ITT: Witty can't think of shit to write about so he begs for help instead of just not being a lazy faggot.

Witty · 09-22-2014, 03:12 PM

Halp.

THE REAL CAPTAIN OBVIOUS · 09-22-2014, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty Wonka

Halp.

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Diode · 09-22-2014, 03:14 PM

write about real life

Witty · 09-22-2014, 03:15 PM

Can't.

Don't know anything about it.

Diode · 09-22-2014, 03:16 PM

dang.

write about the fox. make him a real character.

Witty · 09-22-2014, 03:53 PM

Hmmm...

I will overlook your insinuation that The Fox is not real because I like that idea.

I might start a series of OMs entitled The Adventures of Fox The Tibetan Fox.

Title pending confirmation.

REAL LIFE · 09-22-2014, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty Wonka

Hmmm...

I will overlook your insinuation that The Fox is not real because I like that idea.

I might start a series of OMs entitled The Adventures of Fox The Tibetan Fox.

Title pending confirmation.

THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. INSTEAD WRITE ABOUT YOUR SHORT TERM AND LONG TERM GOALS OF HOW YOU PLAN TO SUCCEED IN ME. LOG OFF.

Witty · 09-22-2014, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by REAL LIFE

THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. INSTEAD WRITE ABOUT YOUR SHORT TERM AND LONG TERM GOALS OF HOW YOU PLAN TO SUCCEED IN ME. LOG OFF.

I don't believe in man made ideas such as striving for success if by that you meant financially or status wise...the idea of judging your life based on your bank account or social standing is.beyond me, dunno why that even became important...I believe in happiness, compassion, honesty, integrity and having fun.

You do not have to 'do' anything to succeed in life other than treat yourself and the people around you well.

Witty · 09-22-2014, 04:14 PM

Dead @ foxes can rape and b innocent tag.

True facts.

Step forward for your rep.

REAL LIFE · 09-22-2014, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty Wonka

I don't believe in man made ideas such as striving for success if by that you meant financially or status wise...the idea of judging your life based on your bank account or social standing is.beyond me, dunno why that even became important...I believe in happiness, compassion, honesty, integrity and having fun.

You do not have to 'do' anything to succeed in life other than treat yourself and the people around you well.

WRITE ABOUT HOW YOU ARE FAILING IN YOUR OWN DEFINITIONS OF ME. LOG OFF. LOG OFF.

Witty · 09-22-2014, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by REAL LIFE

WRITE ABOUT HOW YOU ARE FAILING IN YOUR OWN DEFINITIONS OF ME. LOG OFF. LOG OFF.

I will but it would be fictional as I live by all those things I listed

As I believe any man or woman should.

REAL LIFE · 09-22-2014, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty Wonka

I will but it would be fictional as I live by all those things I listed

As I believe any man or woman should.

LIAR. LIAR. YOU ARE NOT PRACTICING HONESTY. YOU ARE NOT PRACTICING HONESTY. LOG OFF AND CONTEMPLATE HOW TO RETURN TO ME. LOG OFF.

Witty · 09-22-2014, 04:23 PM

I should add that I accept money is certainly beneficial and important but I think in many ways it is TOO important...it should not be the deciding factor in whether your life is considered successful or not.

It started off as a tool we could control to enhance our societies, now we are the tools and money controls us.

Witty · 09-22-2014, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by REAL LIFE

LIAR. LIAR. YOU ARE NOT PRACTICING HONESTY. YOU ARE NOT PRACTICING HONESTY. LOG OFF AND CONTEMPLATE HOW TO RETURN TO ME. LOG OFF.

How am I being dishonest?

To say that you must know a lot about my life and social interactions.

Tell me about it please....explain my life to me...what am I doing wrong?

dull boy · 09-22-2014, 04:31 PM

I rarely rep. Repped today.

Witty · 09-22-2014, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by dull boy

I rarely rep. Repped today.

:)

<3

uh-oh · 09-22-2014, 06:18 PM

go listen to my beat tape and write a review?

THE REAL REAL LIFE · 09-22-2014, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by REAL LIFE

THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. INSTEAD WRITE ABOUT YOUR SHORT TERM AND LONG TERM GOALS OF HOW YOU PLAN TO SUCCEED IN ME. LOG OFF.

IMPOSTOR. IMPOSTOR. THE FALSE PROPHET WEARS A CROWN MADE OF NAIR AND SALLIES FORTH FROM HIS BEIGE OFFICE CHAIR OF DUPLICITY. THE FUTURE BEARS NO RELEVANCE ON THE NOW. THE INTERNET IS HOME TO NOTHING BUT THOUGHTS AND THAT IS THE VERY COMPOSITION OF ME@?'_!\£|¥|\¥'%#%_*+[¥]¥{'

DEVELOP PARKINSONS AND SHAVE YOUR CORGI WITH A CHAINSAW MADE OF DICKS IF YOU BAD BRUH

REAL LIFE · 09-22-2014, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by THE REAL REAL LIFE

IMPOSTOR. IMPOSTOR. THE FALSE PROPHET WEARS A CROWN MADE OF NAIR AND SALLIES FORTH FROM HIS BEIGE OFFICE CHAIR OF DUPLICITY. THE FUTURE BEARS NO RELEVANCE ON THE NOW. THE INTERNET IS HOME TO NOTHING BUT THOUGHTS AND THAT IS THE VERY COMPOSITION OF ME@?'_!\£|¥|\¥'%#%_*+[¥]¥{'

DEVELOP PARKINSONS AND SHAVE YOUR CORGI WITH A CHAINSAW MADE OF DICKS IF YOU BAD BRUH

YOU ARE MAKING A MOCKERY OF ME. YOU ARE THUS MOCKING YOURSELF. IT IS MANDATORY THAT YOU LOG OFF. RETURN TO ME.

YDK · 09-22-2014, 11:45 PM

Stfu real life

09-22-2014, 03:12 PM	#1
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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Can't. Don't know anything about it. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Hmmm... I will overlook your insinuation that The Fox is not real because I like that idea. I might start a series of OMs entitled The Adventures of Fox The Tibetan Fox. Title pending confirmation. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

09-22-2014, 04:14 PM	#9
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Dead @ foxes can rape and b innocent tag. True facts. Step forward for your rep. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	I should add that I accept money is certainly beneficial and important but I think in many ways it is TOO important...it should not be the deciding factor in whether your life is considered successful or not. It started off as a tool we could control to enhance our societies, now we are the tools and money controls us. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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