DULL BOY ROAST THREAD

big baby · 12-14-2013, 06:15 PM

@dull boy

you're the type to eat a baby and say grace before but then laugh afterwards because you're atheist.

*there is no god* he says as he wipes the baby blood off his forehead wrinkles.

lol @ you being a dad.

Lol @ being jack. The only time you'll ever be close to smashing down a door with an axe is using a coathanger to try and open your sons door after you guys argue and he slams the door shut and starts masturbating. lol @ you only having one coat hanger cause you wear the same shirt everyday. IT's either open the door or not have coat hangers to hang up your only shirt. lol @ your sons gonna masturbate into your toothpaste. lol @ the recurring toothpaste theme.

all serious now. grown up. have 3 meals a day. follow the food triangle. take vitamins and tell people to "email you" when you abruptly leave a get together. they look @ each other "who the fuck was that?" they all shrug. you probably hold your poop in until you get home because you're too good to poop at work. atleast if someones in there. you go in and see someone and you walk out again or if someone walks i while its quiet you pretend to flush and leave with half a poop still lodged in. in a bad mood all day. your floor supervisor tells you to clean up on aisle three "fine" you whipser under your breath. you do a shitty job on purpose. try to clock out before he sees it. hang up your apron. think about rhyming 'apron suicide' all day, think of 30 different ways to rhyme it in your head.

"apron suicide, blatant ...satan......" just babbling words to yourself at this point "shmatan.." whisper to yourself driving home in your honda odyssey lol. "gotta be more dark...what rhymes with satan and is dark....this'll get them on the open mic. gotta use more apostrophes, act like i don't care. i totally care." scream you care in your car. run over a kitten. sacrifice it when you get home.feed it to your son. son gets sick. have to pay sick bills, cry. "sons sick, life sucks, dont exist ever" you write in your memoir. erase it. put a smiley face. fuck you

12-14-2013, 06:15 PM	#1
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