King Author

[Mediocrity]

I’m the true King Author, crowned or not
what I release is X caliber, it’s bound to rock.
I sit around a lot nights, plan and plot
to surmount the odds and come out on top.
My right-hand, man, sure lands a lot
has you down in shots, sounding off
getting boos from your bars, think you had enough?
better count the cost before your account is locked.
See I’ve mastered rap, been trained to kill
amassed a vast array of skills
The last remaining ill rapper to slay the quill.
You’ve practiced rap in vein I feel
and lack the knack to make a real rap
that actually takes some skill.
I’m remarkable like whiteboards
got like 4 high scores on the all-time board.
You’re shit, like the one eye red, is an eyesore
My Lord, I’ll pay you to not write more.
Matter fact you’re not SHIT, just SH- because you’ve lost IT.
Not linked-in so you can’t connect with the bosses
call me Mr. Clean, a quick sweep and you’re washed kid.
I’ve been slept on as I fly over heads like red eye flights
yet I’d even be up on diss counts in Best Buy guides
cause while you master forcin’ Light bars like Jedi Knights
I'm providing comic relief like Henti sites.