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Old 11-06-2013, 08:27 PM   #1
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how u approach a girl that's in your class?

esp one that's an hr and a half of straight men bashing feminist views, help a brotha out, i took it simply for my major and credit hrs. thought it would be useful but its a class that reminds me men aint shit in women's eyes and women do every single thing in their eyes

i dig this one girl, i think she's cute, got potential wifey status, she looks kinda shy
but there's a reason she's in a feminist class

how do i approach? young dlb not gifted w/ flirting during class
my swag comes out when im roaming the school and chilling
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Old 11-06-2013, 08:29 PM   #2
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Tell her you can give her 4 orgasms in a row.
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1. print out a dick pic
2. walk up to her before class
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Old 11-06-2013, 08:44 PM   #4
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She's probably a lesbian.
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Old 11-06-2013, 08:47 PM   #5
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my method will still work
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ahaaa at asking for girl advice on a text battle forum.

don't be a pussy and ask her to go for coffee or something obviously..

mainly, just don't be a pussy
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Old 11-06-2013, 09:03 PM   #7
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Or do, if she is a lesbian.
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I got you man, all you gotta do walk up to her as smooth as can be, then lean over and whisper in her ear, "you know how I know we're having sex tonight?...

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... because I'm stronger than you..."

Then stroll off, the seed will be planted
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Old 11-06-2013, 09:09 PM   #9
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if you have to ask for advice it's not worth it in the first place.

shit comes natural or it doesn't come at all.

im not even some sloot slayer with good game. but if you come at a girl with a strategy devised from netcees you've already lost.

don't try too hard. what comes to you, comes to you.
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Old 11-06-2013, 09:12 PM   #10
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totally what pancake said
but otherwise, the dick pic method
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I like figs gameplan actually.

Mostly the part with the rape....when u rape her.
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ahaaa at asking for girl advice on a text battle forum.

don't be a pussy and ask her to go for coffee or something obviously..

mainly, just don't be a pussy
who the fuck are u faggot

hop out my thread, this is some shit that doesnt pertain to u
simply asking a question
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Given that she is a feminist, rape will probably remind her of her father.
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if you have to ask for advice it's not worth it in the first place.

shit comes natural or it doesn't come at all.

im not even some sloot slayer with good game. but if you come at a girl with a strategy devised from netcees you've already lost.

don't try too hard. what comes to you, comes to you.
lol nah just needed an idea and some ppl will troll this but i just aint tryna come off as a lazy bum ass nigga or offend her cause real talk, feminism is as dumb to me as religion is cause its not my cup of tea
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jut because you are a man doesn't mean you can't respect feminism
I mean women couldn't vote at first and shit, they still get paid less for the same jobs, etc
but on the real, I find if you just time it so you are leaving class at the same time you can just slide up to her and be like what's up, mention something pertaining to the class, like ask her if she understood some shit the teacher was saying or whatever. open up te conversation and she'll make it apparent real quick if she's interested
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lol nah just needed an idea and some ppl will troll this but i just aint tryna come off as a lazy bum ass nigga or offend her cause real talk, feminism is as dumb to me as religion is cause its not my cup of tea
word. i read the topic title and first sentence.

this is personal preference but any woman into ANY sort of feminism is a non-starter for me.

the whole shy and wifey material makes me want to impregnate, though.

but srsly, feminism is like trying to convert a lesbian. you may think you have what it takes, but you probably dont. even if you do, there's going to massive issues going forward.

i'd pass.

you're a frosh in college, right? fucking explore pussy life. Arizona college life? please do not get hung up. ESPECIALLY on a girl with a feminist background.
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Feminism is super dumb.
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lmao i got the # of a chick on mill ave by using her as practice tbh, Arizona is a state of hoes
and destro, i was thinking of doing that. but my homie does that shit and comes off on some stalker shit, like he two seconds away from a 911 call and an appearance on how to catch a predator
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DLB boarding at lowley depths as of late.

I have faith young grasshopper, your comeup starts now.

Call Bags a faggot and we will go from there.
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