Holding Court

[Universe]

"Nobody gets justice. People only get good luck or bad luck." - Orson Welles

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This is a brief entry on the docket, there will be some rebuttals coming up
I'd love to question your Honor but I'm not really one to judge
All this was found during discovery - Let the star witness speak
How can you be king of a topical league without beating Lars and/or me?
Objection, speculation; Stricken. On behalf of me I'm appearing
Don't mean to preach while you're here during this pre-trial hearing
Clearly present the evidence before it's offered as a theory
And conviction's overturned like stubborn drivers with automatic steering
Leading the witness... That's the truth so help me God despite religion
When left with a choice most will never feel they made the right decision
Standing firm, disband the jurors - The more you have the less you're given
I'm putting you under Depp-position like where Amber Heard left her shit in
Extradition syncs like kitchens... You're already on a guilty trip
I'm Tony Soprano charged with malfeasance and haven't seen Doctor Melfi since
In jury's of my piers like broken bridges; A hung jury has me teetering
Getting dis-Bard hanging over my head like Kathleen Peterson
Delusion of grandeur and grand jury's makes a tourney out of your league
Goes without saying I had to hand it to you when the verdict was reached
Committing perjury is like The Purge to me; There's reasons to seek injunction
Many are subtle but requesting tribunals is chief among them
Pleading for more, a-quit'll lead back to outings in the court
For all of those who say I'm not being civil, allow me to re-tort
I'll give you a sporting chance if a bench warrants arrest
You a drunk that will never pass the bar nearest to your home address
Probably for the best... There's reasonable doubt abound dude
Every sentence has no appeal... Word has gotten out about you
You threw that little gay shindig like it was part of the law
But avoiding what litigation digs up is best for all parties involved
A modern day loophole - Hand on the Bible, state your true form
Your Honor this is more of a kangaroo court than Dominate with two whores
Plus YouPorn over the evidence implies Adverse conditions
The only thing you injure is diction, but that's out of my jurisdiction
You'll stand by my decision... of course it's not reversed
Whatever I say goes... on computers of court stenographers
Everyone nose it's in-a-scent until otherwise proven
With senses fine tuned, tyrannical justice is blind movement
My client's universal, a human dickhead with alien foreskin
Enforcing a writ of habeas corpus that could make your alias forfeit
No bail if the bailiff ignores it, your felonies can't stay tight lipped
With no bird-in of proof, I'm turning in Zuch for being a flight risk
Pleading the fifth ain't allowed, the system can get fairly penal
Only ones thinking Hush money now is Vince McMahon's paralegals
Won't test-if-I read-erect... Why fixate on every law your breaking?
I'll unearth way more truth on cross examination than Robert Langdon
Goliath's only affirmation is being inaccurate affidavit
Cut off the statute of limitations like a statue's limb then replace it
May I approach? Nope. As discussed there'll be no more delays, sir
Like the set of Rust you showed the real bullet points in my chamber
That western's sequestered away, no pistols shown in arraignment...
Opening statements are hearsay like Rosetta Stone with a language
Not all that's up for dibs is up for debate, hope a retrial is made
Cuz if I'm a miss-demeanor, it must be a-motion I filed away...
Here's a gag order, with some tape... I can envision the complaints
It's a bit strange, but 'silent' is just 'listen' rearranged...
Enter a tourney probe, oh no... the due process is late
It's a shame you need a retainer just to keep it all straight
This place needs better representation, I mean, let's be frank...
Who is Frank?... No one, your Honor...

I rest my case.

Thanks.

[Frank]

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