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[dull boy]

Ever read a bar in a verse against you and thought, 'that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard' and wanted to tell them so? Well, this is the chance for uterus pond. Flips, comebacks, rebuttals, feeding, all are welcomed, encouraged and will favor heavily in the voting process. Here's how it will work...

Battles will post with a randomly chosen participant to start.
1 bar minimum, 2 bar max for every post.
Your opponent will have 24 hours of the time of your bar(s) to reply, but can do so earlier if they chose.
You will have 24 hours from the time of their bar(s) to reply, but can do so earlier if you chose.
There will be no limit to the amount of times you can go back and fourth.
Battles will close Sunday at 12EST. There will be 48 hours to allow for voting. New battles will be posted every Thursday. No extensions or exceptions.

Who likes voting? Put your hand down, Fraze. It will NOT be required. A panel of 4 judges will DM me their decision on each battle. BUT DULL WHAT IF IT'S A TIE?! While voting will NOT be required... voting is allowed and the winner of community votes will count as ONE vote toward the ultimate winner of the battle. Don't get it (Amen)? Have someone who does explain it to you.

I'll have 1 or 2 people helping with weekly mags that will include an interview, a battle of the week, bars of the week, league rankings, battle breakdowns and it's where the winners of that week's battles will be announced. I'll have help from 1 or 2 people but I'll be handling a majority of it, so expect a lot of YouTube clips of movies and snarky commentary. Also, occasional impressions or features of or from Zuch's guacamole holying wife.

Let's see what sort of comebacks you witty boys are capable of.


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Defiant
Zuch
Mac
Dave
Sharp
Spree
Rusty Gunz
Orc