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why did you do it & what was the result
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HALL OF FAME
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: portal 7 to the 9th exponent
Posts: 16,160
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Yes. To survive. I lived.
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βгοкε ㄴεςηαг
Join Date: Jun 2013
Posts: 2,245
Battle Record: 9-4
Champed - 1-2 Punch League
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Yes. Self-reliance.
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Join Date: Aug 2013
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elab
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Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,066
Battle Record: 40-19
Champed - AOWL Season 3
- Art of Writing League (2x)
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I flushed a goldfish once.
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DOHpe since 02'
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Surrounded by white ppl
Posts: 14,690
Battle Record: 43-24
Champed - Netcees Battle League
- 1-2 Punch Onslaught
- 1-2 Punch League
- Hot or Thot Roast
- Hot or Thot 2018
- Fight Night 11
- NPL Roast
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i threw a turtle against a wall when I was young once.
not proud also played homerun derby with a frog before when I was a little one. dahmer upbringing obv
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It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you
Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2013
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I used to literally throw my aunt's cat around the house to see if it would land on it's feet.. Experiments were successful
Dogs not so much |
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DA GOD
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Canton Ohio
Posts: 12,362
Battle Record: 1-0
Champed - Beat Battle II
- Beat Battle V
- Beat Bags
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just yesterday i was shoveling these bricks at work and seen a giant toad and coaxed him onto my shovel, behind the back fence is a JUNGLE of weeds and trees, and i launched him like the shovel was the arm of a catapult
instead of flying over the fence into the dense jungle however he just hit the fence like in the middle nowhere near going over, and i felt so fucking terrible lmao i just pictured a fence link smashing him in his dumb toad ribs and him being like UGHHHH but word as a kid i smashed one with a brick and my sister cried like wtf are you doing FUCK AMPHIBIANS
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EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS |
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DOHpe since 02'
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Surrounded by white ppl
Posts: 14,690
Battle Record: 43-24
Champed - Netcees Battle League
- 1-2 Punch Onslaught
- 1-2 Punch League
- Hot or Thot Roast
- Hot or Thot 2018
- Fight Night 11
- NPL Roast
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this nigga disgruntled doing Chinese labor n shit. shoveling frogs javelin like distances
my nigga
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Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople |
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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i had a hamster in a cage and he wuz scare of bb so i said y u so scare of bb u idiyote n he dont run respond i sded WHY U SO FUCKA SCARED OF BB IDIYOTE? he just stood scared like cinderella mouse
i sed 1 more time WHY U SO FUCKA SCARED OF BB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE DONT FUCKA ANSWER? so i threw cage downstairs and he was dizzy and threw up then died i said i was jk u dont have to answer and cry :( he adorb lil furry ball i love him more than mustachia |
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DOHpe since 02'
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Surrounded by white ppl
Posts: 14,690
Battle Record: 43-24
Champed - Netcees Battle League
- 1-2 Punch Onslaught
- 1-2 Punch League
- Hot or Thot Roast
- Hot or Thot 2018
- Fight Night 11
- NPL Roast
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gone
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Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople |
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Join Date: Aug 2013
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*it was asleep*
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39 NS, lost in votes once
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 11,242
Battle Record: 32-40
Champed - Time to Kill X
- Write Week III
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Killed a cat in 2011, after it clawed the fuck outta my face for no reason.
I regret it. |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 887
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I ran over a frog with my bike back in the day.. It was premeditated cuz I rode by on the sidewalk n sayw this fat green slob just chilling.. So I turned around n proceeded to bike extremely slow in it's direction thinking it would hop out the way.. Fucking thing must've been retarded cuz it just stayed there n I saw it's innerd's just slowly leak outs it's body
I'd do it again |
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#15 |
Om
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 6,461
Battle Record: 8-16
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My hermit crab crawled out of its cage and into my shoe when I was seven
Put my shoes on the next morning n squished it :l
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BIRDHORSE 8-15 |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 1,374
Battle Record: 26-32
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Australia is plagued by canetoads, I've seen countless die in hilarious fashions.
Cricketbats, golf clubs, tennis raquets, my friend once collected a garbage bag full and took it to a train station and let them all out in the carriage heading to town. I've seen their guts nailed to the floor (when you hit them hard enough they throw=up their guts, they can swallow them again and live, its a weird toad thing, but not if they're nailed to the floor) seen them get liquid papaer over their eyes and left on tall rooftops to eventual hop to their demise. Sickest thing I seen was this evil kid at school caught one and pinned it to a dart board and cut open its chest, you could see all its guts and see its lungs like little balloons inflating, deflating, he dropt paint thinner on one of the lungs and it shrivelled up, then the other one which wasnow inflting twice as big got the thinner and the toad suffocated. All kids in oz kill toads |
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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In all seriousness that's sort of fucked up. There's a psychological impetus that I think implies on harming/killing things harmless to you. It means you're a piece of shit.
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DOHpe since 02'
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Surrounded by white ppl
Posts: 14,690
Battle Record: 43-24
Champed - Netcees Battle League
- 1-2 Punch Onslaught
- 1-2 Punch League
- Hot or Thot Roast
- Hot or Thot 2018
- Fight Night 11
- NPL Roast
Rep Power: 34230535 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I haven't done it since. n I regret it
stfu self righteous fuck
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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pic battle set it up. faggot
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2014
Posts: 1,008
Battle Record: 23-10
Champed - Art of Writing League
- AOWL Season 5
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Killing other creatures is not in my nature. Although the mere fact that one lives evolutionary speaking means subsisting on some other life form for sustenance.
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