WEEK 2: Blue Bayou 1-0 VS Dave 1-0 BLUE BAYOU WINS

[UPN Zuch]

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[Blue Bayou]

Gluck Dave

16?

[evaD]

16 is cool can post whenever


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[UPN Zuch]

Blue verse:

i come firing out the gate, every opener my wit is just on
if Dave comes firing out the gate, there’s a black kid on his lawn
fuck Britain yo i’m killin this ferry
told em ‘put your Dukes up’ he posted pics of William & Harry
no consistency, wack concepts, just stop it dude
it’s assplay after assplay, like the only reason aero lost to you
i'm spiritual, love connecting w/ the dead & all the stress involved
last time you saw a medium you put it back on the shelf for the extra small
Nobu to me is where i eat every night cuz dammit i’m rich..
Nobu to you is another lonely night with your hand on ur dick
#1 in the power rankings i’m exciting with swag
only way you’ll make the list is if Zuch says “yo – i need help writing the mag”
cats say there’s style preference in the league and i think that its true
different strokes for different folks.. girls use a thumb & one finger for you
a trendsetter?! bro everyone thinks you’re a joke
yeahhh your styles distinct alright, everyone says distinct in their vote

[UPN Zuch]

Dave verse:


What I’ll do to this Canuck fairy is a touch scary
You’ll see an axe and blues hopping on one leg and it isn’t Chuck Berry
If this guy leaves town, his wife sleeps around; time to rethink it
If that relationship was any more on the rocks then Ouch would try to drink it
A man of many talents, but some hardly sound fair
Ear to the ground and he can hear trains coming - mom’s getting bukkake’d downstairs
My bars are looking to son, a lot of people fear when I rhyme
Blue’s bars are looking to sun, probably a good idea at the time
We can’t throw hands cus if it’s beef I’ll dismember this character
Come through swinging cans and knocking out teeth like I’m Kevin Mcallister
My idea of a date is making movies, always end with something to show
His is A Few Good Men at the theatre and taking at least one of em home
We all like to sleep around but this guy plays the part unusual
If he go home and mull it over that’s just his trailer park booty call
You can catch me dropping thousands on route to lounging out in Cali
If blue ever sees five figures it just means my team have found him in an alley

[Universe]

Excited for this one...

BB:

i come firing out the gate, every opener my wit is just on
if Dave comes firing out the gate, there’s a black kid on his lawn


fuck Britain yo i’m killin this ferry
told em ‘put your Dukes up’ he posted pics of William & Harry


i'm spiritual, love connecting w/ the dead & all the stress involved
last time you saw a medium you put it back on the shelf for the extra small


#1 in the power rankings i’m exciting with swag
only way you’ll make the list is if Zuch says “yo – i need help writing the mag”

a trendsetter?! bro everyone thinks you’re a joke
yeahhh your styles distinct alright, everyone says distinct in their vote

vs.

evaD:

If this guy leaves town, his wife sleeps around; time to rethink it
If that relationship was any more on the rocks then Ouch would try to drink it

A man of many talents, but some hardly sound fair
Ear to the ground and he can hear trains coming - mom’s getting bukkake’d downstairs

My bars are looking to son, a lot of people fear when I rhyme
Blue’s bars are looking to sun, probably a good idea at the time

My idea of a date is making movies, always end with something to show
His is A Few Good Men at the theatre and taking at least one of em home


Great battle guys. Bold is the lotb. I got Blue 5-4, he wins in a close one.

Vote: Blue Bayou

[iSpaz]

What I’ll do to this Canuck fairy is a touch scary
You’ll see an axe and blues hopping on one leg and it isn’t Chuck Berry
cool
If this guy leaves town, his wife sleeps around; time to rethink it
If that relationship was any more on the rocks then Ouch would try to drink it
i like it
A man of many talents, but some hardly sound fair
Ear to the ground and he can hear trains coming - mom’s getting bukkake’d downstairs
lollll tf
My bars are looking to son, a lot of people fear when I rhyme
Blue’s bars are looking to sun, probably a good idea at the time
prolly over my head
We can’t throw hands cus if it’s beef I’ll dismember this character
Come through swinging cans and knocking out teeth like I’m Kevin Mcallister
kinda corny
My idea of a date is making movies, always end with something to show
His is A Few Good Men at the theatre and taking at least one of em home
lolll
We all like to sleep around but this guy plays the part unusual
If he go home and mull it over that’s just his trailer park booty call
lightt
You can catch me dropping thousands on route to lounging out in Cali
If blue ever sees five figures it just means my team have found him in an alley
niice

Vs.

i come firing out the gate, every opener my wit is just on
if Dave comes firing out the gate, there’s a black kid on his lawn
this killed me
fuck Britain yo i’m killin this ferry
told em ‘put your Dukes up’ he posted pics of William & Harry
loll
no consistency, wack concepts, just stop it dude
it’s assplay after assplay, like the only reason aero lost to you
hard
i'm spiritual, love connecting w/ the dead & all the stress involved
last time you saw a medium you put it back on the shelf for the extra small
cool but it only works one way
Nobu to me is where i eat every night cuz dammit i’m rich..
Nobu to you is another lonely night with your hand on ur dick
loll tf
#1 in the power rankings i’m exciting with swag
only way you’ll make the list is if Zuch says “yo – i need help writing the mag”
ouch
cats say there’s style preference in the league and i think that its true
different strokes for different folks.. girls use a thumb & one finger for you
dead
a trendsetter?! bro everyone thinks you’re a joke
yeahhh your styles distinct alright, everyone says distinct in their vote
eh

V/blue bayou. Cool battle, i think blue edges this one for me.

[Orc]

i come firing out the gate, every opener my wit is just on
if Dave comes firing out the gate, there’s a black kid on his lawn
fuck Britain yo i’m killin this ferry
told em ‘put your Dukes up’ he posted pics of William & Harry
no consistency, wack concepts, just stop it dude
it’s assplay after assplay, like the only reason aero lost to you
Nobu to me is where i eat every night cuz dammit i’m rich..
Nobu to you is another lonely night with your hand on ur dick

Dukes up was fireee, opener was cool would have been better on Cashius, assplay was dope I tried to do something similar this week yours was much better, Nobu was fire with nice swag. Didn’t like: different strokes didn’t land, distinct not my style, make the list too straightforward

Vs



What I’ll do to this Canuck fairy is a touch scary
You’ll see an axe and blues hopping on one leg and it isn’t Chuck Berry
A man of many talents, but some hardly sound fair
Ear to the ground and he can hear trains coming - mom’s getting bukkake’d downstairs
We can’t throw hands cus if it’s beef I’ll dismember this character
Come through swinging cans and knocking out teeth like I’m Kevin Mcallister
You can catch me dropping thousands on route to lounging out in Cali
If blue ever sees five figures it just means my team have found him in an alley

Had to google the chuck berry line but I liked it. Train line was the best in the battle. Swinging cans was a cool visual. Closer was a nice flip. Didn’t like: The son line, should’ve dropped it. Mullet a little light. Ouch line was a bit straightforward imo

Close battle, Dave had lotb but Dukes up was a close second. It’s a hard one to vote on but I think maybe Blue was a little more consistent even in the ones I didn’t like they were a bit better then the ones I didn’t like from Dave. For that reason I’m going with Blue, barely

[Ajax]

This is the best battle I've read so far. Both were consistently well worded and witty with very similar styles. Neither verse had many ehh lines/ideas, so it came down to who had the higher notes consistently.

This was incredibly close, and I honestly think I could choose either one, depending on the day. I'd probably vote tie if that was an option. As I can't do that....

I think Dave's opener was the line of the battle (executed really well with great wording). But, I think the second half of his verse fell off slightly, at least compared to Blue's.

Blue takes it in a close, but really solid, one.

[UserName]

Blue:

i come firing out the gate, every opener my wit is just on
if Dave comes firing out the gate, there’s a black kid on his lawn
fuck Britain yo i’m killin this ferry
told em ‘put your Dukes up’ he posted pics of William & Harry
no consistency, wack concepts, just stop it dude
it’s assplay after assplay, like the only reason aero lost to you
Nobu to me is where i eat every night cuz dammit i’m rich..
Nobu to you is another lonely night with your hand on ur dick
cats say there’s style preference in the league and i think that its true
different strokes for different folks.. girls use a thumb & one finger for you

Dave:

What I’ll do to this Canuck fairy is a touch scary
You’ll see an axe and blues hopping on one leg and it isn’t Chuck Berry
A man of many talents, but some hardly sound fair
Ear to the ground and he can hear trains coming - mom’s getting bukkake’d downstairs
We can’t throw hands cus if it’s beef I’ll dismember this character
Come through swinging cans and knocking out teeth like I’m Kevin Mcallister
My idea of a date is making movies, always end with something to show
His is A Few Good Men at the theatre and taking at least one of em home

Fuck, this was a good ass battle. Dave, you really kicked it into high gear here man. Chuck Berry might be LOTB, bukkake might be #2. Blue, Nobu was dope, dukes was dope, different stokes was dope. You're my guy, but this was way closer than I imagined before actually reading it, and I hope nobody takes that as a diss or me being an asshole lol. Completely complimentary. You both dropped verses that I'd feel confident giving verse of the week to.

Blue gets the vote. I had to re-read this like 12 times, but Blue gets it on crisper wording and consistency.

V - Blue

[Sharp]

My vote got lost in the reply button not cooperating (bad connection really) but I had dave in a close one. Good wording from both but I was not in the mood for some of the premises for the bars. I was equal in quotes, and blue's wording was betterbut Dave's opener did just enough for me

V/Dave

[Mac]

i come firing out the gate, every opener my wit is just on
if Dave comes firing out the gate, there’s a black kid on his lawn
loool

fuck Britain yo i’m killin this ferry
told em ‘put your Dukes up’ he posted pics of William & Harry
lmao

no consistency, wack concepts, just stop it dude
it’s assplay after assplay, like the only reason aero lost to you
ok

i'm spiritual, love connecting w/ the dead & all the stress involved
last time you saw a medium you put it back on the shelf for the extra small
ehh

Nobu to me is where i eat every night cuz dammit i’m rich..
Nobu to you is another lonely night with your hand on ur dick
not feeling this

#1 in the power rankings i’m exciting with swag
only way you’ll make the list is if Zuch says “yo – i need help writing the mag”
okk

cats say there’s style preference in the league and i think that its true
different strokes for different folks.. girls use a thumb & one finger for you
cool

a trendsetter?! bro everyone thinks you’re a joke
yeahhh your styles distinct alright, everyone says distinct in their vote
ok


vs..

What I’ll do to this Canuck fairy is a touch scary
You’ll see an axe and blues hopping on one leg and it isn’t Chuck Berry
lmaooo this is fire

If this guy leaves town, his wife sleeps around; time to rethink it
If that relationship was any more on the rocks then Ouch would try to drink it
ok.. ouch bars not fan

A man of many talents, but some hardly sound fair
Ear to the ground and he can hear trains coming - mom’s getting bukkake’d downstairs
deadd dude

My bars are looking to son, a lot of people fear when I rhyme
Blue’s bars are looking to sun, probably a good idea at the time
ehh

We can’t throw hands cus if it’s beef I’ll dismember this character
Come through swinging cans and knocking out teeth like I’m Kevin Mcallister
decent

My idea of a date is making movies, always end with something to show
His is A Few Good Men at the theatre and taking at least one of em home
cool

We all like to sleep around but this guy plays the part unusual
If he go home and mull it over that’s just his trailer park booty call
not feeling this much but ok

You can catch me dropping thousands on route to lounging out in Cali
If blue ever sees five figures it just means my team have found him in an alley
coool

dope ass battle.. dave put some fire here.. chuck berry was creative af and the train coming was smooth as butter.. blue had some good lines, the black kid was hilarious for some reason & dukes too but dave was out of the box here, so i v / for eVad

[Hush]

This was fire


I got blue here


Put ur dukes up is the kind of bar that makes me wish I wrote it . Amazing


Five fingers was cool. Hear a train coming was insane lol that’s a crazy line


Dave had references I didn’t get sadly


Blues opener was dope I didn’t know dave was a racist tho

That’s fucked up


Vote blue

[Barcotic]

Blue
Out the gate is dope
Dukes up is dope
Assplay lol dopest aero ref. thus far
Nobu is disappointing bc I had a nobu bar on the ready. Dope tho
Make the list is cleeean, clever i like it a lot

Dave
Opener is nasty
On the rocks is dope
Ear to the ground omg fire
Swinging cans is aight
Five figures is fucking fire, wow

Mannnnnn this is a dope battle
Very fucking close

I just found Dave's standouts to be more impactful
The concepts were better when comparing, IMO (minus swinging cans). Bangers

Dave gmv