LMAO I WAS LOOKING AT OLD THREADS JUST NOW AND FOUND WHY GENO WAS LOOKING AT REXAZYTE

[Diablo]

Originally Posted by Genocide

as for the whole penis thing @Witty and @uh-oh

man, worst dick story i have is this..
i was shaving and trimming up my facial hair. decided i wanted to make the rest of my body nice and smooth for the ladies/or the one i was with at the time anyway. i decided to remove the guard from my beard and mustache trimmer, (i kept one for facial and one for body hair guys) so that i could get a nice low cut on my everything from neck down.

the shape up job was going well until i came to the below the belt area. without getting to much into details here on a prominantly male board.. the no guard clippers pinched me somehwere rather sharply and cause a lot of bleeding.

the bleeding wouldnt stop. i had to litterally go to the hospital because i thought i sliced a bad vein or something. told the nurse that i cut my dick off with my clippers -should have seen the look on her face. they immediately took me in the back. by the time the doctor showed up -the bleeding had stopped though from applying pressure with whatever the nurse had given me a towel or something. it was pretty much just embarrassing all the way around.

this guys literally cut his yoghurt slinger off and musta had hidden anxiety about it ever since

wow