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05-11-2016, 08:34 AM
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What would your pornstar name be?
Girth Brooks
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05-11-2016, 08:47 AM
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Log out. Try again tomorrow.
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05-11-2016, 08:57 AM
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Jamie Gillis
Those who know, know!
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05-11-2016, 02:27 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2013
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if ya wun no ur strippah name just cumbynr the name of da street u grew up on wit da name of da girl ur dad left ur FUCKA lame ass family 4 lmao!!!!!! #bb
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05-11-2016, 03:07 PM
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05-11-2016, 03:36 PM
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Life sentence
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05-13-2016, 11:00 PM
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05-13-2016, 11:19 PM
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Twitter: @ricanjq
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Mike 'Hard' Lemonade.
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05-14-2016, 10:29 AM
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john bones holmes
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05-14-2016, 10:59 AM
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05-14-2016, 11:14 AM
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Fingers crossed
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05-14-2016, 11:54 AM
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did I say john curtis holmes?
no I did not
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05-14-2016, 11:57 AM
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John bones Holmes is Def a gay pornstar name tho
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05-14-2016, 12:00 PM
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Mad fucking dangerous.
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"Hey, we're doing this thing: Make up your own porn name."
"OK, John Bones Holmes." "There's already a porn star named that." "Nope, mine has a different middle name." "Yeah, but ..." "John Bones Holmes." "I mean ... he died of AIDS." "No, that was John Curtis Holmes." "You are allowed to make up any name for yourself. Any name at all. Really, just pick anything. Could even be something as weird and stupid as 'Barcotic,' if you want. Pick literally any name that isn't already a dead AIDS-ridden porn star's name." "Yeah, John Bones Holmes." "Fine."
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05-14-2016, 12:09 PM
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nope
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05-14-2016, 12:26 PM
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05-14-2016, 12:27 PM
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stay dead
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05-14-2016, 12:28 PM
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LARSLARSLARSLARSLARS
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lmao tbf I agree with Des here even though I picked a former 70s porn stars actual name as well
im just a film geek and love Gillis's shit
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05-14-2016, 12:28 PM
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LARSLARSLARSLARSLARS
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lmao tbf I agree with Des here even though I picked a former 70s porn stars actual name as well
im just a film geek and love Gillis's shit
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05-14-2016, 12:31 PM
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Steel Cut
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