Wear Shhh 3-4 vs Bags 2-0 - BAGS WINS

Sharp · 04-26-2016, 09:15 PM

NBL Season 9

Due FRIDAY
Extension will be given if asked due to late start. You MUST ask though.

Minimum - 10 lines
Max - 16 lines
Line limit can increase if both agree

NO biting
NO swaying
NO feeding
NO recycling
You must check in
Don't edit after your opponent has posted
2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in
Don't be an idiot
Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle
Agree on a line limit
May God have mercy on your souls

@Wear Shhh @Bags

SHECK WES · 04-26-2016, 09:23 PM

I did sign out but since I have bags I'm def in

You're dead fatty

20 or don't post

Ghost1 · 04-26-2016, 11:24 PM

Lol I'm goin 10 moron

Chamber · 04-26-2016, 11:28 PM

reaally lookin forward to this one.

Ghost1 · 04-26-2016, 11:29 PM

LMAO

Ghost1 · 04-29-2016, 05:53 PM

Gonna need that ext old friend. Thanks brah.

~RustyGunZ~ · 04-29-2016, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chamber

reaally lookin forward to this one.

SHECK WES · 04-29-2016, 06:05 PM

@Kenny the OG It's your call

Ghost1 · 04-29-2016, 06:22 PM

I'm having a girl come over tonite. We rnt going to have sex. I will let her pick wat we watch on TV then we will cuddle. And I will listen to her talk about shopping and home decor. She told me that I can't do any text battles tonite.

As u can see I'm Kindve in a bind here @Kenny the OG

Hope u understand

Kenny the OG · 04-29-2016, 06:30 PM

Lmaooo y'all a trip

Ghost1 · 04-30-2016, 06:42 PM

This shit is a waste...I mean gimme a break
Wats this bitch gonna say...? I got more wins in the league then he got lips on his face
U 160...swhy the ratchet heavy... but u snitch ull get 5 tweaker
If I see ya w the fuzz around the metal I'm airin sumthin watch him twist like a pipe cleaner
I'm pac an jesus off that vodka squeezin shots out the chopper leanin
So trust me...u aint gon rise from ashes just cuz u look like the cuban Juaqin Phoenix
Ur own fam thinks ur a bitch made piece of shit, squidface
I mean how u expect ur parents to connect with u wen ur lip can't reciprocate
Enuff joking god damnit. Ur profile look like an open faced sandwhich
Eyes all slopey an slanted w/ a hairlip so fierce they bout to re cast smokey an the bandit

@Wear Shhh

SHECK WES · 04-30-2016, 07:23 PM

Im a need Ext

SHECK WES · 04-30-2016, 11:30 PM

If bags is a beast it's only at night, im aimin the magnum right at ur cooter (not gay)
Retarded gats kill this wolf wit a Silver bullet.. ive got Robranda shooters

I've got a protein bar for ya daughters mouth
(intermission)

You know I'm out to get u boyyyyy, u gon be scared to sleep tonight
I'll have you shook in the bed cuddling the ratchet.. veritas wife

Lol you think all those jokes about my cleft lip be really hurtin me?
Nigga smile....ill place a hairlip on u that'll fit that ugly ass gap perfectly

CBA my nigga, Jilti too. Sometimes aero
(Skit 0:30)

JB got robbed by u last week, but I'll rob ur hoe n show u how goon I are
n give her back to u wit a pussy more stretched out than Joe Boston bars

Y'all remember his recent gym diet thread? Yeah cool..

How u workout all the time but weigh a ton, I've got sumthn that'll trim the fat
blade swipe both ur sides give u such a Nice V cut, Diode'll wana smod Jim for that

Sharp · 05-01-2016, 10:59 AM

This shit is a waste...I mean gimme a break
Wats this bitch gonna say...? I got more wins in the league then he got lips on his face
light but funny. Ok
U 160...swhy the ratchet heavy... but u snitch ull get 5 tweaker
If I see ya w the fuzz around the metal I'm airin sumthin watch him twist like a pipe cleaner
cool
I'm pac an jesus off that vodka squeezin shots out the chopper leanin
So trust me...u aint gon rise from ashes just cuz u look like the cuban Juaqin Phoenix
flow was there but the punch was a lil light
Ur own fam thinks ur a bitch made piece of shit, squidface
I mean how u expect ur parents to connect with u wen ur lip can't reciprocate
solid lip line
Enuff joking god damnit. Ur profile look like an open faced sandwhich
Eyes all slopey an slanted w/ a hairlip so fierce they bout to re cast smokey an the bandit
Ok but we're on lip line number 3. That's over half the verse lol

If bags is a beast it's only at night, im aimin the magnum right at ur cooter (not gay)
Retarded gats kill this wolf wit a Silver bullet.. ive got Robranda shooters
funny, light

I've got a protein bar for ya daughters mouth
(intermission)
why

You know I'm out to get u boyyyyy, u gon be scared to sleep tonight
I'll have you shook in the bed cuddling the ratchet.. veritas wife
nothing major

Lol you think all those jokes about my cleft lip be really hurtin me?
Nigga smile....ill place a hairlip on u that'll fit that ugly ass gap perfectly
liked it... Lol @ Hai lip though

CBA my nigga, Jilti too. Sometimes aero
(Skit 0:30)
This does not help you

JB got robbed by u last week, but I'll rob ur hoe n show u how goon I are
n give her back to u wit a pussy more stretched out than Joe Boston bars
Iveseen a lot of stretched bar lines, woulda had to do something more personal with it than just reference
Y'all remember his recent gym diet thread? Yeah cool..
we do... You didn't need to do this

How u workout all the time but weigh a ton, I've got sumthn that'll trim the fat
blade swipe both ur sides give u such a Nice V cut, Diode'll wana smod Jim for that
I see the V cut connection to Veritas but idk how the smod thing really works out. Punch def doesn't make itself clear

EDIT for vote :

Word, nothing major here but I thought zelph was rushed. Honestly didn't hate the breaks in the verse for humor purposes but it def made the verse a lil less cohesive as a whole. Bags had some lip lines that were kinda fresh to me and zelph had some hits but his last two didn't do much for me. Cool little battle that'll probably get blown out of proportion in the chat thread

V/bags

Habitat · 05-01-2016, 11:11 AM

Reciprocate

Vs

Fit the gap

Close but bags focused too much on lips. Shhh gets this

v-shhh

SHECK WES · 05-01-2016, 01:20 PM

This need votes

Tbh I think wear got it tho

Schadenfreude · 05-01-2016, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

Opener, pipe cleaner & reciprocate.

Read as rushed or just a key, but u had some nice quotable punches.

versus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wear Shhh

Opener, Veritas wife & JB bars.

Usually I like your humor, but those breaks were irritating, as for the bars u had a few decent hits, nothing crazy tho.

Overall I'm sure Wear could've gotten the upset, had he taken it a bit more serious, but BAGS edges due to doing just enough damage. If u'd stop trolling so much Wear, u'd be a problem for fools in this league.

Sharp · 05-02-2016, 07:02 AM

Up

Barcotic · 05-02-2016, 07:42 AM

pipe cleaner was cool, a little stretched tho
connect w/ was decent

vs

decent opener

quite underwhelming but I knew it would be

v/bags

SMaSH · 05-02-2016, 04:36 PM

Opening line was funny, pipe cleaner line was dope. Lip jokes were slightly funny.

Vs.

Lmfao the skit? Idk I think video battles are better for u bruh so u can do all that funny shit. Your opener was decent but thats about it.

Vote bags he earned it by getting permission first. Lol

04-26-2016, 09:15 PM	#1
Sharp HE / HIM / FRAC Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: PA Posts: 11,592 Battle Record: 56-21 Accomplishments - 50+ Wins Champed - The Ultimate Writer - NBL Cypher - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 12601535	Wear Shhh 3-4 vs Bags 2-0 - BAGS WINS NBL Season 9 Due FRIDAY Extension will be given if asked due to late start. You MUST ask though. Minimum - 10 lines Max - 16 lines Line limit can increase if both agree NO biting NO swaying NO feeding NO recycling You must check in Don't edit after your opponent has posted 2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in Don't be an idiot Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle Agree on a line limit May God have mercy on your souls @Wear Shhh @Bags

04-26-2016, 09:23 PM	#2
SHECK WES Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 690 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 4173629	I did sign out but since I have bags I'm def in You're dead fatty 20 or don't post __________________ https://m.soundcloud.com/joe-boston/00-joe-boston-im-ready-ft-enig Last edited by SHECK WES; 04-26-2016 at 09:46 PM.

04-26-2016, 11:28 PM	#4
Chamber The conquer. Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 409 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Fight Night 8 - Fight Night 9 Rep Power: 52027159	reaally lookin forward to this one. __________________ Circle of Bosses

04-29-2016, 06:05 PM	#8
SHECK WES Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 690 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 4173629	@Kenny the OG It's your call __________________ https://m.soundcloud.com/joe-boston/00-joe-boston-im-ready-ft-enig

04-29-2016, 06:30 PM	#10
Kenny the OG tutankhamen Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 363 Battle Record: 6-5 Rep Power: 16107556	Lmaooo y'all a trip __________________ Wordplay? My words ain't meant to be played with.

04-30-2016, 07:23 PM	#12
SHECK WES Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 690 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 4173629	Im a need Ext __________________ https://m.soundcloud.com/joe-boston/00-joe-boston-im-ready-ft-enig

04-30-2016, 11:30 PM	#13
SHECK WES Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 690 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 4173629	If bags is a beast it's only at night, im aimin the magnum right at ur cooter (not gay) Retarded gats kill this wolf wit a Silver bullet.. ive got Robranda shooters I've got a protein bar for ya daughters mouth (intermission) You know I'm out to get u boyyyyy, u gon be scared to sleep tonight I'll have you shook in the bed cuddling the ratchet.. veritas wife Lol you think all those jokes about my cleft lip be really hurtin me? Nigga smile....ill place a hairlip on u that'll fit that ugly ass gap perfectly CBA my nigga, Jilti too. Sometimes aero (Skit 0:30) JB got robbed by u last week, but I'll rob ur hoe n show u how goon I are n give her back to u wit a pussy more stretched out than Joe Boston bars Y'all remember his recent gym diet thread? Yeah cool.. How u workout all the time but weigh a ton, I've got sumthn that'll trim the fat blade swipe both ur sides give u such a Nice V cut, Diode'll wana smod Jim for that __________________ https://m.soundcloud.com/joe-boston/00-joe-boston-im-ready-ft-enig

05-01-2016, 10:59 AM	#14
Sharp HE / HIM / FRAC Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: PA Posts: 11,592 Battle Record: 56-21 Accomplishments - 50+ Wins Champed - The Ultimate Writer - NBL Cypher - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 12601535	This shit is a waste...I mean gimme a break Wats this bitch gonna say...? I got more wins in the league then he got lips on his face light but funny. Ok U 160...swhy the ratchet heavy... but u snitch ull get 5 tweaker If I see ya w the fuzz around the metal I'm airin sumthin watch him twist like a pipe cleaner cool I'm pac an jesus off that vodka squeezin shots out the chopper leanin So trust me...u aint gon rise from ashes just cuz u look like the cuban Juaqin Phoenix flow was there but the punch was a lil light Ur own fam thinks ur a bitch made piece of shit, squidface I mean how u expect ur parents to connect with u wen ur lip can't reciprocate solid lip line Enuff joking god damnit. Ur profile look like an open faced sandwhich Eyes all slopey an slanted w/ a hairlip so fierce they bout to re cast smokey an the bandit Ok but we're on lip line number 3. That's over half the verse lol If bags is a beast it's only at night, im aimin the magnum right at ur cooter (not gay) Retarded gats kill this wolf wit a Silver bullet.. ive got Robranda shooters funny, light I've got a protein bar for ya daughters mouth (intermission) why You know I'm out to get u boyyyyy, u gon be scared to sleep tonight I'll have you shook in the bed cuddling the ratchet.. veritas wife nothing major Lol you think all those jokes about my cleft lip be really hurtin me? Nigga smile....ill place a hairlip on u that'll fit that ugly ass gap perfectly liked it... Lol @ Hai lip though CBA my nigga, Jilti too. Sometimes aero (Skit 0:30) This does not help you JB got robbed by u last week, but I'll rob ur hoe n show u how goon I are n give her back to u wit a pussy more stretched out than Joe Boston bars Iveseen a lot of stretched bar lines, woulda had to do something more personal with it than just reference Y'all remember his recent gym diet thread? Yeah cool.. we do... You didn't need to do this How u workout all the time but weigh a ton, I've got sumthn that'll trim the fat blade swipe both ur sides give u such a Nice V cut, Diode'll wana smod Jim for that I see the V cut connection to Veritas but idk how the smod thing really works out. Punch def doesn't make itself clear EDIT for vote : Word, nothing major here but I thought zelph was rushed. Honestly didn't hate the breaks in the verse for humor purposes but it def made the verse a lil less cohesive as a whole. Bags had some lip lines that were kinda fresh to me and zelph had some hits but his last two didn't do much for me. Cool little battle that'll probably get blown out of proportion in the chat thread V/bags

05-01-2016, 11:11 AM	#15
Habitat Make my day Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 742 Battle Record: 8-6 Champed - 1-2 LR Tournament Rep Power: 7519558	Reciprocate Vs Fit the gap Close but bags focused too much on lips. Shhh gets this v-shhh

05-01-2016, 01:20 PM	#16
SHECK WES Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 690 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 4173629	This need votes Tbh I think wear got it tho __________________ https://m.soundcloud.com/joe-boston/00-joe-boston-im-ready-ft-enig

05-02-2016, 07:02 AM	#18
Sharp HE / HIM / FRAC Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: PA Posts: 11,592 Battle Record: 56-21 Accomplishments - 50+ Wins Champed - The Ultimate Writer - NBL Cypher - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 12601535	Up

05-02-2016, 07:42 AM	#19
Barcotic Needs no introduction Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,494 Battle Record: 29-31 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Survivor Tournament - Pros vs. Joes - Key Grand Prix - Fight Night XX - NBL Tag Team - NBL Picture League - Battle Arena - Battle Arena Pics - BA Tag Team (2x) - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - BAL Battle Royale - NPL Roast Rep Power: 3061965	pipe cleaner was cool, a little stretched tho connect w/ was decent vs decent opener quite underwhelming but I knew it would be v/bags

05-02-2016, 04:36 PM	#20
SMaSH Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 138 Battle Record: 4-7 Rep Power: 3284962	Opening line was funny, pipe cleaner line was dope. Lip jokes were slightly funny. Vs. Lmfao the skit? Idk I think video battles are better for u bruh so u can do all that funny shit. Your opener was decent but thats about it. Vote bags he earned it by getting permission first. Lol