WEEK 7: Dave 4-2 VS Destroyer 4-2 CONTENDER MATCH DESTROYER WINS

[UPN Zuch]

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[Destroyer]

Goddamn, you’re cruel Zuch
hello Dave

[evaD]

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[evaD]

Average for five years, is it any wonder the kids despise him?
Twenty bright ideas over his head and every one is to give up writing
Orc clowned on your balding so bad it nearly had me shudder yo
I’d draw a line under it now but that grill already has enough of those
Fucked off all the cosplay.. now we’re at Cash’s farm to find dude
Is that your head or did an egg just roll out of that barn behind you?
So fuck your zero coverage, right cross have you dropped right quick
And If I knock that head clean off your shoulders the shit’d resemble an onside kick
I can’t compliment your bloat; some things just have to be written
So If I say that’s a Sharp suit I’m just guessing it might’ve actually fit him
Knows he’s been bodied twice already, if he gets the third then this is sick
Posed as a middle aged depressed rapist so I’d have lester burnham in the pic
The conehead muhfucka can’t stop a brothers progression
Scary in its shape; His heads America today, All pointed at another recession

[Destroyer]

Blah blah blah this cat’s the worst
I got pink eye too... from all that ass in ur verse
All ur bars blow bro. I read them shits I’m like ‘no, Dave...’
Surrounded by fucking sunglasses & dude still doesn’t know how to throw shade
Sup with the lobes of ur ears? u get stung by a bee on a rampage?
They got such a fat bottom they need to start up an onlyfans page
u just try on luxury frames. It’s clear u ain’t makin dollars
Such a pristine crew neck on that T... I almost missed out on that bacon collar
it’s the return of the Mack. Dave leaves em asking for more
people def checking u out... but only cuz u never do & brought a backpack into the store
u got vault boy hair and enough forehead for three kids
That ‘do boasts such a high wall u got whitewalkers plotting on how to breach it
someone get this guy a comb. He looks like he gonna die alone
i read the writing on the wall... which tells me to put two inside ur dome

[dull boy]

Vote - Des

[Wanderer]

Dave

Opener didn’t really hit for me.. worded well but not much sting
Draw a line was ok, a bit bland.. similar to opener
Egghead leaned me that was funny
Onside kick was ehh
Sharp suit was decent
Lester Burnham was cool
Closer didn’t hit

Des

Pink eye was very simple but delivered effectively and had me loling.. it’s ok
Throw shade was decent
Fat bottom was LOL good shit
Bacon collar didn’t hit
Checking you out could’ve been dope if a bit less wordy on the punch but nevertheless was cool
White walkers was passable
Closer didn’t hit

This is so damn close. Two pretty decent verses with a couple a wasn’t feeling.. I’ve got to go for the read I enjoyed more and Destroyers highs were better to me. I think it went fat bottom LOTB, then egghead, then check out, then Lester Burnham... yeah I got Des.. just

Vote Des

[Gunzo]

Vote Des

[fraze]

Originally Posted by evaD

Average for five years, is it any wonder the kids despise him?
Twenty bright ideas over his head and every one is to give up writing
funny. your count is a little off but this is cool to me
Orc clowned on your balding so bad it nearly had me shudder yo
I’d draw a line under it now but that grill already has enough of those
doesn't hit for me
Fucked off all the cosplay.. now we’re at Cash’s farm to find dude
Is that your head or did an egg just roll out of that barn behind you?
funny
So fuck your zero coverage, right cross have you dropped right quick
And If I knock that head clean off your shoulders the shit’d resemble an onside kick
ok
I can’t compliment your bloat; some things just have to be written
So If I say that’s a Sharp suit I’m just guessing it might’ve actually fit him
light but funny
Knows he’s been bodied twice already, if he gets the third then this is sick
Posed as a middle aged depressed rapist so I’d have lester burnham in the pic
not feeling this
The conehead muhfucka can’t stop a brothers progression
Scary in its shape; His heads America today, All pointed at another recession
concept is cool wording is off to me

Quotes: opener, egg/barn, onside kick
Honorable mention: Sharp suit, recession

Cool verse. Couple misses but your sense of humor makes it an enjoyable read.

Originally Posted by Destroyer

Blah blah blah this cat’s the worst
I got pink eye too... from all that ass in ur verse
funny. ok
All ur bars blow bro. I read them shits I’m like ‘no, Dave...’
Surrounded by fucking sunglasses & dude still doesn’t know how to throw shade
why would being surrounded by sunglasses make you know how to throw shade? doesn't work for me
Sup with the lobes of ur ears? u get stung by a bee on a rampage?
They got such a fat bottom they need to start up an onlyfans page
ok
u just try on luxury frames. It’s clear u ain’t makin dollars
Such a pristine crew neck on that T... I almost missed out on that bacon collar
not feeling this
it’s the return of the Mack. Dave leaves em asking for more
people def checking u out... but only cuz u never do & brought a backpack into the store
wp is is ok. bar is too wordy, doesn't flow
u got vault boy hair and enough forehead for three kids
That ‘do boasts such a high wall u got whitewalkers plotting on how to breach it
ok to me. i guess this works in a pic battle.
someone get this guy a comb. He looks like he gonna die alone
i read the writing on the wall... which tells me to put two inside ur dome
where does it say that? otherwise this is weak

Quotes: Pink eye, onlyfans
Honorable mention: checking u out, whitewalkers

Concepts were a little simple for my tastes. Other stuff just didn't make logical sense. I've seen better stuff from you when you're on top of your game.


Vote: evaD closeish battle but I think Dave has this on quotes.
Also curious what's up with all the unexplained votes.

[UserName]

Dave -

Average for five years, is it any wonder the kids despise him?
Twenty bright ideas over his head and every one is to give up writing
I can’t compliment your bloat; some things just have to be written
So If I say that’s a Sharp suit I’m just guessing it might’ve actually fit him
The conehead muhfucka can’t stop a brothers progression
Scary in its shape; His heads America today, All pointed at another recession

Des -

Blah blah blah this cat’s the worst
I got pink eye too... from all that ass in ur verse
Sup with the lobes of ur ears? u get stung by a bee on a rampage?
They got such a fat bottom they need to start up an onlyfans page
u got vault boy hair and enough forehead for three kids
That ‘do boasts such a high wall u got whitewalkers plotting on how to breach it


onlyfans was LOTB, and pink eye was hilarious. Enjoyed it, Des. The rest was kinda lacking, or needed a bit more time in the lab to reword, but still... cool verse. Dave, this was a pretty lackluster verse bud. Closer was dope, but the rest ranged from cool/light to nahhh.

V - Des

[Ajax]

This was a little surprising. Dave’s been really solid the last few weeks and I had him as the strong favorite going in. But, although I liked his verse, nothing really jumped out at me. It was good... it just wasn’t as clever as I was hoping for.

Destroyer had the same level as he seems to always have... it was good. Nothing eye opening, but pretty solid. And I think here, he played off the picture better.. The blah blah blah open is also the kinda swagger I tend to enjoy in a verse. It set a better tone and he kept it up the whole verse.

All in all, I think Destroyer edged it out.

[Scout]

Average for five years, is it any wonder the kids despise him?
Twenty bright ideas over his head and every one is to give up writing
I can’t compliment your bloat; some things just have to be written
So If I say that’s a Sharp suit I’m just guessing it might’ve actually fit him
The conehead muhfucka can’t stop a brothers progression
Scary in its shape; His heads America today, All pointed at another recession

Was being a tad generous with the opener, but it hit


Dest

Blah blah blah this cat’s the worst
I got pink eye too... from all that ass in ur verse
All ur bars blow bro. I read them shits I’m like ‘no, Dave...’
Surrounded by fucking sunglasses & dude still doesn’t know how to throw shade
u got vault boy hair and enough forehead for three kids
That ‘do boasts such a high wall u got whitewalkers plotting on how to breach it

Onlyfans was an almost

This match was close
Got it coming down to impact
Voting Destroyer

[UPN Zuch]

Dave had a dope opener but fell off after that


Des had a fire opener too and stayed more consistent and had more impact throughout the rest.


Vote des