Double Deuce.

dull boy · 12-12-2014, 01:07 PM

So I'm watching Road House the other night on CMT, and Swayze's shirtless in these bummy ass sweat pants and he's all like BRAD WESLEY PICKED ME AND WHEN HE DID HE FUCKED UP and I'm like whoa like I'm seeing this movie for the first time on the 47th viewing. When you watch it from the beginning you they slow boil Dalton's intensity so you're not hit with HE FUCKED UP right from the get go. So I'm watching this shit and all of a sudden a house explodes and Swayze parkours out his window and onto the roof of a truck before morphing into a cheeta and four legging it to Wilford Brimley's dad's house. As he's coddling him denim ninja guy revs his dirt bike like a villainous laugh and is all like I WONDER IF I CAN TAKE THIS ROUTE REALLY CLOSE TO THEM BEFORE THAT CHEETA CAN MAKE IT TO ME and he can't and gets Deacon Jonse'd. This is where shit got really weird, because midfight this dude says some shit I don't recall hearing on the previous 46 viewings; he has Dalton's hair pulled back and he's talking in his ear and says I USED TO FUCK GUYS LIKE YOU IN PRISON wtf? How did I not notice this before? Dalton is apparently energized by this revelation and skips his Adams apple across the river WESLEY WESSSSSLEY and what not.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NDcqzjZTi-c

Diode · 12-12-2014, 01:09 PM

You seriously never heard that line before your 47th time watching Road House?

It's one of the most famous lines in the movie.

dull boy · 12-12-2014, 01:11 PM

Don't know how I missed it.

Plot · 12-12-2014, 02:09 PM

Okay so 'Deacon Jonzed' is one of the american sports/maybe ufc references I dont know I guess.. thanks for using it.

12-12-2014, 01:07 PM	#1
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,075 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345600	Double Deuce. So I'm watching Road House the other night on CMT, and Swayze's shirtless in these bummy ass sweat pants and he's all like BRAD WESLEY PICKED ME AND WHEN HE DID HE FUCKED UP and I'm like whoa like I'm seeing this movie for the first time on the 47th viewing. When you watch it from the beginning you they slow boil Dalton's intensity so you're not hit with HE FUCKED UP right from the get go. So I'm watching this shit and all of a sudden a house explodes and Swayze parkours out his window and onto the roof of a truck before morphing into a cheeta and four legging it to Wilford Brimley's dad's house. As he's coddling him denim ninja guy revs his dirt bike like a villainous laugh and is all like I WONDER IF I CAN TAKE THIS ROUTE REALLY CLOSE TO THEM BEFORE THAT CHEETA CAN MAKE IT TO ME and he can't and gets Deacon Jonse'd. This is where shit got really weird, because midfight this dude says some shit I don't recall hearing on the previous 46 viewings; he has Dalton's hair pulled back and he's talking in his ear and says I USED TO FUCK GUYS LIKE YOU IN PRISON wtf? How did I not notice this before? Dalton is apparently energized by this revelation and skips his Adams apple across the river WESLEY WESSSSSLEY and what not. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NDcqzjZTi-c

12-12-2014, 01:09 PM	#2
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,157 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899406	You seriously never heard that line before your 47th time watching Road House? It's one of the most famous lines in the movie. __________________

12-12-2014, 01:11 PM	#3
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,075 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345600	Don't know how I missed it.

12-12-2014, 02:09 PM	#4
Plot Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,376 Battle Record: 26-32 Rep Power: 1309741	Okay so 'Deacon Jonzed' is one of the american sports/maybe ufc references I dont know I guess.. thanks for using it.