My ode to Bags (pic diss in jest)

[El Muffin]

so well I saw ur pic battle vs vulgar n I started keystyling in the nbl chat

this what I came up with.. not much thought put into where they were perfect or not just some genuine random shit I was thinking of lookn at that pic

hibachi style for u fren




fuckin swollen eddie aikau. and hurleys the fucking sponsor
I smoke that purple. ur girl wears lipstick that color lookin like a fuckin monster
yay for Disney world. took her to palace w/ queens
Bro your Hairdo look like Mel Gibsons. Your beard is Saluhudeens
LMFAO bro. u my nigga but I gotta laugh at this queer
Coz ur beard nappier than my pubes could EVER BE..after a year
Im surprised you bagged her..she obv wasn't afraid of "SKREEK"
U prolly emailed that bitch n told her she look like meryl streep
lol wont lie u terrorist. this pic worth it u damn goon
But u wearing hurley? The only thing ur ass ever surf is a sand dune
The way u say Vulgar is Pakistani is modern n priceless
But bitch u look like even more of a threat. I bet tomorrow you holler at Isis.
Get slapped with the toaster. ur wack put ur strap back in ur holster
ill take ur bitch n do her like the chick behind you. make her catch an explosion
lol bro you Italian but you never been out the country that's the fucking truth
all u know is what Italy is shaped like n ur house smell like a fucking boot
Bitch ur hairline on some blair witch prevention
Mortal Kombat? ur bitch look like Sindel before the hair extensions
u fucking terrorist. if I run a marathon im str8 ducking this nerd
If its Bombs Over Bags Dad. his father callin homeland security all fucking concerned
Talkn all that don juan crap. at best this mans a fraud
Lookin like a bloated Diego maradona that was never blessed by the hand of god
I mean I look at ur face n start thinking . I got to be spazzed
u look like Arturo gatti became Muslim n started taken testosterone shots to the ass
U n ya bitch argued then u two got wasted on dates
Yall niggas had Makeup Sex. Only because she has Piles of it Caked on her face
That drakes a disgrace. a fucking lizard. the dame is a beast, kid
Someone shoulda told her Bout Hagrid.He Loves Draggin n got a fucking Chamber of Secrets
so cut that bitch out. focus your eyes n heart on this loony
This nigga look like a Just 4 Men Ad. Unfortunately the Market is Sunnis
Lol ima clown his Osama ass
N for some reason his girl face really remind me of drama class
At least do the world some good. u owe it u bastard
I don't mean to recycle sometimes but the side of that bitch face look totally plastic
I put on my magnifyerz. MUFF IS A SPAZZ
ur hairline split look like a gecko's foot that was stuck to the glass
im back on my grizzly. this behemoth lack dimensions
he only back on his grizzly coz he got the genetics of borats fat assistant
lol them eyes tho. ones tucked in 4the night. the other apt to burst
how ur right eye Open but left one shut in like announcements at a Baptist church
n I didnt mean to clown ur x man. but saddam get ur own regime
U look like fucking unmasked LuchaLibre posing as Wolverine
TALM bout slip n slides on the fourth? THIS CLOWN listening to ICP
Nigga if im sliding behind you im checking every half second for I.E.Ds
Gray at 29 is not something I was hoping to see
U cant escape from Pomp, eh? U look like u survived an eruption n u 1yr older than me
lol that Tijuana hooker gave u aids that slave was a bust
I guess Montezumas revenge is u look gravely unshaved n related to hush(don't hax me love u vic)
I bet u front on some dago shit. u boy Paulie str8 ignores n dispatch's ya
Coz you don't speak Eye Talian. N ever since u been here u been An Inglorious Basterd
Fuck all the bitches u post. lol u think we dig it just no
u think that's a trophy wife but the only thing polished is the bridge of ur nose
n speakin of that hoe. yo u my friend no beef
face the music. that fucking bitch got crescendo teeth
That's ur dad in the yellow. oh my lord he shud be beggin 4 death
Iono but that nigga head look like a dinosaur egg in a nest



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