does anyone else here have trouble finding condoms that fit?

Lars · 01-28-2014, 02:45 AM

so Mrs Lars works as a teacher, if we're looking to indulge in midweek activities of the nocturnal kind, she either has to be up at like 5am showering which wakes me up or I wear a condom. She can't be smelling of my man juice all day at work. Now the problem is, we got a box of these condoms, your bog standard Durex, only when I put one on it can only get to maybe, past the end of my helmet then it's too tight to roll down any further - my shafts too thick I think (srs) and the condoms real restrictive like to the point I can lose the erection because its stopping the blood flow to it.

any ideas?

Clayray · 01-28-2014, 02:49 AM

Too thick for reg condoms but not Long enough for Magnums?

Is this the issue...?

Or have you tried magnums yet

Lars · 01-28-2014, 02:50 AM

I haven't tried a magnum before, tbh.

OutWrite · 01-28-2014, 02:52 AM

Durex is no good.

I've only used a condom half of one time tho... so I'm no expert.

Fig · 01-28-2014, 02:53 AM

Lmfao Lars gots a fat little pear shaped chode

Clayray · 01-28-2014, 02:55 AM

He gettin pussy though..

Clayray · 01-28-2014, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lars

I haven't tried a magnum before, tbh.

I'd try that next time. Tbh I don't think they make a condoms for the issue you may be having. They need to make a thick condom.

OutWrite · 01-28-2014, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xanax

I'd try that next time. Tbh I don't think they make a condoms for the issue you may be having. They need to make a thick condom. Dick doesn't just come in long or short.

For real, bro?

Tell us more.

Clayray · 01-28-2014, 03:00 AM

I just re read that. It sounded mad gay smh.

Lmao

OutWrite · 01-28-2014, 03:12 AM

Bro, like this ain't the topic to ask on a rap board.. get niggas talkin about dick shapes and. Shit. Then 4 pages later we all realize that not only have we been talkin dick for3 days, but we now have accurate descriptions of each participants penis, enough to envision in your mind.

Yea, I'm not gonna do that.

oats · 01-28-2014, 03:28 AM

my idea: don't wear a condom.

OutWrite · 01-28-2014, 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oats

my idea: don't wear a condom.

Flawless Victory

Lars · 01-28-2014, 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OutWrite

Bro, like this ain't the topic to ask on a rap board.. get niggas talkin about dick shapes and. Shit. Then 4 pages later we all realize that not only have we been talkin dick for3 days, but we now have accurate descriptions of each participants penis, enough to envision in your mind.

Yea, I'm not gonna do that.

i'm on my grown man shit. the topic only gay if ppl insecure about their own sexuality/masculinity imho.

01-28-2014, 03:39 AM

Who wears condoms?

Team Bareback checking in

Lars · 01-28-2014, 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oats

my idea: don't wear a condom.

usually i'd be with you, but for this particular situation they're needed due to her work etc. she's actually got the implant so i'm not scared of any accidents, it's purely the her having to shower madd early when i dont have to be up and her smelling of a pint of cest moi throughout the day if she doesnt

condoms are by far the winner in this scenario

OutWrite · 01-28-2014, 03:44 AM

Hold on bro...

Back up...

Whys ya girl smellin like that jist cuz you don't wear a rubber?

oats · 01-28-2014, 03:45 AM

hmmm. have you tried female condoms? say you're all for gender equality and buy her a diaphragm.

OutWrite · 01-28-2014, 03:47 AM

Or just don't bust in that bitch..

oats · 01-28-2014, 03:47 AM

you got odorous jizz or something?

OutWrite · 01-28-2014, 03:55 AM

Why you ain't sayin nothin, nigga?

01-28-2014, 02:45 AM	#1
Lars PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton Posts: 1,588 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - The Winter Topical Rep Power: 1809298	does anyone else here have trouble finding condoms that fit? so Mrs Lars works as a teacher, if we're looking to indulge in midweek activities of the nocturnal kind, she either has to be up at like 5am showering which wakes me up or I wear a condom. She can't be smelling of my man juice all day at work. Now the problem is, we got a box of these condoms, your bog standard Durex, only when I put one on it can only get to maybe, past the end of my helmet then it's too tight to roll down any further - my shafts too thick I think (srs) and the condoms real restrictive like to the point I can lose the erection because its stopping the blood flow to it. any ideas? __________________ PROVEN BITER

01-28-2014, 02:49 AM	#2
Clayray 6ft of Seperation Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,541 Battle Record: 3-5 Champed - Faggot of the Year (2015) Rep Power: 0	Too thick for reg condoms but not Long enough for Magnums? Is this the issue...? Or have you tried magnums yet __________________ GraveyardShift

01-28-2014, 02:50 AM	#3
Lars PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton Posts: 1,588 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - The Winter Topical Rep Power: 1809298	I haven't tried a magnum before, tbh. __________________ PROVEN BITER

01-28-2014, 02:53 AM	#5
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	Lmfao Lars gots a fat little pear shaped chode __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

01-28-2014, 02:55 AM	#6
Clayray 6ft of Seperation Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,541 Battle Record: 3-5 Champed - Faggot of the Year (2015) Rep Power: 0	He gettin pussy though.. __________________ GraveyardShift

01-28-2014, 02:52 AM	#4
OutWrite Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 55 Rep Power: 0	Durex is no good. I've only used a condom half of one time tho... so I'm no expert.

01-28-2014, 03:00 AM	#9
Clayray 6ft of Seperation Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,541 Battle Record: 3-5 Champed - Faggot of the Year (2015) Rep Power: 0	I just re read that. It sounded mad gay smh. Lmao __________________ GraveyardShift

01-28-2014, 03:12 AM	#10
OutWrite Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 55 Rep Power: 0	Bro, like this ain't the topic to ask on a rap board.. get niggas talkin about dick shapes and. Shit. Then 4 pages later we all realize that not only have we been talkin dick for3 days, but we now have accurate descriptions of each participants penis, enough to envision in your mind. Yea, I'm not gonna do that.

01-28-2014, 03:28 AM	#11
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	my idea: don't wear a condom. __________________ You should be water

01-28-2014, 03:39 AM	#14
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	Who wears condoms? Team Bareback checking in

01-28-2014, 03:44 AM	#16
OutWrite Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 55 Rep Power: 0	Hold on bro... Back up... Whys ya girl smellin like that jist cuz you don't wear a rubber?

01-28-2014, 03:45 AM	#17
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	hmmm. have you tried female condoms? say you're all for gender equality and buy her a diaphragm. __________________ You should be water

01-28-2014, 03:47 AM	#18
OutWrite Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 55 Rep Power: 0	Or just don't bust in that bitch..

01-28-2014, 03:47 AM	#19
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	you got odorous jizz or something? __________________ You should be water

01-28-2014, 03:55 AM	#20
OutWrite Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 55 Rep Power: 0	Why you ain't sayin nothin, nigga?

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