WEEK 5: UserName 2-1 VS Hush 2-1 USER WINS

[UPN Zuch]

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[UserName]

yoooooooo

[Hush]

Same every time . Since ‘09 in champ matches u been getting wrecked
If they ever described ur words as fine print it’s cuz u was never big in txt
Asswhuppn u took last week was the most awful in years
The way u got dragged in that fight swear u got hit wit one of scorpion spears
Lost opportunities and tons of battles . Hope in life is fading
Doors keep closing in ur face and I pray the next ones on a Iron Maiden
Type to steal ya bitch and run a train .. afternoon of sexin an brains
Her Pussy gave me 6 hours of play time that put my Bluetooth headset to shame
Ya love life’s a mess . Every shot u takes a misfire
If a girl wait for u to hit her line it’s cause the doorways laced wit tripwire
scope like the terminator eye . He left as bones with meat around him
Ironic the metal strip u down to a skeleton and ima give your tee 1000
If it ain’t a closed casket I’m at ya wake pulling a stake out
2 sticks over the box twisting ur noodle like it’s chinese takeout
Ya friends too pussy to save you when bullets or hands fly
If u have a proud boy in ur crew all they gonna do is just stand by

[UserName]

Ajax signed back in, he’s good, we can skip the debates
Without him, Roe v. Wade are just methods that helped you get to the states

I’m sorry…

YOOOOOOO,
Heard wifey's a porker, she eats lunches for two
And takes up more seats in the House than Republicans do
I hope you find release, it sucks that your dime’s obese
Lately, the only skin touching those lips has been fried in grease
She snacks on potato spuds, never shows tomatoes love
And annually her shape grosses more than Jeff Bezos does
Her weight is class-based, and boy this plot’s Victorian
Cuz that bitch is fueled by trash more than Doc’s Delorean
But she don’t care about a few dork’s rhymes
Her shadows covered more in 2020 than the New York Times
That girls chuuunky, I bet she sprinkles cheese on crops
And if Hush ever has a sinking feeling… it’s when she’s on top
So stop the gun talk, homie you sit in gloom with your spouse
Because your fridge goes through more bulbs than any room in your house

[iSpaz]

Same every time . Since ‘09 in champ matches u been getting wrecked
If they ever described ur words as fine print it’s cuz u was never big in txt
cool
Asswhuppn u took last week was the most awful in years
The way u got dragged in that fight swear u got hit wit one of scorpion spears
aight
Lost opportunities and tons of battles . Hope in life is fading
Doors keep closing in ur face and I pray the next ones on a Iron Maiden
i don't get it
Type to steal ya bitch and run a train .. afternoon of sexin an brains
Her Pussy gave me 6 hours of play time that put my Bluetooth headset to shame
lolllll
Ya love life’s a mess . Every shot u takes a misfire
If a girl wait for u to hit her line it’s cause the doorways laced wit tripwire
fire
scope like the terminator eye . He left as bones with meat around him
Ironic the metal strip u down to a skeleton and ima give your tee 1000
aight
If it ain’t a closed casket I’m at ya wake pulling a stake out
2 sticks over the box twisting ur noodle like it’s chinese takeout
cool
Ya friends too pussy to save you when bullets or hands fly
If u have a proud boy in ur crew all they gonna do is just stand by
dope

vs

Ajax signed back in, he’s good, we can skip the debates
Without him, Roe v. Wade are just methods that helped you get to the states
this was cold
Heard wifey's a porker, she eats lunches for two
And takes up more seats in the House than Republicans do
lol
I hope you find release, it sucks that your dime’s obese
Lately, the only skin touching those lips has been fried in grease
cool
She snacks on potato spuds, never shows tomatoes love
And annually her shape grosses more than Jeff Bezos does
aight
Her weight is class-based, and boy this plot’s Victorian
Cuz that bitch is fueled by trash more than Doc’s Delorean
hm i get the delorean bein fueled by trash, but how she fueled by trash
But she don’t care about a few dork’s rhymes
Her shadows covered more in 2020 than the New York Times
light
That girls chuuunky, I bet she sprinkles cheese on crops
And if Hush ever has a sinking feeling… it’s when she’s on top
lollll
So stop the gun talk, homie you sit in gloom with your spouse
Because your fridge goes through more bulbs than any room in your house
this was straight


damn son. so basically i got 5 v 5 on quotables tbh. ima vote tie. the text culture wins.

[Universe]

Hush:

"Same every time . Since ‘09 in champ matches u been getting wrecked
If they ever described ur words as fine print it’s cuz u was never big in txt"


"Type to steal ya bitch and run a train .. afternoon of sexin an brains
Her Pussy gave me 6 hours of play time that put my Bluetooth headset to shame"


"Ya love life’s a mess . Every shot u takes a misfire
If a girl wait for u to hit her line it’s cause the doorways laced wit tripwire"



Username:

"Ajax signed back in, he’s good, we can skip the debates
Without him, Roe v. Wade are just methods that helped you get to the states
"

lol... loved this.

"Her weight is class-based, and boy this plot’s Victorian
Cuz that bitch is fueled by trash more than Doc’s Delorean"


"That girls chuuunky, I bet she sprinkles cheese on crops
And if Hush ever has a sinking feeling… it’s when she’s on top"


Good battle guys.

Hush had some kind of out there concepts that connected loosely but I really enjoyed his constant barrage of attacks and personal set up lines... they may have lead to a more general concept but it still worked when you take in the bar as a whole. Too many gun bars for my taste though... they were clever as always, but just a personal pet peeve of mine.

User is always funny af but I think he focused too much on Hush's girl here. Still, he had my favorite line of the battle (Roe v. Wade), and since I have it at 3-3... that edges it to him in my mind.

The voting will be back n' forth in this though, guaranteed. I'd have ZERO qualms about Hush winning this... Great read all around, you two.

Vote - Username

[evaD]

Same every time . Since ‘09 in champ matches u been getting wrecked
If they ever described ur words as fine print it’s cuz u was never big in txt
Nice
Asswhuppn u took last week was the most awful in years
The way u got dragged in that fight swear u got hit wit one of scorpion spears
Don’t like
Lost opportunities and tons of battles . Hope in life is fading
Doors keep closing in ur face and I pray the next ones on a Iron Maiden
Cool concept
Type to steal ya bitch and run a train .. afternoon of sexin an brains
Her Pussy gave me 6 hours of play time that put my Bluetooth headset to shame
Nice lol
Ya love life’s a mess . Every shot u takes a misfire
If a girl wait for u to hit her line it’s cause the doorways laced wit tripwire
Lol funny concept but hit her line doesn’t work to me
scope like the terminator eye . He left as bones with meat around him
Ironic the metal strip u down to a skeleton and ima give your tee 1000
Cool
If it ain’t a closed casket I’m at ya wake pulling a stake out
2 sticks over the box twisting ur noodle like it’s chinese takeout
Lmao at the imagery here
Ya friends too pussy to save you when bullets or hands fly
If u have a proud boy in ur crew all they gonna do is just stand by
Get it but light to me




Ajax signed back in, he’s good, we can skip the debates
Without him, Roe v. Wade are just methods that helped you get to the states
Fire

I’m sorry…

YOOOOOOO,
Heard wifey's a porker, she eats lunches for two
And takes up more seats in the House than Republicans do
Nice
I hope you find release, it sucks that your dime’s obese
Lately, the only skin touching those lips has been fried in grease
Lol
She snacks on potato spuds, never shows tomatoes love
And annually her shape grosses more than Jeff Bezos does
Nice
Her weight is class-based, and boy this plot’s Victorian
Cuz that bitch is fueled by trash more than Doc’s Delorean
Lol
But she don’t care about a few dork’s rhymes
Her shadows covered more in 2020 than the New York Times
Ok
That girls chuuunky, I bet she sprinkles cheese on crops
And if Hush ever has a sinking feeling… it’s when she’s on top
Sinking feeling been done a lot recently
So stop the gun talk, homie you sit in gloom with your spouse
Because your fridge goes through more bulbs than any room in your house
Ok

Hush had more variety of angles here although you could argue more generic too. User went off on the fat jokes which were all decent but got worse as they went on for me. Opener was great though. Potential LOTW. Tight battle but hush verse felt like it could’ve been written about anyone so I’ll give user the vote. Great battle though.

Vote - user

[UPN Zuch]

Up over no shows

[Mac]

Same every time . Since ‘09 in champ matches u been getting wrecked
If they ever described ur words as fine print it’s cuz u was never big in txt
this is dope

Asswhuppn u took last week was the most awful in years
The way u got dragged in that fight swear u got hit wit one of scorpion spears
not feeling this

Lost opportunities and tons of battles . Hope in life is fading
Doors keep closing in ur face and I pray the next ones on a Iron Maiden
loll

Type to steal ya bitch and run a train .. afternoon of sexin an brains
Her Pussy gave me 6 hours of play time that put my Bluetooth headset to shame
lmao

Ya love life’s a mess . Every shot u takes a misfire
If a girl wait for u to hit her line it’s cause the doorways laced wit tripwire
cool

scope like the terminator eye . He left as bones with meat around him
Ironic the metal strip u down to a skeleton and ima give your tee 1000
okish

If it ain’t a closed casket I’m at ya wake pulling a stake out
2 sticks over the box twisting ur noodle like it’s chinese takeout
lmao wtf

Ya friends too pussy to save you when bullets or hands fly
If u have a proud boy in ur crew all they gonna do is just stand by
decente

vs.

Ajax signed back in, he’s good, we can skip the debates
Without him, Roe v. Wade are just methods that helped you get to the states
ok i had to google nice

Heard wifey's a porker, she eats lunches for two
And takes up more seats in the House than Republicans do
decent

I hope you find release, it sucks that your dime’s obese
Lately, the only skin touching those lips has been fried in grease
lmao

She snacks on potato spuds, never shows tomatoes love
And annually her shape grosses more than Jeff Bezos does
decent

Her weight is class-based, and boy this plot’s Victorian
Cuz that bitch is fueled by trash more than Doc’s Delorean
funny

But she don’t care about a few dork’s rhymes
Her shadows covered more in 2020 than the New York Times
nok

That girls chuuunky, I bet she sprinkles cheese on crops
And if Hush ever has a sinking feeling… it’s when she’s on top
good

So stop the gun talk, homie you sit in gloom with your spouse
Because your fridge goes through more bulbs than any room in your house
not feeling this

soo good battle, very consistent verses from both. username had very funny lines but it got repetitive and boring at the end.. while hush attacked him on all angles, so in a very tight battle that makes the difference for me.. user you did dope but you could have diversified in one or two bars and that would have got you the win imo

v/ hush

[Wanderer]

Hush

Fine print cool
Bluetooth headset lol funny
Tripwire.. where u get that idea? Nah but you outdone me with this. It was cool
Chinese takeout cool
Proud boy was solid

Cool verse

User

Opener was dope and fried in grease was funny shit but man, although the rest was humorous / solidly worded, a whole verse about his fat chick?? Nah man. Not my cup of tea

For this reason Hush takes the W for me

Vote hush

[Dank]

Same every time . Since ‘09 in champ matches u been getting wrecked
If they ever described ur words as fine print it’s cuz u was never big in txt

okay

Asswhuppn u took last week was the most awful in years
The way u got dragged in that fight swear u got hit wit one of scorpion spears

liked this better

Lost opportunities and tons of battles . Hope in life is fading
Doors keep closing in ur face and I pray the next ones on a Iron Maiden

savage

Type to steal ya bitch and run a train .. afternoon of sexin an brains
Her Pussy gave me 6 hours of play time that put my Bluetooth headset to shame

lol okay

Ya love life’s a mess . Every shot u takes a misfire
If a girl wait for u to hit her line it’s cause the doorways laced wit tripwire

nice idea

scope like the terminator eye . He left as bones with meat around him
Ironic the metal strip u down to a skeleton and ima give your tee 1000

good idea with the tee 1000 but felt it could have been better

If it ain’t a closed casket I’m at ya wake pulling a stake out
2 sticks over the box twisting ur noodle like it’s chinese takeout

the simile made it too simple imo

Ya friends too pussy to save you when bullets or hands fly
If u have a proud boy in ur crew all they gonna do is just stand by
okay



vs

Ajax signed back in, he’s good, we can skip the debates
Without him, Roe v. Wade are just methods that helped you get to the states

lol cool

Heard wifey's a porker, she eats lunches for two
And takes up more seats in the House than Republicans do

nice and current

I hope you find release, it sucks that your dime’s obese
Lately, the only skin touching those lips has been fried in grease

okay

She snacks on potato spuds, never shows tomatoes love
And annually her shape grosses more than Jeff Bezos does

I liked the idea, less so the execution on this one

Her weight is class-based, and boy this plot’s Victorian
Cuz that bitch is fueled by trash more than Doc’s Delorean

fuelled by trash is dope

But she don’t care about a few dork’s rhymes
Her shadows covered more in 2020 than the New York Times

lol simple but effective

That girls chuuunky, I bet she sprinkles cheese on crops
And if Hush ever has a sinking feeling… it’s when she’s on top

nah didn’t like this

So stop the gun talk, homie you sit in gloom with your spouse
Because your fridge goes through more bulbs than any room in your house

again, kinda similar, simple but effective

I think conceptually I preferred Hush overall but User brought the more comedic angle and that definitely helped him here as he stuck with a more simple and effective approach (that I usually associate with Hush having) but User edged it for me

[UPN Zuch]

Big in text was dope
Scorpion cool
Maiden was alright to me
Bluetooth no
Tripwire seems out of date
1000 nah
Chinese okay
Stand by okay

Vs

Roe wade dope
Repub cool
Grease nice
Bezels okay
Delores nice
Shadow okay
Sinking feeling cool
Closer okay


Cool battle. User definitely overdid the wife bars. He deals with fat jokes all the time so I’m not gonna hold that against him. I like how Hush did. It go the fat route. Rather, took the tougher way. Hush started out hot but got cold halfway through. User was more consistent by just a smidge so I’m going to give it to him.

Really close


Vote user

[Orc]

Same every time . Since ‘09 in champ matches u been getting wrecked
If they ever described ur words as fine print it’s cuz u was never big in txt
Type to steal ya bitch and run a train .. afternoon of sexin an brains
Her Pussy gave me 6 hours of play time that put my Bluetooth headset to shame
Ya love life’s a mess . Every shot u takes a misfire
If a girl wait for u to hit her line it’s cause the doorways laced wit tripwire
scope like the terminator eye . He left as bones with meat around him
Ironic the metal strip u down to a skeleton and ima give your tee 1000
If it ain’t a closed casket I’m at ya wake pulling a stake out
2 sticks over the box twisting ur noodle like it’s chinese takeout

vs.

Ajax signed back in, he’s good, we can skip the debates
Without him, Roe v. Wade are just methods that helped you get to the states
Heard wifey's a porker, she eats lunches for two
And takes up more seats in the House than Republicans do
I hope you find release, it sucks that your dime’s obese
Lately, the only skin touching those lips has been fried in grease
Her weight is class-based, and boy this plot’s Victorian
Cuz that bitch is fueled by trash more than Doc’s Delorean


Both came nice with it. User definitely shot himself in the foot imo using the same angle of attack for the whole verse. Hush mixed it up better and for me was a bit stronger. If User had some non fat wife bars he would have won.

Vote Hush

[Scout]

Hush

Same every time . Since ‘09 in champ matches u been getting wrecked
If they ever described ur words as fine print it’s cuz u was never big in txt
Lost opportunities and tons of battles . Hope in life is fading
Doors keep closing in ur face and I pray the next ones on a Iron Maiden
Type to steal ya bitch and run a train .. afternoon of sexin an brains
Her Pussy gave me 6 hours of play time that put my Bluetooth headset to shame
Ya love life’s a mess . Every shot u takes a misfire
If a girl wait for u to hit her line it’s cause the doorways laced wit tripwire
scope like the terminator eye . He left as bones with meat around him
Ironic the metal strip u down to a skeleton and ima give your tee 1000


User

Ajax signed back in, he’s good, we can skip the debates
Without him, Roe v. Wade are just methods that helped you get to the states
Heard wifey's a porker, she eats lunches for two
And takes up more seats in the House than Republicans do
I hope you find release, it sucks that your dime’s obese
Lately, the only skin touching those lips has been fried in grease
She snacks on potato spuds, never shows tomatoes love
And annually her shape grosses more than Jeff Bezos does
Her weight is class-based, and boy this plot’s Victorian
Cuz that bitch is fueled by trash more than Doc’s Delorean

This is clooose
Fire matchup

Same amount of standouts, so quality wins it for me
Setups/how put together the ideas were, etc.
User had lotb, possibly lotw with that opener
Have to give him the nod here. He was just a bit cleaner than Hush

Voting User

[Inno]

read this battle when it was set for votes just didnt vote on it immediately. both had the punches going from the get. i think hushs wording shined over users for the most part. user man you had some funny shit through out your verse but you basically said the same thing over and over again with just different wording lol...his girls fat, ok. it got boring tbh while hush attacked from all angles and kept his verse interesting.

i think thats what got user in this one. if he would of sprinkled in something differernt he would of got this but ama give this one to hush for a more diverse drop. props to both tho this was another dope battle ...


hush

[Destroyer]

I liked both verses
I think the fat wife jokes were just too much
I understand doing all fat jokes but on a fake personal, a whole verse is too much to me.
I also think hush’s verse didn’t really miss

Close
But I got

V/hush

[Blue Bayou]

Same every time . Since ‘09 in champ matches u been getting wrecked
If they ever described ur words as fine print it’s cuz u was never big in txt
coolish
Asswhuppn u took last week was the most awful in years
The way u got dragged in that fight swear u got hit wit one of scorpion spears
lazy wording here.. cool concept
Lost opportunities and tons of battles . Hope in life is fading
Doors keep closing in ur face and I pray the next ones on a Iron Maiden
alright
Type to steal ya bitch and run a train .. afternoon of sexin an brains
Her Pussy gave me 6 hours of play time that put my Bluetooth headset to shame
lol funny and cool
Ya love life’s a mess . Every shot u takes a misfire
If a girl wait for u to hit her line it’s cause the doorways laced wit tripwire
wasnt there a similar tripwire line last week? anyways nah not a fan of this
scope like the terminator eye . He left as bones with meat around him
Ironic the metal strip u down to a skeleton and ima give your tee 1000
cool , dig this
If it ain’t a closed casket I’m at ya wake pulling a stake out
2 sticks over the box twisting ur noodle like it’s chinese takeout
nah there's been a bunch of chop stick / noodle lines done... also the idea of shooting him when he's in a casket isn;t effective for me
Ya friends too pussy to save you when bullets or hands fly
If u have a proud boy in ur crew all they gonna do is just stand by
lol

VS


Ajax signed back in, he’s good, we can skip the debates
Without him, Roe v. Wade are just methods that helped you get to the states
This is so fire... bar of the season, one of my fave concepts in a long time

I’m sorry…

YOOOOOOO,
Heard wifey's a porker, she eats lunches for two
And takes up more seats in the House than Republicans do
lol
I hope you find release, it sucks that your dime’s obese
Lately, the only skin touching those lips has been fried in grease
dope
She snacks on potato spuds, never shows tomatoes love
And annually her shape grosses more than Jeff Bezos does
lol again.. cool concept
Her weight is class-based, and boy this plot’s Victorian
Cuz that bitch is fueled by trash more than Doc’s Delorean
haha this is a dope concept
But she don’t care about a few dork’s rhymes
Her shadows covered more in 2020 than the New York Times
dece
That girls chuuunky, I bet she sprinkles cheese on crops
And if Hush ever has a sinking feeling… it’s when she’s on top
lol again, wish the setup up tied in better tho
So stop the gun talk, homie you sit in gloom with your spouse
Because your fridge goes through more bulbs than any room in your house
funny



LoL i guess i can understand the division with User really working one angle after the opener.. to me it's really not any different then someone doing an entire verse of gun bars so it doesnt really bother me personally.
Both had some dope bars throughout.. but i'm a concepts guy and User's concepts, on top of better wording, were more enjoyable to me... Roe vs Wade an all time bar as far as i'm concerned, props that was genius

Close dope battle User edged it to me

[Smod of War]

Same every time . Since ‘09 in champ matches u been getting wrecked
If they ever described ur words as fine print it’s cuz u was never big in txt
solid opener
Asswhuppn u took last week was the most awful in years
The way u got dragged in that fight swear u got hit wit one of scorpion spears
mmm idk not feelin the way you did it
Lost opportunities and tons of battles . Hope in life is fading
Doors keep closing in ur face and I pray the next ones on a Iron Maiden
I don’t get it
Type to steal ya bitch and run a train .. afternoon of sexin an brains
Her Pussy gave me 6 hours of play time that put my Bluetooth headset to shame
ok
Ya love life’s a mess . Every shot u takes a misfire
If a girl wait for u to hit her line it’s cause the doorways laced wit tripwire
dope
scope like the terminator eye . He left as bones with meat around him
Ironic the metal strip u down to a skeleton and ima give your tee 1000
ok
If it ain’t a closed casket I’m at ya wake pulling a stake out
2 sticks over the box twisting ur noodle like it’s chinese takeout
dope I like it
Ya friends too pussy to save you when bullets or hands fly
If u have a proud boy in ur crew all they gonna do is just stand by
decent, concept was cool but it was light


3 good
2 ok
1 decent
2 misses

Vs


Ajax signed back in, he’s good, we can skip the debates
Without him, Roe v. Wade are just methods that helped you get to the states
at first I was like huh? Then I did some research, good line
I’m sorry…

YOOOOOOO,
Heard wifey's a porker, she eats lunches for two
And takes up more seats in the House than Republicans do
pretty cool, think it woulda been better if you said dems since they control the house
I hope you find release, it sucks that your dime’s obese
Lately, the only skin touching those lips has been fried in grease
lol ok
She snacks on potato spuds, never shows tomatoes love
And annually her shape grosses more than Jeff Bezos does
damn, this is good
Her weight is class-based, and boy this plot’s Victorian
Cuz that bitch is fueled by trash more than Doc’s Delorean
ok
But she don’t care about a few dork’s rhymes
Her shadows covered more in 2020 than the New York Times
not feelin it
That girls chuuunky, I bet she sprinkles cheese on crops
And if Hush ever has a sinking feeling… it’s when she’s on top
decent
So stop the gun talk, homie you sit in gloom with your spouse
Because your fridge goes through more bulbs than any room in your house
nah


3 good
2 ok
1 decent
2 misses


Damn this is super close, you both scored the exact same on my secured non fraudulent voting system. Im gonna go with who had the better misses, and here I strangely enough think that was user. Dope battle but I’m going with user here.


Username

[Fracture]

Hush came in strong with a great opener. But I didn't really feel much after that


Users bezos line and bulb line banged to me. Im not sure if I've ever seen a person use a whole verse on someone else... But its an angle and relevant so it didnt hurt anythin

Vote- user