just copped a pack of wifebeaters and dresspants and a belt and left.

gonna rock j's and a fitted THO

needs to be some white trash present and reppin

[PancakeBrah]

Joe Flacco average forever crippling contract.

[dead man]

http://www.brooksbrothers.com/bb-siz...efault,pg.html

[uh-oh]

dancake what are you

i'm 6'1'' 225. i've thought i was 5'11 since 8th grade. when i was 19 i was 5'11'' and 3/4. but last week i was measured at 6'1''. im 25 now so i think im done growing? i thought i was done back in the day DOE

but yea. everyone knows flacco's da god, he'll restructure his contract or we'll cut people and it will be worth it.

now what does a 2xl size look like dress clothes wise

like they got chest and arm length and shit.

i got the shoulders of an iranian sheik, the barrel chest of a carthaginian and the gut of a barbarous pict. what does that translate too in measurements?

[uh-oh]

nevermind

REP TO THE MAN THATS DEAD

[Eŋg]

get something with french cuffs.

[El Muffin]

Lmao

Description on some deadliest warrior type shit

nigga you built like that bald ass arkadian dude from 300

Ykno dude that look like Veritas

[~RustyGunZ~]

Why not get measured?

It won't be comfortable unless you do there's a reason they don't use l xl xxl etc it has to do with more than one part of the fit

[Certain]

@uh-oh, four pieces of advice:

1. Get measured at JC Penney's or Macy's or where ever you were planning on going. It takes two minutes.
2. Don't buy shirts labeled "fitted." They're for in-shape people, not us.
3. Look for wrinkle-free because you definitely don't plan on ironing it.
4. Whatever they tell you the neck size should be (the number that's in the 17 or 18 range), go a half-size up.

[uh-oh]

word

bout to just cop this

http://www.nautica.com/wrinkle-resis...t/4505343.html

mainly because i can select the 2xl option and feel better since i've never bought a 2xl that was too big.

i'd like a plain white shirt but she wants a white and light blue scheme and shit so i guess that would work?

taking recommendations itt

if it was up to me i'd wear jean shorts a wife beater and timberlands

[Certain]

That shirt should be fine, but it's overpriced.

[Destroyer]

go to TJ max or marshals where they got a fitting room
try the shit on

[big baby]

Originally Posted by Certain

@uh-oh, four pieces of advice:

1. Get measured at JC Penney's or Macy's or where ever you were planning on going. It takes two minutes.
2. Don't buy shirts labeled "fitted." They're for in-shape people, not us.
3. Look for wrinkle-free because you definitely don't plan on ironing it.
4. Whatever they tell you the neck size should be (the number that's in the 17 or 18 range), go a half-size up.

lol @ 17 neck wtf u fat as hell certinhio wow

[uh-oh]

i can barely touch middlefinger to middlefinger/thumb to thumb around my neck

as i typed that i was thinking damn my neck is DIESEL

but then i looked at the circle my hands were making

IM PRIME FOR A CHOKING

i need to roll around on my head like a wrestler or something

[Diode]

get measured, stupid.

neck and sleeve.

and don't look at msrp anything. kohl's has good deals on decent brands from time to time, especially around now when they do their gold star clearance. izod is good enough for you to not be dirt.

i don't think you have belk there but something equivalent will also work. shop fit + sale, always. never buy off the internet.

[uh-oh]

yea i just bought that nautica one yo

i wear a 2xl. thats all i needed to know. when i was physically at the store browsing, i didn't understand the sizes, and i aint the type to try shit on and ask for assistance so i just copped what i knew and bounced lol. (pants and belt)

i don't need or want it to be super form fitting

im going to be wasted in the sun with it half tucked in in the front sweating through a fitted hat and scuffing a pair of jordans

LIKE A DOCTAH

[Hush]

The fact ur only 25 really hurts my heart

[dead man]

jordans and slacks and a nautica dress shirt with a fitted hat is really an awful look for a wedding dude. actually it's pretty terrible in general.

you're serious about that?

[El Muffin]

Why are u so against getting fitted?

It's quick n easy bro..trust

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by dead man

jordans and slacks and a nautica dress shirt with a fitted hat is really an awful look for a wedding dude. actually it's pretty terrible in general.

you're serious about that?

Depends on wat kinda ceremony it is

ForMal
informal

Etc