This thread proves I am like a Saint

Witty · 03-10-2016, 09:45 PM

So I was in a bar watching my team win against thier biggest rivals, and this amazing looking chick was all over me, asking me to come back to hers, she said my eyes were 'magical'...and I thanked her, bought her a few drinks, then explained to her she was very beautiful but I am in love with a woman who is having my child, and left.

On my life she was insanely hot.

SHECK WES · 03-10-2016, 09:56 PM

I'm both happy and sad

Mr. J · 03-11-2016, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

On my life she was insanely hot.

would you say she was....

a fox?

sral · 03-11-2016, 05:49 AM

lmao this thread only confirms the fact youre a faggot as long thought

also, I PM'd you my number yo

I travel over the 25th March

not sure we'll even be in your vicinity at all but i'll let you know where I am and where were heading @Witty

Chill Phil · 03-11-2016, 05:59 AM

Witty, you're so young. I've had to walk away from a few gorgeous chicks as I too was in love for two of my past relationships.

Partly responsible for why I detest Adele's music so much, outside the fact that it has miserable content.

anime_boners · 03-11-2016, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. J

would you say she was....

a fox?

i'm extremely mad that i have to rep this post

Useless · 03-11-2016, 11:03 AM

Further proof that women only want taken men. Even if that taken man is border line retarded

Dove Dozer · 03-11-2016, 11:11 AM

pics or it didn't happen lol

Diode · 03-11-2016, 11:14 AM

i've never been in this situation because i'm a jerk and don't like to be bothered when i am busy drinking

:D

Batty · 03-11-2016, 11:18 AM

well done, Witty. You've taken your first steps into a much bigger world.

uh-oh · 03-11-2016, 11:35 AM

I disagree with all of these dummies

Remember this day wittison. Know the opportunity you have squandered.

dull boy · 03-11-2016, 11:53 AM

Yeah. I'll half heartily agree with @uh-oh. When your current relationship fails and you're 47 you'll think back to this event with regret.

I'm simultaneously proud of you and believe you've made the right decision.

Witty · 03-11-2016, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless

Further proof that women only want taken men. Even if that taken man is border line retarded

Border line?

I'm flattered.

veritas · 03-11-2016, 12:56 PM

With the exception of needing external validation from scumbags this was well done, fox.

Witty · 03-11-2016, 02:11 PM

I don't think it was about validation, but what do I know...my mind has a mind of it's own.

I can't find it at home...it hides in the stove.

Witty · 03-11-2016, 02:13 PM

@Diode me too usually, but I was in a bar for the game and bars tend to have other people in them, unfortunately.

Useless · 03-11-2016, 02:26 PM

when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself

Vulgar · 03-11-2016, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

I can't find it at home...it hides in the stove.

Hush · 03-11-2016, 04:31 PM

Negged

03-10-2016, 09:45 PM	#1
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	This thread proves I am like a Saint So I was in a bar watching my team win against thier biggest rivals, and this amazing looking chick was all over me, asking me to come back to hers, she said my eyes were 'magical'...and I thanked her, bought her a few drinks, then explained to her she was very beautiful but I am in love with a woman who is having my child, and left. On my life she was insanely hot. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

03-11-2016, 05:49 AM	#4
sral Shrewd as evearthed Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 8,267 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899391	lmao this thread only confirms the fact youre a faggot as long thought also, I PM'd you my number yo I travel over the 25th March not sure we'll even be in your vicinity at all but i'll let you know where I am and where were heading @Witty __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)

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Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,582 Rep Power: 48431847	Witty, you're so young. I've had to walk away from a few gorgeous chicks as I too was in love for two of my past relationships. Partly responsible for why I detest Adele's music so much, outside the fact that it has miserable content. __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

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Dove Dozer loose leaf bruce lee Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,079 Battle Record: 7-6 Rep Power: 1853213	pics or it didn't happen lol __________________

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Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,157 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899406	i've never been in this situation because i'm a jerk and don't like to be bothered when i am busy drinking :D __________________

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SHECK WES Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 690 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 4173629	I'm both happy and sad

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Useless 100% Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 1,803 Battle Record: 9-12 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 0	Further proof that women only want taken men. Even if that taken man is border line retarded

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Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899382	well done, Witty. You've taken your first steps into a much bigger world.

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uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181417	I disagree with all of these dummies Remember this day wittison. Know the opportunity you have squandered. __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

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dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,075 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345601	Yeah. I'll half heartily agree with @uh-oh. When your current relationship fails and you're 47 you'll think back to this event with regret. I'm simultaneously proud of you and believe you've made the right decision.

03-11-2016, 02:11 PM	#15
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	I don't think it was about validation, but what do I know...my mind has a mind of it's own. I can't find it at home...it hides in the stove. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

03-11-2016, 02:13 PM	#16
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	@Diode me too usually, but I was in a bar for the game and bars tend to have other people in them, unfortunately. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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Useless 100% Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 1,803 Battle Record: 9-12 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 0	when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself

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Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,042 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181417	Negged