Just completed a Rubixs cube. It took me all of 60 seconds if not less.

[Lars]

I guarantee some of the morons on here aren't even aware they can be solved with simple algorithms and math.

[Ghost1]

Lol. Sup doe elarz.

[PancakeBrah]

Super!

Watched this video of an asian fella who stares at this cube for a minute before blindfolding himself and completing it in around 1 minute.

[big baby]

lol @ the rubix cube being almost done. Just had to move like two things to complete it. took him 9 weeks to getit that way. said to himself "this is the moment, you're almost done, don't complete it. fight the urge. we'll bag girls this way"

lol walked up near some hot girl he has a crush on who wears the cutest shorts and he jacks off too and thinsk about her before hes going to ejaculate when watching porn so he doesn't have that depressed mood afterwards. "oh catalina, those shorts, yess, fuck" rubix cube on his computer desk, catches some of his excited semen. lol weirdo. toothpaste haircut. lars. has sex with dolls. but doesnt. wants to remain celibate.

walks by her one day. drops the rubix cube next to her

shes like oh can u do that

hes like this? idk never tried, but ill give it a shot. rubix cube shifted a few ways when it hit the ground. lost, does the same move he practiced everyday for the past 2 weeks to get the lsat two moves right, cant find it. lost. shes like "are u sure u can do this?" pussy getting less and less moist lol. "yeah hold on, im a pro, please stay" she rolls here eyes and sighs deeply.
30 seconds pass by

sweating. the moves he practiced for 2 weeks including the 9 weeks he practiced on isnt paying off. he's cursing. 35 seconds, hes like i bet i can do thsi in 60 seconds. she looks at her watch. "25 seconds left idiot" sweat just pouring, hairdoo all being fucked up. gel coming out of it, hair all messy, gel dripping on his rubix cube, coughing, gel in his eyes, burns, screams while doing his rubix cube, IT BURNS he says IT FUCKING BURNS, people are watching, big crowd, 45 seconds. "IM GOING TO BRA GABOUT THIS 0N NETCEES OKAY" he murmurs. girl watches him scared. shes like wtf. dildo in her hand that she just bought. "i can be that dildo, come on lars, brace yourself, you can do this" he says. 50 seconds.

Sweating uncontrollably, crying almost, "I CAN FUCKING DO THIS JUST STAY CATALINA I JERK OFF TO YOU, I LOVE OYU" he yells. crowd gasps. her vaginas completely dry lol. loser. finally finishes it at 55 seconds. crowd applauses. "See i told you i could do it" cops take him away for public disturbance lol. loser.

makes thread on netcees "how many of yall got locked up for disturbing the peace, was shooting my gun off and i guess people didnt like me shooting my shotgun tokill birds like in nintendo. real thug. simple morons dont know therse an alogorithm to kill american geese. fuck americans man."

another lie, another thread. goes home and jerks off to catalina. looks at rubix cube and sighs as camera zoom in on him. "i love you rubix cube." shoves it up his ass. goes to hospital. grabs his phone, goes on netcees. "in hospital..fought some guy in a bathroom with my dick out..fucked him up, but i slipped on my godly piss and broke my hand....nobody here can fight dumb idiots." posts thread. smiles. goes to sleep. dreams about catalina and him fucking on a rubix cube

[big baby]

fuck you

[Bender]

OMG ROFL @big baby

[PancakeBrah]

you typed in all caps but said he murmured.

0/10

[Split]

big baby just leaked the script to Her

[ill nik-A]

I peel the stickers and win

[Wise Wiggles]

This stripper, Piper carries one around most nights, or used to. She beautiful tho.

[Fig]

Was big baby a screen writer for movie 43?

[big baby]

Originally Posted by Fig

Was big baby a screen writer for movie 43?

you went too far this time.

[Fig]

Originally Posted by big baby

you went too far this time.

I liked that movie

bitch

[big baby]

Originally Posted by Fig

I liked that movie

cute big baby butt

:)