Chin Ether: The, "Elongated Theory" Edition

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Hello Hush. You good fam?

NEways

Theory # 1: Vehicular Facial Recognition

theoretically speaking, if we all purchased our vehicles based directly on how we subconciously percieved our facial features to be, and car salesman found a way to fuse the Facial Recognition Software into car dealerships to better assess "What Car Fits The Driver" then your local car salesman would recommend to you a:


limo

the car from The League of Extraorindary Gentlemen

The first Batmobile

a submarine converted to an amphibius land assualt and all terrain vehicle

an 18 wheeler

The Ghost Buster Car

*on a sidenote, all of these vehicles would be cosigned jointly by you, your mother, and your girlfriend*


Theory #2: The " Chinnicus Coping Mechanic Equation"

theoretically speaking, it has been found the humans with strong and enlongated chin structure (most notably pertruding from the nether regions of the face more than 5 inches) are of the fight inclincation in the "flight or flight" response. With that being said and given your history with attempted or alleged meetups for physical altercation purposes, I present the following scenarios..

actually.....this theory has been proven wrong. Please disregard