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09-06-2016, 07:51 AM | #1 |
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If I chose to be single for the rest of my life.. does that mean I can't have children?
Like, can men adopt kids on their own?
I reckon pushing a little Chinese baby round the park in a pram would get me some serious pussy. Can you imagine playing the single "dad" card and the ass you could bank off that? Bumping into an 11/10 like, "Awww she's so cuteee" Then I just look at them all deep and meaningful like, "yeah, her mum died, it's just us now" Then get on the phone to a baby sitter while I get my nuts |
09-06-2016, 08:27 AM | #2 |
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single fulltime dad checking in.....
can confirm strong tool for securing pussy not sure they just hand out chink babies to british snuff film directors all willy nilly tho :/ |
09-06-2016, 09:21 AM | #3 | |
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Yo you ever go to sit down to poop and sit on your Wang? Yikes.
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09-06-2016, 10:17 AM | #4 |
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Aren't you married with a pregnant wife?
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09-06-2016, 10:22 AM | #5 |
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also can confirm...its way easier getting pussy without having a kid.
but then again these hoes aint shit. literally the only thing they give a fuck about is aesthetics. be good looking = get pussy be ugly = all the tools in the world will still only have u smashing within ur aesthetic range....this includes women that are physically hotter but yet still within your aesthetic range due to irreparable emotional damage and severe self esteem/image issues. |
09-06-2016, 10:47 AM | #6 | |
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You are pathetic. Your conclusions are fodder for imbecile dullards.
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09-06-2016, 10:56 AM | #7 |
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Ur bald ur wife's fat
Case and point |
09-06-2016, 11:01 AM | #8 | |
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Wrong. No case. No point. Sloppy and unoriginal retort.
You are a poser masquerading as a wannabe uhoh diode hybrid. A sentiment in and of itself which is ironic and pathetic. I mean go back and look at your last 6 years "evolution". I mean sheesh man. Do I really have to spell it out for you? Just stop this charade already. For your daughters sake.
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09-06-2016, 11:04 AM | #9 | |
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Tied into this fact do you not see also how I have helped you in these last 6 years?
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09-06-2016, 11:31 AM | #10 |
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You've helped me @veritas I always enjoy ya repertoire bro... Keep me updated with all the latest in veritas daily hustle bro, keep the site a lively place to visit and shit...
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09-06-2016, 11:42 AM | #11 |
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Bags is on point but women really dont give a shit about looks to the extent men do. Not even money related although thats the number 1 fuck out of your bracket factor, if you are funny/charismatic you can bag broads easy
You'll just have to do it old school and meet in real life. A funny tinder profile aint gonna outweigh hideousness
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09-06-2016, 11:44 AM | #12 |
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The reason chicks like single dads further exemplifies the point too. It makes you go up in there eyes cuz 1 your virile, 2 you are sticking around and taking care of the kid. This makes you look better in there eyes.
For men, at least myself i aint trying to fuck with all these single moms outside of a one nighter because they are inherently whores for having a kid lmao
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09-06-2016, 11:58 AM | #13 |
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Who cares what women want? They should be more concerned about what I want.
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09-06-2016, 12:23 PM | #14 | |
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Raves or parties with people doing drugs are the best though. People being high on whatever weird shit they got that night always thinking the best of people and how cute/amazing they are is awesome, it's a double edged sword though but yeah. That works too. Edit: need to spread more rep to give some to you uh-oh, oh well. Anyways, dating nice chicks is all about being funny/entertaining and caring to keep their interest if you're not godlike looking. At least from my experience.
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09-06-2016, 01:02 PM | #15 |
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ITT: Objective realises he's ugly as fuck
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09-06-2016, 01:33 PM | #16 | |
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tinder is a different world tho....its speed dating on crack....and women have access to hundreds of thirsty men that will treat them any way they please at the click of a button....I bag on tinder fine but I go under my aestethic grouping due to the way that tinder is set up. text game can be important but if they want u they want u////u could text them any ole bullshit if theyre really into u.....u may feel like ur personality or game helped u but in reality it just so happened that the chick was into u regardless. also I have to level down because im strictly setting up tinder dates at my crib past 9pm under the guise that I cannot come out because poor ole single fulltime daddy has to stay home...but we could have a fun move nite! .......this is a hard sell....but ive never not fucked a bitch that agreed to come over. fuck going out on dates in public....I could most certainly get a babysitter for a couple hours to go on a date BUT WHAT THE FUCK I LOOK LIKE FEEDING THESE GARBAGE ASS BITCHES. fuck that that. |
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09-06-2016, 01:34 PM | #17 | |
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don't make me neg u today starfaggot im having a relatively good day so far |
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09-06-2016, 01:52 PM | #18 |
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annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd triple POST
I didn't include money as being a factor to help u pick up women because this will not help u pick up women in a way that is satisfying......they will never actually LUST for u .....I mean being a toothless bald bearded horror story like uh oh I don't expect him to ever understand this but having a women truly LUST over you, for you....nothing better. yea u can get ur jimmy wet if u got sum loot but hoes aint gonna be loyal worth a fuck if ur ugly and they not really attracted to u either. |
09-06-2016, 02:19 PM | #19 | |
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dead at anthony thinking that him and uhoh are an different levels of broads.
The delusions are strong here.
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09-06-2016, 02:40 PM | #20 |
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6 yrs of this ?
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