09-17-2020, 09:49 PM | #1 |
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FINALS Roast
Don't know dude's name, but he's a friend of Knuck on facebook and there is currently a warrant for his arrest You know what to do Max: 12 lines Due: Thursday, September 24th Must vote on finals match to be considered for the win. FYI, playoff round 1 roast will be decided by UserName. Results in this weekend's FINAL mag @Adverse @Vulgar @Wanderer @Resin M-I-C @Zuchiefiasco @evaD @UserName @Destroyer @Hush @FGR @Bomb Bard @Mac @anyone else as long as you vote |
09-18-2020, 02:02 AM | #2 |
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Who won the last roast?
Edit - I just read sharp’s post properly Last edited by Wanderer; 09-18-2020 at 05:26 AM. |
09-20-2020, 01:33 PM | #3 |
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Fist to cheek...blood you losing aside, it's favored
I'm doing ur eye a favor, you look like a drug abusing Urijah Faber Clip on da strap expands, ima have to stand back n blast it Have you capped in fantastic fashion for having Captain Fantastic fashion So weed is a gateway drug and I should be scared of the shit in kush? You did go from skateboarding sessions to preparing heroin in a bush Except you aint a pro skater. You're a failure, and not paid .. Last time you landed a trick, you took her to a trailer and caught aids You were definitely that kid glued to his couch w. some lice Looking like the teeth on your comb asked the ones in ya mouth for advice Here's to you and learning to live w. bad decisions Enjoy your last little bender.. you'll be considered that in prison
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Dummies finna die if they coming into mine boastin Twin glocks'll spark. Waterpark; everybody running when the slides open Last edited by Barcotic; 09-22-2020 at 07:07 PM. |
09-20-2020, 07:27 PM | #4 |
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Nice showing Res
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I had to throw my underwear in the dumpster outback Uve won" -kungfugrip Last edited by Blue Bayou; 09-25-2020 at 02:04 PM. |
09-20-2020, 10:09 PM | #6 |
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ayy
u motherfuckin mongoloid.. i’m ending this bitch.. how u gon give me a Jaws line longer than the one in ‘76. cover ur face.. your ugly is hurting me.. u must be a Prowlers legend.. cuz Evermandibles describes u PERFECTLY. ya mom? as a baby she shoulda Punted this clown.. it’s 4th and 21.. ur chromosomes says it’s a Turnover on Downs. u a homo, a queer, a faggot.. ima disrespect that you’ve taken the D on the side so much u got it as a neck tatt mac 10’s, it’s gonna be rings for this coward he’ll leave rings too.. of dirty crust on ur tub afta taking a shower nasty ass teeth.. u must be chewin glass & pills son that Decay creating such seperation it can catch a tuddy from Russell Wilson
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09-21-2020, 06:02 PM | #7 |
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Dummies finna die if they coming into mine boastin Twin glocks'll spark. Waterpark; everybody running when the slides open |
09-21-2020, 07:37 PM | #8 | |
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09-22-2020, 12:38 AM | #9 |
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Frankly, dude is low energy & a slouch
tried to protest but his teeth turned black & committed anarchy in his mouth C'mon Beavis. u think you're really dope but you can't rap Is that a tattoo of a tennis racket on ur neck? we rly hope it's a bear trap Antifa better clear out cuz this water boy's got the virus. A godless fiend. lookin like Strikta dressed up as a pirate for Halloween On Alabama backroads, they just call him Drawlin' Wallace Dirk but everywhere else in America they see his disgusting grin & call him Dirt Beat u down for anarchist tendencies. Stop pleadin w/ the Feds, Blake Since u wanna be a Republican so bad I'll leave ya in a Red State A true medley of cultures.. as a battlefield re-enactor, ur the rangiest soldier but why the fuck do u have North Korean eyes, a Wuhan nose & Iranian molars? Last edited by Vulgar; 09-22-2020 at 12:46 AM. |
09-22-2020, 12:43 AM | #10 | |
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09-24-2020, 02:43 PM | #11 |
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Man what a fucking mug, now that’s a sight to feel sick with
That CGI is terrific they made Bojack Horseman look hyper realistic Look at me now look at yourself...man the difference is grand Honestly you couldn’t walk in my shoes, though u look like you livin in Vans Can’t tell if you’re homophobic or just straight gay which is it? Swagnificent? Dude’s out here looking like fucking Gangstalicious Your genealogy must be messed up...Sister Cousin and Uncle Dad There’s literally less acceptance for you in society than that rebel flag I don’t know who’d fuck this kid but I’m sure he’s made some munchkins I can’t see the neck tat but it definitely says you ain’t paying child support this month again |
09-24-2020, 03:11 PM | #12 |
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you sad little bitch
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09-24-2020, 10:38 PM | #13 | |
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09-25-2020, 12:00 PM | #14 |
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Extending the deadline til tonight on the off chance that anyone was going to post yesterday evening.
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09-25-2020, 12:09 PM | #15 |
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09-25-2020, 02:04 PM | #16 |
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I'm just gunna drop 3 for some fun
Guy you aint a pro skater. You're a failure, and not paid .. Last time you landed a trick, you took her to a trailer and caught aids You were definitely that kid glued to his couch w. some lice Looking like the teeth on your comb asked the ones in ya mouth for advice You got a ton of time to regret every single bad decision So enjoy this little bender.. you'll be considered that in prison
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09-25-2020, 02:26 PM | #17 | |
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09-25-2020, 03:43 PM | #18 |
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Bout to key something up for old times sake . What’s the limit ? Hold up
Let’s see. Garish teeth -plus he’s slow as molasses Fuck a warrant for his arrest - there’s absolutely NO warrant for this being shown to the masses Typical meth head . Combination of vacant & feral Bro got the 5 o’clock shadow but by 6 he’ll be having full blown conversations w/ several W/ those teeth ?No hope w/ hoes . In the end it’s retarded That’s an edible arrangement that no one askEd for :( but I bet he still sends em regardless I bet you 5$.. in his mind he’s handsome But I haven’t seen a Plaque Build-up like THAT since T.O cried to get enshrined in Canton Red cherries on an escort . Nigga I live the trifest life If you see Red cherries on an Escort you just making sure ur mobile home arrives on site Fkn grill violating social Distancing so I’m calling yu out & if you feel froggy then Leap bitch - shit, ur teeth already playing leap frog in ya mouth
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It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you
Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 09-25-2020 at 07:03 PM. |
09-26-2020, 11:28 AM | #19 |
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Winner will be decided/announced after finals is decided.
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