Stories that figs mom tells him

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Now understand everything in here is based on my mom's account. These are the stories of her life.

As a young, 18 year old gang member, my mother was strolling through the local projects of her small northern California hometown, when fat jenny popped up. Now, fat jenny was a local hoe, and she was fat, as well as owed my mom some minor sum of cash. My mother then accosted fat Jennifer on the matter (she whooped that bitches ASS) and Jennifer offered a resolution which would quench both of their needs. Fat jen offered my mom the ability to solicit her services as a prostitute, in order to pay off the debt. My mom, after much consideration, took up jennifers offer, and thus proceeded with her business venture of pimpin out fat jen. Oh it was a grand time in my mom's life. She would stay posted on the corner, with the homegirls, while fat fuck jenny got to rocking some nasty man's caravan down the street. Now as time went on, the other local hoes heard stories of my mothers entrepreneurship, and started asking if they could get involved. This expanded my mothers business sufficiently, to about 4 hoes.

The business thrived for a solid 3 months until my mother decided to sell it. She walked away from it however, wiser, and $60 dollars richer. I'd say that's a success story if I've ever heard one, fuck off Steve Jobs