Sweet 16: DJ Stress

[trap.]

Battle: DJ Stress vs Awethor Anon
Round: 1
Winner: DJ Stress
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DJ Stress

The Aweful Author named Anon, it's time this battle's 'Game-On!'
Within ya rhymes, you make up more lines than Avon
Plus for instance, pulling cards, while moms sews up ya dress
You dare to test Stress, well who's fresh? I split ya chest
Who's next, I must ask, to be defeated through my raps?
Anon lacks, plus you wack, well, I'm doper than crack
Or cocaine, I blow brains, with lines, you half nicks, I'm dimes
You're like one eighth, point one two five, on a scale from one to nine
Aweful Anus, I display this, Skilled Kills, You frameless
Catch the picture, I scale richtors, you Low Down Dirty, but I'm Shameless
Make You Famous, well, I'm Ill, and, Yeah, I got Funk
But I make you history, no mystery, Go meditate like Monks
Well yeah, whatever, disregarded, you go Wilde like an Oscar
It's Important to be Earnest I marined your decapods like lobsters
You a mobster? thug; killer; drug-dealer; criminal?
Read between lines to find my message thas subliminal
Your skills are minimal, Thor, I leave you in Awe
Abandon Anon.ymous, leave you to suck like straws
Simple Similes, from the complex one, you're killing me
Like I'm an Earthquake and a Statement, there's no Question that you're Feeling Me
I RED your weak LINEs, and how you housed crack
with Super Sonics, and diatomic molecules thas wack
In fact, your blissful memory be adrift, set
Pretend you catch wreck on I-Net, I checked
Corrected History, and I reviewed your past
Viewed your best works, you best, like, Prey at Mass
Cause I'm your predator, Stressing out an extra editor
And kids' like 'yeah you fronting, you aint down with meddafore"
Defeat competitors, intoxicated by insured beats
Invisibly appearing while you fearing the defeat
One Hundred and One Flows, acting Cynical, kill Pinnacles
And I aint no faggot either, but you derelict could get the Genitals.
MotherFucker.
So when we battle norka, i know just how to get the crowd aroused
Check the comments and the voting, stress beats anon by leaps and bounds...
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Awethor Anon

I should've guessed...
EmceeLess Apes amplify Speakers, when weaker sex Stresses pen-pointlessness/
First, let's reverse STRESS into SSERTS(Certs) to keep DougE's breath Fresh/
(maybe he's a Rack above Tic Tacs?)hmmmmmmm...
Anon's Mixes fix ear-bleeding from Emergency Broadcast System Tests/
finding Tourney winners rewinding Flatlines until they recall Stress signals 4-legged pets/
STRESS: is tha extinction agenda, so i ORGANIZED his KONFUSION like Alcatraz escaping Single File/
While a Single sheet cuts paper Records according to uppercut-lines completing blitzkrieg style/
After SHOOTing him, hellified hymns Blossomed off Six Miami rims/
Heat rushing Gem-NAStics Metorite Illmaticly, spitting acid phlem/
I'm Fucking-Up scores more than elevated spikes via vertical mics/
Jackie's First Strike like I'm RobinSosns Homeruns on a Keith Murrary Bike/
Me emerging like 3 Plastic Surgeons Xhbiting skill on Wrinkle-Skins that feel these face-lifts/
is like streching truth nine times to resticth youth in some SEAMSTRESSes lost gifts/
to the Tenth vengance, i'm Muscle-intensed,omnipotent zenith-meridians signaling smoke Indians/
Overstand! scalping avalanching Alps off spiritual palpitations began the abduction of bald eagle aliens/
me Rioting divided among united Pinnacles conquers like X-ChromoZones vs. yellow tones/
Y does X AX IT?! Basiclly GRAPHic sickness multiplys Left-Eyes causing Waterfalls to cry/
I see Deeper than Pamala Lee siliconed groans, so i won't Feel a DJ's reply like Christmas in July/
Big Daddy's Kaneing henious slander, And YOUR "awful" in my "anus" like Fredrick shitting Entertainers/
Unexpectedly impressions pervert painters stroking genius sustained in retna retainers/
Twenty Awakened Angles KILL disrespect Plenty/Mallets WILL mangle horsemen hanging hanged on Neck-Tie Slang.(period).