HEY EVERY1 IM CLAYTON
IM A FAT ACNE RIDDLED DOUG FUNNY GOES BUTCH DYKE NEW WAVE GRANOLA HIPPIE FAGOT CLWARD. EATS GRANOLA. IS FAT LOL. DOESNT EAT GRANOLA. CANNOT. BODY REJECTS GRANOLA. FAT FACE SIEZES. BITES HIS CHEEK OFF. GAINS 5 LBS. MAKES NC THREAD. HOW DO I GO TO GYM? SAYS IS LEAVING FOR PHYSICAL FITNESS PURSUIT. BACK IN 2 WEEKS. PURSUIT FRUITLESS. NEVER SEEN FRUIT. HEARD ABOUT IT ONCE. SO FAT. GREASY. HELLO GIRLFRIEND I LOVE U IM CLAYTON. LOL EW UR FACE IS BLEEDIMG STOP HAVIMG PIMPLES LOL CLAYTON IS FAT CAMP NAME. GIRLFRIEND IS 14. GIRLFRIEND IS NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND. ILL FUCKING SPIT IN THAT SLUTS FACE AND FUCK HER DRYED UP COOTER WITH A SCREWDRIVER WHILE I PUNCH HER IN THE FACE. LOL.LMAO. LET U BORROW THE SCREWDRIVE TO ASSEMBLE NORDIC TRACK. ASSMBLES A SANDWH8CH INSTEAD. EATS THE SCREWDRIVER. LOGS INTO NETCEES ONTO PEDOBEAR ALIAS ACCOUNT. F8NDS THE MEANING OF LIFE. THIRD EYE OPENED. IT WAS A DICK. THE THIRD EYE WAS A DICK. WILL NOW POST ON NC FOR ATLEAST A MOMTH LIKE DR PHIL. IDNORING REAL DR REQUESTS TO MIND HIS BLOOD PRESSURE WHICH COUPLED WITH STRESS AND DEPRESSION IS CAUSIMG HIS SEBORATIC DERMATITUS. CALLS DERMATOLOGIST FROM COMPUTER ON HIS MALCOM TECHS ACCOUNT. HELLO ? IS THIS MALCOM TECHS? LIKE...MALCOM X BUT...WOTH GUNS? UH YES. YES. I AM HE. I GO BY GAYTON NOW THO. DERMATOLIGIST HATES HIM. WASHES HIS FACE. SOAP THROWS UP. HELLO NC MEMBER I AM ENLIGJTENED UR EMOTIONS R HINDERIMG U IN REAL LIFE AND U COMPEMSATE BY ONLINE TOMFOOLERY...GIANT CYST ON GAYTONS FACE RUPTURES ON5O COMPUTER MONITO AS GAYTON REWORDS THE SAME PARAGRAPH FOR THE 42ND TIME THKS WEEK. COMPJTER SCREEN THROWS UP. GRIL FRIEND STARVES TO DEATB. THE FRIDGE LOLS. EATS GIRLFRIND. LOSES 3 LBS. ISNSCHEDULED FOR HIS SELF HELP MOTIVATIONAL PARAGRAPH POSTING TOJR. SCHEDULE IS WRITTEN IN CALZONE. SCHEDULE IS NOT SCHEDULED. MALCOM GOES TO GYM. LMFAO. NO HE DOESNT. DOWNLOADS CALORIE COUNTIMG APP. PHONE LOLS AT HIM. PIMPLES R NOW LEAKIMG TEARS. GETS MORE TATOOS. LIKE BLACK PEOPLE ONES. LOL TOO FAT TO BE A BLACK PERSON. TATOO GUN SNAGS A PIMPLE. TATOO GUN PUKES. OFFERS PEDOBEAR A SALAD. CONFUSED. EYES GAIN 3 LBS. DOES A SIT UP. LOL NOPE. DIDNT.TRYS TO DRIVE TO SUBWAY. CAR LOLS. TAKES HIM TO MCDONALDS. NAMES THE CHICKEN NUGGETS AFTER NC CHARACTERS. HAS COUNSELIMG SESSION. CHICKEN NUGGETS GET THE BETTER OF THE EXCHANGE. JANITOR ASKS MALCOM TECHS TO STOP BLEEDING ON THE TABLE FROM HIS FACE. MALCOM LOGS INTO CLAYTON ACCOUNT. MAKES EMOTIONALMLIFE REALNLIFE COMPARISON PARAGRAPH...AGAIN...JANITOR WONDERING WHY THIS CREATURE IS STILL HEMORIGING ON HIS TABLE. RAPES HIM. LIFE ALTERIMG EXPERIENCE. TBIRD EYE O0ENED. JANITOR TELLS HIM ABOUT SALMON AMD BROWN RICE. CLAYTON SLIPS INTO DIMENSIA. LOL FAGOT.
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