King Karaoke 1-0 vs Tic 3-2 - KAR WINS

[Sharp]

Netcees Battle League Season VIII

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Thursday, June 11th 2015 11:59 PM PST. and will be open until the following Sunday
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are 24 hours

Line Limit:

• Minimum of 10, maximum of 16
• If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first

For additional Rules refer to rule thread


First to 5, win by at least two votes
Good luck!
@King Karaoke @Tic

[Tic]

12-14. G'l.

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

In...

Bye...

[King Karaoke]

Hi...


I'm from Far Rock, where 4 year olds got guns and know how to hold it steady
I've seen your pics Gonzo, I'd put the long nose to your face but it has one already
I shoot with one eye closed like Fetty, I'm West Indian so I got the old machete
Where I'm from if a nigga beats me, I throw hands. junto beats ur ass & u throw confetti
When it comes to battles that mean something, you're always falling short
That congrats thread was classy, but we're thinking softball when we say a ur a sport
I can't stand u faggot ass crackas, I'm homophobic and might be racist
Sharp hasn't had meat in years, u on the other hand take that shit on a nightly basis
I'll walk in your home, palming the chrome
Put one in your dome and push your whole wig to the side like wanderer's comb
I'm getting money, cars and hoes and enjoying the limelight son
I'm living the American Dream, nigga youre about to die like one

Bye...


@Tic

[Tic]

Will try to post tonight but may need to post tmr.

[Tic]

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[Tic]

All I need is a nail, a cord & a knot..you'll love it when I'm done
'N if you're really black, no one will think anything of it when you're hung
I can't Stomach ya style & ya weak personals are posin no threat
If you're well rounded, it's cuz each Distends to be a further reach than a bloated Joe Metts
Ya girl wants out. She'll avoid sex cuz you never shook the pussy
The way she escapin the pipe makes those 2 convicts look like rookies
I've always Questioned ya skill w/no answer. If I have to get the gun involved then we'll scuffle
Trusttt when I put all the Pieces together and squeeze, it's done. Now THAT'S solving a puzzle
You're fraudulent bitch. Think that verse should've shook me?
Please. They'll engrave my dick on ya tombstone just to show how I murdered the pussy
I'll run & dump clips in ya mug. The News? You'll be all over it, bitch
If this faggot EVER run & dump clips, someone must've gotten ahold of his pic

[8===D~~~~(}:]

I'm from Far Rock, where 4 year olds got guns and know how to hold it steady
I've seen your pics Gonzo, I'd put the long nose to your face but it has one already
i liked this, good
I shoot with one eye closed like Fetty, I'm West Indian so I got the old machete
Where I'm from if a nigga beats me, I throw hands. junto beats ur ass & u throw confetti
ehhh decent
When it comes to battles that mean something, you're always falling short
That congrats thread was classy, but we're thinking softball when we say a ur a sport
wording on the second line kinda weird, overall wasn't feelin this
I can't stand u faggot ass crackas, I'm homophobic and might be racist
Sharp hasn't had meat in years, u on the other hand take that shit on a nightly basis
kinda weak for a gay joke imo
I'll walk in your home, palming the chrome
Put one in your dome and push your whole wig to the side like wanderer's comb
lol dope
I'm getting money, cars and hoes and enjoying the limelight son
I'm living the American Dream, nigga youre about to die like one
alright


Vs


All I need is a nail, a cord & a knot..you'll love it when I'm done
'N if you're really black, no one will think anything of it when you're hung
cool flip
I can't Stomach ya style & ya weak personals are posin no threat
If you're well rounded, it's cuz each Distends to be a further reach than a bloated Joe Metts
ehh decent at best for me
Ya girl wants out. She'll avoid sex cuz you never shook the pussy
The way she escapin the pipe makes those 2 convicts look like rookies
pretty good
I've always Questioned ya skill w/no answer. If I have to get the gun involved then we'll scuffle
Trusttt when I put all the Pieces together and squeeze, it's done. Now THAT'S solving a puzzle
alright, I feel you didn't need to emphasize on "that's", people should get it unless their idiots
You're fraudulent bitch. Think that verse should've shook me?
Please. They'll engrave my dick on ya tombstone just to show how I murdered the pussy
nah
I'll run & dump clips in ya mug. The News? You'll be all over it, bitch
If this faggot EVER run & dump clips, someone must've gotten ahold of his pic
ehh decent at best


Very good battle here, both had some good hits and creative concepts. Kareoke had that wanderer haymaker, and tic had a good opener & just a lot of consistency. This battle was hard to pic a winner because of how close it was, it can honestly go either way. I'm voting based on who's misses were weaker, and that's Kareoke. So tic gets this by a hair.

Vote: Tic

[El Muffin]

Kar
far rock gonzo was nice
junto throw confetti was hilarious. Vintage karaoke.
softball was wack af to me tho. Made me go :/
Meat was ok but ez disc punch
wanderers comb jumped down n Ezio stabbed me in the medula
American dream ok



Tic opener
wow . that's horrible. not only is the blk/hung thing played. You said as if he were left hung Noone would care because hes blk this is just stupid.

Joe Metts was choppy in execution
escaping. The pipe was nice
pieces puzzles ok flip. Heard mad jigsaw/guns/pieced lines tho. So an otherwise pretty good line is ok personally to me
tombstone. Nah. I get it but noooo
Run n dump clips was a silly visual on the cam side

What someone goin to run n dump out the film?

Lol the fuck?

This was your weirdest verse by far. I hope you can see that I'm being honest w/ u


I think Kar took it

More consistent n less valleys

V/kar

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Originally Posted by King Karaoke

Hi...


I'm from Far Rock, where 4 year olds got guns and know how to hold it steady
I've seen your pics Gonzo, I'd put the long nose to your face but it has one already

(ok opener, flowed great)

I shoot with one eye closed like Fetty, I'm West Indian so I got the old machete
Where I'm from if a nigga beats me, I throw hands. junto beats ur ass & u throw confetti
(indians had machetes?, otherwise it was ok)

When it comes to battles that mean something, you're always falling short
That congrats thread was classy, but we're thinking softball when we say a ur a sport
(failure)

I can't stand u faggot ass crackas, I'm homophobic and might be racist
Sharp hasn't had meat in years, u on the other hand take that shit on a nightly basis
(lmao good here, knew them Sharp lines would be on this week)
I'll walk in your home, palming the chrome
Put one in your dome and push your whole wig to the side like wanderer's comb
(yep, gritty as hell here)
I'm getting money, cars and hoes and enjoying the limelight son
I'm living the American Dream, nigga youre about to die like one
(word, decent closer)
Bye...


@Tic

Originally Posted by Tic

All I need is a nail, a cord & a knot..you'll love it when I'm done
'N if you're really black, no one will think anything of it when you're hung
Kar is black b? say word, otherwise this was eh )
I can't Stomach ya style & ya weak personals are posin no threat
If you're well rounded, it's cuz each Distends to be a further reach than a bloated Joe Metts
(Joe Metts is already bloated though, kinda one of those overstated conundrums)
Ya girl wants out. She'll avoid sex cuz you never shook the pussy
The way she escapin the pipe makes those 2 convicts look like rookies
(lmao nice current event line)
I've always Questioned ya skill w/no answer. If I have to get the gun involved then we'll scuffle
Trusttt when I put all the Pieces together and squeeze, it's done. Now THAT'S solving a puzzle
(the fluck was that? I understand but I wish I didn't)
You're fraudulent bitch. Think that verse should've shook me?
Please. They'll engrave my dick on ya tombstone just to show how I murdered the pussy
(nah)
I'll run & dump clips in ya mug. The News? You'll be all over it, bitch
If this faggot EVER run & dump clips, someone must've gotten ahold of his pic
(may be a personal I didn't catch, anyone care to help me out with it much obliged)

vote king kar

[Bust]

King

Opener dope
Thrown confetti dope
Wanderers comb fire
Closer good
Solid verse overall those stood out most tho,

Tic

Opener ok
Escaping the pipe fire
Tombstone ook

So so verse but the escaping the pipe was hot dog

Well I got king being more consistent with more quotes, good showing by both but obvious winner is king

Mvgt king

[murda sho]

Tic

Ya girl wants out. She'll avoid sex cuz you never shook the pussy
The way she escapin the pipe makes those 2 convicts look like rookies
I've always Questioned ya skill w/no answer. If I have to get the gun involved then we'll scuffle
Trusttt when I put all the Pieces together and squeeze, it's done. Now THAT'S solving a puzzle


Karaoke

I shoot with one eye closed like Fetty, I'm West Indian so I got the old machete
Where I'm from if a nigga beats me, I throw hands. junto beats ur ass & u throw confetti

I can't stand u faggot ass crackas, I'm homophobic and might be racist
Sharp hasn't had meat in years, u on the other hand take that shit on a nightly basis
I'll walk in your home, palming the chrome
Put one in your dome and push your whole wig to the side like wanderer's comb
I'm getting money, CARS and hoes and enjoying the limelight son
I'm living the American Dream, nigga youre about to die like one


Cool verses from both but I felt Karaoke went off at the end of his verse, this wasn't an ass whooping but i got Karaoke taking it convincingly, I aint sure if i caught all the personals or whatever but from what I did get this was the result.. good shit both though v/ Karaoke

[Greed]

I'm from Far Rock, where 4 year olds got guns and know how to hold it steady
I've seen your pics Gonzo, I'd put the long nose to your face but it has one already
Heh

I shoot with one eye closed like Fetty, I'm West Indian so I got the old machete
Where I'm from if a nigga beats me, I throw hands. junto beats ur ass & u throw confetti
Idgi

When it comes to battles that mean something, you're always falling short
That congrats thread was classy, but we're thinking softball when we say a ur a sport
Heh okay

I can't stand u faggot ass crackas, I'm homophobic and might be racist
Sharp hasn't had meat in years, u on the other hand take that shit on a nightly basis
... wtf are you talking about

I'll walk in your home, palming the chrome
Put one in your dome and push your whole wig to the side like wanderer's comb
Nevet seen dude

I'm getting money, cars and hoes and enjoying the limelight son
I'm living the American Dream, nigga youre about to die like one
Like when dreams die? Nah

Bye...


@Tic

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Last edited by King Karaoke; Today at03:52 AM.



Yesterday, 09:55 PM #5

Tic

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Join Date: Jul 2013

Posts: 856

Battle Record: 29-17

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Will try to post tonight but may need to post tmr.



Today, 01:24 PM #6

Tic

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Join Date: Jul 2013

Posts: 856

Battle Record: 29-17

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Today, 01:34 PM #7

Tic

Senior Member

Join Date: Jul 2013

Posts: 856

Battle Record: 29-17

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All I need is a nail, a cord & a knot..you'll love it when I'm done
'N if you're really black, no one will think anything of it when you're hung
Wtf hahaha ur a faggot.

I can't Stomach ya style & ya weak personals are posin no threat
If you're well rounded, it's cuz each Distends to be a further reach than a bloated Joe Metts
Doesnt work on all angles. Okay at best

Ya girl wants out. She'll avoid sex cuz you never shook the pussy
The way she escapin the pipe makes those 2 convicts look like rookies
Ha okay

I've always Questioned ya skill w/no answer. If I have to get the gun involved then we'll scuffle
Trusttt when I put all the Pieces together and squeeze, it's done. Now THAT'S solving a puzzle
Lol

You're fraudulent bitch. Think that verse should've shook me?
Please. They'll engrave my dick on ya tombstone just to show how I murdered the pussy
Whoa hella played

I'll run & dump clips in ya mug. The News? You'll be all over it, bitch
If this faggot EVER run & dump clips, someone must've gotten ahold of his pic
Idgi

Didnt get a lot of kar personals. Long nose line dont beat out tics two good bars.

V tic

[jilti]

I'm from Far Rock, where 4 year olds got guns and know how to hold it steady
I've seen your pics Gonzo, I'd put the long nose to your face but it has one already
landed
I shoot with one eye closed like Fetty, I'm West Indian so I got the old machete
Where I'm from if a nigga beats me, I throw hands. junto beats ur ass & u throw confetti
lol nice
When it comes to battles that mean something, you're always falling short
That congrats thread was classy, but we're thinking softball when we say a ur a sport
bad miss
I can't stand u faggot ass crackas, I'm homophobic and might be racist
Sharp hasn't had meat in years, u on the other hand take that shit on a nightly basis
miss. too easy & obvious
I'll walk in your home, palming the chrome
Put one in your dome and push your whole wig to the side like wanderer's comb
DOPE
I'm getting money, cars and hoes and enjoying the limelight son
I'm living the American Dream, nigga youre about to die like one
relevant/current event

Vs

All I need is a nail, a cord & a knot..you'll love it when I'm done
'N if you're really black, no one will think anything of it when you're hung
harsh
I can't Stomach ya style & ya weak personals are posin no threat
If you're well rounded, it's cuz each Distends to be a further reach than a bloated Joe Metts
lol
Ya girl wants out. She'll avoid sex cuz you never shook the pussy
The way she escapin the pipe makes those 2 convicts look like rookies
NICE
I've always Questioned ya skill w/no answer. If I have to get the gun involved then we'll scuffle
Trusttt when I put all the Pieces together and squeeze, it's done. Now THAT'S solving a puzzle
url type bar. i fucks w/ it
You're fraudulent bitch. Think that verse should've shook me?
Please. They'll engrave my dick on ya tombstone just to show how I murdered the pussy
really bad miss
I'll run & dump clips in ya mug. The News? You'll be all over it, bitch
If this faggot EVER run & dump clips, someone must've gotten ahold of his pic
not feeling


entertaining battle between 2 of the dudes i respect the most on netcees
each had 2 misses, so tie breaker is lotb
wanderers comb = lotb

Vote - Kar

[Cred]

Confetti, & wanderers comb

vs

Escaping pipe, puzzle, & murder pussy

Nice battle here, foreal. Both came pretty nice. The lines i quoted from each were nice. However this one comes down to personal preference of bars & i got Tic edging it.

V/ - Tic

[Orc]

confetti, longnose, comb, maybe closer

v

escape pipe, distends

i got kar