traveled a half hour by train and still didn't get any pussy...

Badweather · 04-26-2015, 12:40 PM

Bitch said she just wanted to see me, downed some nyquil and coughed herself to sleep.

I'm laying there with my dick in my hand like "you serious?"

To make matters worse, I wake up at 7 and try to wake her up and she's like "you're never coming over here again if you're trying to be up at 7 am on a Saturday..."

So, I got up and walked to Harris teeter and buy eggs, cheese, turkey bacon, a toothbrush. She won't get out of the bed, and doesn't say thanks for the shit I got for her.

I start watching Gordon Ramsay's kitchen rescue and making a bunch of food puns while she's in bed being rude about how cheesy the puns are.

She's not getting out of bed.

10:50 rolls around and I just gather my shit, and put my jacket on.

Suddenly....

Bitch is out of bed.

Badweather · 04-26-2015, 12:41 PM

I hope her boyfriend cheats on her and breaks her heart.

El Muffin · 04-26-2015, 12:50 PM

I mean she doesn't have to get up when YOU get up nah mean?

It would be courteous..considering she wanted to see u

730 lol nigga u were mad excited

But Yea 10 ish? Bitch shud been up

That's just rude ho

Kill Spree · 04-26-2015, 12:53 PM

U should of jerked off on her back while she was sleeping then dipped out

Hush · 04-26-2015, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killing Spree

U should of jerked off on her back while she was sleeping then dipped out

When read with ur sig this post was legit 10/claytonsafaggot

Kill Spree · 04-26-2015, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush

When read with ur sig this post was legit 10/claytonsafaggot

What?

Badweather · 04-26-2015, 02:39 PM

Let's not get sidetracked.

This is about me failing to get laid.

PancakeBrah · 04-26-2015, 02:47 PM

Better luck next time kiddo

Inno · 04-26-2015, 02:53 PM

Kinda funny you bought her eggs after she denied you entry into her eggs

Badweather · 04-26-2015, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innovator

Kinda funny you bought her eggs after she denied you entry into her eggs

I understand that hurt people try to hurt other people.

PM me when you're ready to talk about it.

Inno · 04-26-2015, 04:03 PM

Lol i have a wife. In house pussy you know thst means

Badweather · 04-26-2015, 04:06 PM

Lmfao...soooo much rep!! Hahahaha

Witty · 04-26-2015, 05:01 PM

I was woke from a peaceful slumber last night specifically to have sex.

3 times.

We had very different nights.

I feel for you tho my brother, I have been in similar situations.

Badweather · 04-26-2015, 05:08 PM

Yo, whoever it is...they've been murking me with these tags!! Lmao holy God!

Ghost1 · 04-26-2015, 05:23 PM

Whatever happened to rape?

~RustyGunZ~ · 04-26-2015, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bagsworth Bentley

Whatever happened to rape?

Not enough rep to spread

Logging into admin cp to give you max rep

~RustyGunZ~ · 04-26-2015, 05:52 PM

Double post

You have max rep

Will have to rewrite code to make it so I can rep you further

Moving tonight and tomorrow but there is no time to waste. Fiancée will have to move the furniture

Mr. J · 04-26-2015, 06:44 PM

That's what happens when you play caboose to a buncha other dudes

El Muffin · 04-26-2015, 06:45 PM

lol coz true

Badweather · 04-26-2015, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. J

That's what happens when you play caboose to a buncha other dudes

Lmfao true shit. Rep

04-26-2015, 12:40 PM	#1
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,855 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	traveled a half hour by train and still didn't get any pussy... Bitch said she just wanted to see me, downed some nyquil and coughed herself to sleep. I'm laying there with my dick in my hand like "you serious?" To make matters worse, I wake up at 7 and try to wake her up and she's like "you're never coming over here again if you're trying to be up at 7 am on a Saturday..." So, I got up and walked to Harris teeter and buy eggs, cheese, turkey bacon, a toothbrush. She won't get out of the bed, and doesn't say thanks for the shit I got for her. I start watching Gordon Ramsay's kitchen rescue and making a bunch of food puns while she's in bed being rude about how cheesy the puns are. She's not getting out of bed. 10:50 rolls around and I just gather my shit, and put my jacket on. Suddenly.... Bitch is out of bed. __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

04-26-2015, 12:41 PM	#2
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,855 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	I hope her boyfriend cheats on her and breaks her heart. __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

04-26-2015, 12:50 PM	#3
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	I mean she doesn't have to get up when YOU get up nah mean? It would be courteous..considering she wanted to see u 730 lol nigga u were mad excited But Yea 10 ish? Bitch shud been up That's just rude ho __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

04-26-2015, 02:39 PM	#7
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,855 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	Let's not get sidetracked. This is about me failing to get laid. __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

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Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,005 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899400	Kinda funny you bought her eggs after she denied you entry into her eggs

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Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,005 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899400	Lol i have a wife. In house pussy you know thst means

04-26-2015, 04:06 PM	#12
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,855 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	Lmfao...soooo much rep!! Hahahaha __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

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04-26-2015, 05:08 PM	#14
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,855 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	Yo, whoever it is...they've been murking me with these tags!! Lmao holy God! __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

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