Week 5 Mag

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Intro

What's up NBL? Me and Allen put a mag together for this week, featuring the first two contender matches of the season. Congrats to all 4 dudes for some great showings. Let's get to it then.



Reviews

Allen Knight vs. jilti
Dope battle, one of two strong contenders for battle of the week. These two have been beefing for awhile and definitely were motivated as hell to battle each other. Both brought some name flips and car bars that were mad clever and hard hitting. One of the best 16 line battles of the season, both guys came consistently as fuck and most voters had a tie in quotes. The general consensus was the Allen’s bars hit harder with jilti getting 2 votes and Allen taking the rest in a close, dope slugfest.

Amen vs. Muff
Another close battle. This one had to get close ASAP cause Muff bordered on trying to sway and tbh I’m surprised it was a KO. Battle was mad close with both guys having decent hits and a few ‘eh’ bars without any huge misses. Looked like it came down to voter preference and despite varying it ended 5-0 in Amen’s favor. His bar about Muff’s dad was probably the lotb while Muff was arguably more consistent, but Amen took it unanimously.

Orc vs. Tic Tac
Dope battle, my other contender for botw and kinda left me wishing these guys went more. Tic’s been on the come up lately after that newbie tourney win and he’s constantly improving. This was probably the best verse I’ve seen from him. Orc is Orc, HOF resident and one of those guys that will likely champ any league he’s in at some point. The two were about equal in quotes and honestly I thought it was about dead even in effectiveness. Possibly the closest battle this week but it looks like Orc had better wording and Tic had one played idea and that was enough to win on a split decision.

Destroyer vs. Vulgar (pic)
Good battle, both dudes had some funny drops that you would expect from experienced pic battlers. Vulgar, for better or worse, has his own style and almost always makes for a fun read, imo. The question is whether or not it’ll hit harshly and this time around wasn’t as hard as he can be, despite having a clever opening bar that hit well. Des was a little more conventional with his punches but they were effective. There weren’t any huge misses in his drop and his Iron bar was a fresh personal take on a decently done concept. Voters thought he had the better overall showing and gave him the win.

Blanco Bishop vs. Potatosacklegend
First off sorry for listing you as ‘Bishop Blanco’ last week lol. This was a surprisingly good battle, both guys definitely made some strides going into this week and had great drops. Blanco had some of the best wording I’ve ever seen from him, while Potatosack had a big improvement on his but not on Blanco’s level. It looked like Potato had better concepts, I feel like he could’ve taken it if his wording was up to par but Blanco had a clear advantage there. Voters all felt that his verse was much more harsh and he got the unanimous win.

Kami vs. Apeirogon
Cool battle, one of the better matches we had this week and it kinda got slept on imo. Ape has good wording but lacked clever concepts, seemed like he wasn’t up to par with what he did last week. His Noah’s Arc bar was pretty much a perfect example of his style at its best. Kami had a solid drop, pretty much every bar hit with the Congo and rodeo lines being standouts. Voters all felt kami’s consistency was enough to edge this one out but Ape made it pretty close. Better concepts from him probably would’ve led to a split decision but kam had the more effective verse this week.

Swerve vs. E Tha Real
Pretty good battle. E definitely improved in the past week to give Swerve some pretty strong competition. His punches were worded more harshly than they have been, though they were still on the basic side at times. Swerve had solid wording with alright concepts and a good personal angle. Both battlers were pretty consistent but in a split decision voters felt Swerve had the better overall hits and misses. E’s probably gonna be more of a problem after this showing, keep an eye on him.

Cashius vs. Storyteller
Good battle, Storyteller is a little better than I remember him being and Cash doesn’t seem to have any rest at all, both of which are pretty dope things to take away from this battle. Story had a pretty good verse but his biggest issue was execution of concepts. Good ideas like Karpis’ thread and muff votes got done as really basic similes and while they still hit it’s not the most effective. Cashius had a consistent and harsh drop, pretty much every bar hit well. His standouts were the multiple stories and Matrix lines. Voters felt Cash had the better drop and he got the unanimous win.


Top Punches
-by Allen Knight-

1.Allen Knight vs jilti

broke back mountain flamer, ud neva make HOF.. i told u the facts kid
....you'd only hear Gyllenhaal of shame ....for playing the role of a faggot


2.Jilti vs Allen Knight

f' this whiny, complaining lil' pussy host. who put that fucker in charge?
wont be such a Bitchin' Ass Modify rearrange his grill with the front of my car

3.Orc vs Tic Tac

Stop the frontin'. U'll get blackened up just for actin' tough,
Ima give this boy a Show of Hands... then ask who think he's wack as fuck.


4.Bishop Blanco vs Potatosacklegend

Snub in ur Mouth n i don't give a fuck if it's Loud
I'll squeeze w/ Potato 'round the Tip but i ain't trying to Muffle the Sound


5.Tic Tac vs Orc

You've been one of the best, but Cross me? You better come w/ a vest
Cuz I swear to God if you Celtic short, I'll stab thru ya heart w/ the one on ya neck


6.Obnoxious vs Muff

& your pops has health conditions? A Diabetic who’s large an fat,
So it was the thought of this sweet faggot, that resulted in his fatal heart attack.


7.Muff vs Obnoxious

She says your not rear ending her well..im her friend n its swell
me and your excommunicate so strong even the pope'll decide to condemn me to hell


8.Destroyer vs Vulgar

that shit older than me tho, long time in the ground til they dug him up
that motherfucker straight turned to iron - like you needed to with that button up


9.Cashius vs Storyteller

It's the end of your life when I render the knife....more than felonies get copped
But don't worry...the grave site's on me. Cause every good StoryTeller needs a plot


10.(Tied w/)E Tha Real vs Swerve & Swerve vs E Tha REal

When my bullets lego at this minifigure, everything is awesome!
Idiot makes a shameless role look better than Emmy Rossum

Got so many girls on my jock, learning what whores can do,
While you wouldn’t have a bitch on your arm rocking Orc’s tattoo.


Battle Of The Week

Allen Knight Vs. Jilti


Allen Knight


stop reachin w/ ur garbage wordplay, shut ur fuckin mouth
the shit u drop u Forsett enough to break blitz tackles on a rushing route
cocky fucker thinks he'll be king?, NO.. i'll crush u now
ur bars been performing at sucha Loki, this faggot will never touch the crown
ur crib's the definition of dirt poor, its gotta be hard to stay
any bitch that walks in that Padawan a dip to another galaxy far, far away
broke back mountain flamer, ud neva make HOF.. i told u the facts kid
....you'd only hear Gyllenhaal of shame ....for playing the role of a faggot
ur from the soft side of cali, i'll stomp & trash this gay
theres a Million ways to die in the west & ur catchin a Neeson till u pass away
u & ur slut stuff ur faces 24/7, the obese type's my enemy
everyday yall Mettenberger joints eating till ur fatasses the size of Tennessee
ur hideous face turns stomachs, ppl move back quickly
cuz any bitch u try to Macan' throws up faster than a Porsche wing at 60
i ran a vicious train on ur mom, vag has no dong limit
we left that pussy hole ripped so Wiedman it could fit a UFC octagon in it




Jilti


we meet again so i'm Back 2 School Knight like parent teacher classes
but only Principal up are crime scene findings to I.D. him thru finger matches
fact is his Ex a tranny. chicks w/ dicks & no discretion is this homos' fetish
if ya seen Alexander Wang, u'll understand why he designs clothes for both sexes
go ahead mess with me, leave ur neck & spleen hooked to a ventilation system
inhaling in rhythms. Seattle just put'cha in Tacoma State without paying tuition
i'm mma trained in 8 weight divisions. so goin head up against me is death
cuz thinking ur a rida will end up bloodier than the Rampage Jackson anarchy left
dude a fan of mans flesh. playgirl mags under the bed with naked spread pics
dont care if u like Menudo, jus dont post those photos while i'm eating breakfast
f' this whiny, complaining lil' pussy host. who put that fucker in charge?
wont be such a Bitchin' Ass Modify rearrange his grill with the front of my car
this a gun bar and ur unarmed. prove ya whole coor's light when jil pulls it
cuz we'll see how fast Alcohol ass while he's getting buzzed by silver bullets
im cool with being the savior of text. can call me almighty, Allah, or Ghandi
if u dont believe im Godly, u'll Diagnostic before they perform one on your body



Verse Of The Week


Allen Knight


stop reachin w/ ur garbage wordplay, shut ur fuckin mouth
the shit u drop u Forsett enough to break blitz tackles on a rushing route
cocky fucker thinks he'll be king?, NO.. i'll crush u now
ur bars been performing at sucha Loki, this faggot will never touch the crown
ur crib's the definition of dirt poor, its gotta be hard to stay
any bitch that walks in that Padawan a dip to another galaxy far, far away
broke back mountain flamer, ud neva make HOF.. i told u the facts kid
....you'd only hear Gyllenhaal of shame ....for playing the role of a faggot
ur from the soft side of cali, i'll stomp & trash this gay
theres a Million ways to die in the west & ur catchin a Neeson till u pass away
u & ur slut stuff ur faces 24/7, the obese type's my enemy
everyday yall Mettenberger joints eating till ur fatasses the size of Tennessee
ur hideous face turns stomachs, ppl move back quickly
cuz any bitch u try to Macan' throws up faster than a Porsche wing at 60
i ran a vicious train on ur mom, vag has no dong limit
we left that pussy hole ripped so Wiedman it could fit a UFC octagon in it