Text battling is the laziest form of battling in existence

[Mael]

I can't think of any form of battling that requires less physical application. And although I'm guilty of it, an extension just takes the piss.

10 lines, due next week?

[Certain]

Let's go 240 lines, due tonight, complete with video proof that you were on a treadmill and/or elliptical while writing your verse. Let's make text battling less lazy.

[Mael]

Counter-deal; 24 lines, jogging on the spot while writing your verse, due in 1-10 days.

[Fig]

Thumb battle

[Mael]

Originally Posted by Fig

Thumb battle

But that's in real time, instant 1 on 1 action which requires an opposing physical force (opponent's thumb). Replace the real time with a week and opponents thumb with a keyboard. You get text battling.

[Fig]

It's kinda like a ufc fight too, except ufc fighters get a month to prepare, and the opposing force is the other fighter

[Certain]

Let's go 36 lines, hopping on your left leg while masturbating stalefish with your right hand and typing with your left hand.

Be the person who changed text battling forever.

[Fig]

Originally Posted by Certain

Let's go 36 lines, hopping on your left leg while masturbating stalefish with your right hand and typing with your left hand.

Be the person who changed text battling forever.

Make it a pink slip, then it'll matter

[Certain]

It's text battling. It always matters.

[Mael]

Originally Posted by Fig

It's kinda like a ufc fight too, except ufc fighters get a month to prepare, and the opposing force is the other fighter

lol @ comparing UFC to thumb wars. Bro, I would destroy you in a thumb battle.

Originally Posted by Certain

Let's go 36 lines, hopping on your left leg while masturbating stalefish with your right hand and typing with your left hand.

Oh, hell naw. You did NOT just say 36 lines. Nigga, are you outta your goddamn mind?

[namesake]

one line, due on the 25/12/2014?

[dull boy]

Originally Posted by Mael

I would destroy you in a thumb battle.