Meth is everything wrong with this world. (By Figurative and Certain.)

[Certain]

FIGURATIVE
@Meths been a bitch since his parents split
in a terrible car crash. they were ripped in half.
the carnage..
@Meth cried till his eyes were red as his bleeding puss
though the red seeped in his features, leaving him with this... evilish look.
like a devil or a demon clown. can you see it now?
a sobbing, heavy breathing, stout teen getting the reach around.
degrees emanating from his fire crotch fry entire blocks.
his pubes aint even red. its just the chaffing from his nightly walks
in trash bag suits. what an ass hat. proof
that he's pussy to the bone's what the cat scan proves
such a class act douche. he's got a library card
that he keeps in his ass because his dumb ass cant read

CERTAIN
Redheaded stepchild. Literally. @Meth is the worst bitch.
Adjectives can't capture this nerd, but let's settle for "worthless."
It all started where it always does, trapped in the closet,
@Meth tries to match his carrot-colored pubic hair with fashions from Target.
He went to school in an traffic cone, bespeckled in orange,
and blamed the wardrobe for why he was heckled in art class
rather than taking a look at his sketches of penis envy.
"I just like drawing dicks, Dad!" The sex was demeaning, empty.
He took tips at the truck stop. Glory hole circuit, becoming the best,
Two at a time. One in the mouth, one in the left, all while thumbing his text.
Yeah, he won Time to Kill IV midgag with a thumb in his rectum.
First he got the money from all the sex. The power? Knucklehead blessed.
But with that fat fucking freckle-face, even crackwhores want none of that @Meth.