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there are midgets EVERYWHERE
your genitals are protected how many do you think you could incapacitate? i honestly could probably beast through the whole room but what are midget heads like? are they soft or do they got regular hard human heads? but for real tho i wonder how many midgets it would take to take me out.
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being naked seems irrelevant in this scenario
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why is my naked on bb court
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Leave you flatlined.
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Very underrated thread.
I don't got u beasting thru the whole room tho. Some of them joints are bout it yo. Ud beast thru some, but eventually the stronger ones would work u over. & their domes are like ours.. but w/ protruding foreheads.. so they're like little battering rams. Would love to see it. |
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I wouldn't even waste energy trying to punch down on em, a bunch of half cocked kicks to the nuts would drop quite a few of em an leave enough stamina ta use your arms to throw a few into a few others. Beat a mother Fucker with another mother fucker type status
I'd think 15/20 would take me out tho
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if you just took off running tho
like your bulling through them they'd fly i dont think a midget could just get trampled on like a normal human. think about stepping on a midgets knee while he's down just grabbing, throwing, running, stomping you cant feasibly punch them in the head if they got normal skull density tho i would just try to throw them into eachother, ALOT. but if they can bite and stuff that evens it out i still think i could take out a billion. how much force can they generate in anything?
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I think a strong male midget would be tougher to fight than most women.
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tbfair he only has to travel like 2-3 inches to the ground
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Cmon man All them midgets? U couod def wax a dozen of em....but eventually they just gone join together like midget voltron an beat the shit out ur marb reds an cheetos ass w the quickness PLUS Ur dick may as well have a homing beacon on it Ur most vulnerable spot is now at eye level to an army of ur enemies Ur dick is now a midget speed bag Sons gon toss eachother like little dick battering rams into ur dick ...an their heads r like them dinosaurs w the ramming heads Better pack a lunch |
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I see now...."ur genitals are protected"
Still Midget voltron is a real thing. Rip uhoh. |
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- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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tbh i fought many midget since bb same hiehgt but tbh i thinky uo could obliterate a few of hundred
they'd get smart and realzie what you're doing and the midgets that arent getting pummeled would start to formulate a tactic to override your onslaught of midgetslaughter they'd stand on each others shoulders and keep going till they're like 300 feet tall and confront you then youd look up to the midget tower of death and concede defeat but not until you tackle the bottom midget and they all come toppling down and they drop on you ut you'd use the tackled midget as a protector for all the battering ram foreheads coming down at you, you oculd take the lead midge tand swing him around and around until they hit other midgets, and since he's lighter and they're slow/small they couldnt catch you while you do one full revolution, so you're just swapping at them constantly, but you'd get dizzy. this is when they attack. |
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That's a lot more than 275 pounds.
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i would literally throw that midget squatting 275 lbs 275 feet through the air
by the next of his shirt and scruff of his pants like it was a western movie i'm just picturing kicks to the chest where they bowl into eachother i can't picture them PUNCHING. and if they grab me if i just kept moving i would destroy there feeble tendons and musculature in their weird t-rex arms im just thinking like anatomy wise how could they even punch? or kick? they would have to grab and bite if that is somehow legal in my improbable stoned afternoon fantasy than i would take on alot less of course
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I figured greens are 50, reds are 20, whites are 5 and the bar is 45?
I don't lift.
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Yeah but they're Eleiko plates which are Kg's.
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