NCGX Stock Market: SUICIDE WATCH UPDATE

[Split Eight]

Update

After a week of competition (or so), our portfolios are ranked as such:


1. Blanco Bishop: $157,769
@Blanco Bishop is holding onto AAPL, and AAPL alone. How very vanilla.


2. Oswald Swansberg: $154,465

Leading the game in transactions with 26 trades, Swanny is more or less breaking even with mixed-bag results. @Vulgar bit the bullet and has invested all of his funds into RAI. A risky proposition at best.

3. Split Eight: $150,853
Doing perfectly mediocre!

4. Sharp Nine: $150,147
@Sharp nine and I both are currently taking a loss on TSLA (fuck you Elon Musk). This joker has 2 shares of a couple stocks, and appears to be operating on the "69 share transactions method" of trading

5. NYCSPITZ: $139,092

@NYCSPITZ has been working Chesapeake Energy Corp (CHK) all game, performing 9 trades since the game's start. He currently is attempting to short the stock, but it has gently climbed in value since he placed the order. It hasn't broken the ceiling previously established, so there is a good chance he will make his money back.

as of now, we're hearing reports from Spitz Condominiums that an Asian man in his mid-20s is currently braced against the exterior of his no-suicide window in his penthouse apartment, clutching a bottle of Knob Creek and 100 handwritten pages of @dead man OM's on loose leaf. At last report, he was issuing threats to 'hammer time his Padamansa'


Predictions
1. Vulgar forgets to sell and loses 5% on RAI

2. NYCSPITZ continues to work CHK for a massive profit until he flies too close to the sun and gets burnt for half his net worth

3. Sharp Nine knocks up a teacher's aid at his middle school, puts on 40 lb, and gets 6 months probation for bootlegging his daughter's school play

4. @big baby, @Aero, @Diode, @Bags, @PancakeBrah, @Muff join