01-16-2021, 08:56 PM | #1 |
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do you guys remember Pulse?
Pulse was my brother before he gave a portuguese man a blowjob
he came up to me one day and he was like is sucking a man's dick wrong? and i was like it's not wrong but it's super gay and he was like 'ok well then i'm not wrong but i guess im super gay' and then he told me this story where he stopped in a gas station in Florida and he was pissing in a stall, but then a big black dick came snaking through a glory hole next to him, and word for word he said 'i couldn't resist putting my tongue on the danger snake' and then he sucked a black 9 inch dick he said that he could never go back after that and he's given his wife AIDs because he can't stop sucking glory hole dick in gas stations we've all tried to stop him from sucking dick as a family but he cant stop if anyone has any idea how to stop him from sucking dicks is gas stations please let me know because he cant stop sucking huge black dicks in truck stops nationwide, we've all tried to get him to stop but he was like 'no, i am the master of black blowjobs, nobody can ever tell me how many big huge black dicks i can suck between a thin wall of polymer' if anyone can help Pulse please let me know thanks man i appreciate it |
01-16-2021, 09:56 PM | #2 |
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Good to hear ouch telling new stories
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01-16-2021, 10:55 PM | #3 |
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Dad must be ashamed both his sons sucked a cock
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01-16-2021, 11:24 PM | #4 |
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Fucking dna
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01-17-2021, 02:51 AM | #5 |
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i heard the gay doesn’t fall from the condom wrapper tbh
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01-18-2021, 05:19 AM | #7 |
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fuck you dull, and I didn't even read that shit... but I remember Pulse i thought hat was resin mic fake thing.
I don't go off like this man, dont throw me up in there.
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01-18-2021, 05:30 AM | #8 |
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but by reading like 2 sentences of Kung... got a problem and i'm not judging i'm an alcoholic, I drink every day... sometimes just a few quick beers in the morning before work.
but I quit drugs... like 10 years ago. instead of making fun of dude you should say positive things... but yeah there is no doubt that dude is fucked up.
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01-20-2021, 04:40 PM | #9 |
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it's weird to me the shit pulse said about his bro is only reinforced by kung's posts toward/about him
like, how painfully oblivious can someone be of themselves fucking nc man. what a place. |
01-20-2021, 04:49 PM | #10 |
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Kungs post is clearly only because of pulses post. He just took a somewhat high road by joking on him on a more generic level
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01-20-2021, 07:12 PM | #11 |
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Not a single lol to be had here
Kung officially not even Top 100 anymore
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01-20-2021, 07:18 PM | #12 |
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01-20-2021, 09:15 PM | #13 |
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Kung could still body mostly everyone on here if he took it serious
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01-20-2021, 10:14 PM | #14 |
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01-22-2021, 05:31 AM | #15 |
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@Pinot Grij talk to this clown
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01-22-2021, 05:44 AM | #16 |
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TIL saying your blood brother sucks dick on a public forum is taking the 'high road'
regardless of what he said first you boys grown men? pick up the phone fam leave this shit alone |
01-22-2021, 08:18 AM | #17 |
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Kung, fuck all that.
I am going to go against the grain here and not kick the dog while it’s down. Instead, I’m willing to extend you my hand and help you if you’ll let me, friend. If I can change, so can you. The nessynergy is real. I want to see you succeed. Admitting to yourself you have a problem is the first step.
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Lmao public forum... It's netcees. Nobody gives a fuck or takes anything here serious. Except maybe you
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01-22-2021, 10:51 AM | #19 |
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I'm oddly happy to know some of you guys are still alive.
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01-22-2021, 11:00 AM | #20 |
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sup rich
good to see you brotha
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