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Old 12-12-2013, 10:08 PM   #1
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Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
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Accomplishments
- can recite entirety of shrek 2

Champed
- tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek

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Ron Artest the audience. And preach world peace to support all the kids
Spill blood on your cherry red Jordans knock-offs @ an Adidas Freestyle Tournament
I Metta chemist named Walter Black. And used Warner Brother quotes to throw the cops off
awesomeness. Atom bombs are gorgeous. And it’s ironic that C4 is the bomb name & the coordinates.
meet the cannon-ball cannibal. Gnaw your flesh. then use LeBron James sweatband as a last-resort tourniquet
Better hope I loosely located the venison and The Kings sweat synges shut your newly amputated skeleton.
Befriended governor from Walking Dead mixed with Herschel and his talking head
Using sworded blades to saw your neck. I guess the use of the word morbid here would be sorta ehh.
saw Pablo Picasso’s ink drawing Gustavo Fring starring in How the Grinch stole Katniss
Stuck his peenis in peetah, with 100% accuracy
It’s immaculate. See. The way I cleverly babble a piece. I ether Webbers with a scenic web that I spin at my leisure with pleasure.
lick the venom needles vernacular. Spackle, a witches keeeettle. dismembered pieces of cattle, I’m a Hindu priestess with candles.
Spectacular speed of my slanderous speeches. I’m sleeping commando
Not to be freaky, but so these bed bugs could turn into leeches. cause this penis ain’t gonna suck itself.
They evolve like Pokemon
I mean it will, if I practice yoga. After Gabe debugs the Morse code
And Master Yoda helps me master rape. Because you know, force.
He masturbates to 15 year old girls through gloryholes.
Just kidding, except , I’m tasteless not classless.
braiding cornrows on a pre-teen without her parents consent
I paint flowers on a molecular level. usurping to a fuller version.
Yo. Some call me an racist and I gotta disagree, not cause I’m not. I just can’t agree with a colored person.
a homorapien. That wasn’t a typo, I mean r and s are *kinda* close to each others surface.
sell my selfies for self monetary reasons. I steal then sell Monet’s out to Sweden
On a trust fall, I once fell forward. And the cost of out-living in itself’s, horrid
Outbidding Yoko Ono on the last of John Lennon self-portraits

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