Sooo. No tailgating allowed at the Superbowl?

Fart · 12-09-2013, 06:11 PM

fuckin gay. I was gonna everything in my power to go, too, if the Hawks end up there
idk anymore .

namix · 12-09-2013, 06:39 PM

i mean, the tailgating is happening whether they like it or not.

the NFL, nay, american law as a whole, is powerless against a NFL fanbase who has been in training camp all season, in some cases for decades: shotgunning beers, "discretely" integrating kegs into their campers, and drinking anything in liquid form in a parking lot while pissing anywhere they want until they have to walk a chick to the porter potty, and, in doing so, smell the distinct scent of blood from a drunken asshole in the air mixed with a hint of mary j. along the way.

that's happening whether they like it or not yo lol

Strikta · 12-09-2013, 06:59 PM

How would they not allow that tho??

Fucking stupid.

& I'd tailgate any damn way.

Diode · 12-09-2013, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by namix

i mean, the tailgating is happening whether they like it or not.

the NFL, nay, american law as a whole, is powerless against a NFL fanbase who has been in training camp all season, in some cases for decades: shotgunning beers, "discretely" integrating kegs into their campers, and drinking anything in liquid form in a parking lot while pissing anywhere they want until they have to walk a chick to the porter potty, and, in doing so, smell the distinct scent of blood from a drunken asshole in the air mixed with a hint of mary j. along the way.

that's happening whether they like it or not yo lol

you aren't familiar with the port authority and NJ DOT, I see.

trust me when i say if it's banned, it will stay banned, or you will get charged with terrorist activity and whatever else they feel like throwing at you.

Mike Wrecka · 12-09-2013, 07:23 PM

the cost of the ticket alone would be enough to deter you. fuck the no tailgating part

12-09-2013, 07:41 PM

What is this tailgating at the superbowl you speak of?

Strikta · 12-09-2013, 07:50 PM

U don't know what tailgating is?

namix · 12-09-2013, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode

you aren't familiar with the port authority and NJ DOT, I see.

trust me when i say if it's banned, it will stay banned, or you will get charged with terrorist activity and whatever else they feel like throwing at you.

bro, i don't need to be familiar with shit to know if I pay for a superbowl ticket, i'm getting it in.

fortunately for everyone else i'm not a 'terrorist threat' until the Browns get where they're going lol.

12-09-2013, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strikta

U don't know what tailgating is?

You just mean tailing a car through parking gates right? Where does the party come into that? Or do people that tailgate have a tightass party in the carpark where they celebrate being tightasses?

PancakeBrah · 12-09-2013, 08:09 PM

People park in or around the parking lot of a stadium and conglomerate around barbeque, alcohol, and general merriment prior to the start of an athletic endeavor, often for hours. These particular hours slip through your fingertips like some fine granule as you bask in the anticipatory revelry, ensconced in good company.

StarFaggot · 12-09-2013, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by King Masa II

You just mean tailing a car through parking gates right? Where does the party come into that? Or do people that tailgate have a tightass party in the carpark where they celebrate being tightasses?

Lol'ed

Badweather · 12-09-2013, 08:49 PM

Lmao-borghini

Strikta · 12-09-2013, 09:02 PM

Yeah.. what.. Cake said.

12-09-2013, 06:11 PM	#1
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12-09-2013, 06:39 PM	#2
namix been that, done there. Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 2,259 Battle Record: 2-1 Accomplishments - OM HOF Rep Power: 85246655	i mean, the tailgating is happening whether they like it or not. the NFL, nay, american law as a whole, is powerless against a NFL fanbase who has been in training camp all season, in some cases for decades: shotgunning beers, "discretely" integrating kegs into their campers, and drinking anything in liquid form in a parking lot while pissing anywhere they want until they have to walk a chick to the porter potty, and, in doing so, smell the distinct scent of blood from a drunken asshole in the air mixed with a hint of mary j. along the way. that's happening whether they like it or not yo lol __________________ well fed.

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Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,591 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779338	the cost of the ticket alone would be enough to deter you. fuck the no tailgating part __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

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PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	People park in or around the parking lot of a stadium and conglomerate around barbeque, alcohol, and general merriment prior to the start of an athletic endeavor, often for hours. These particular hours slip through your fingertips like some fine granule as you bask in the anticipatory revelry, ensconced in good company. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

12-09-2013, 08:49 PM	#12
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	Lmao-borghini __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

12-09-2013, 06:59 PM	#3
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	How would they not allow that tho?? Fucking stupid. & I'd tailgate any damn way.

12-09-2013, 07:41 PM	#6
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	What is this tailgating at the superbowl you speak of?

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Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	U don't know what tailgating is?

12-09-2013, 09:02 PM	#13
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