vs Blue Bayou
This pindick miiiiight bring a girl home, but lemme put these facts in order
Soon as she see Bipolar mood changes so fast you'd think she had that disorder
You a washed up faggot Blue... How often u got top offenses?
That's Bound to A Curfew enough times to rival the discipline ur mom dispenses
She loves bondage & choking. Her fav sex game shows she truly a hoe
It's Holding Her Breath and getting tied up... But it ain't a Balloon that she's blown
Faggot you can't afford steak. Please just spare me the rubbish
Your Porterhouse is what you'd come home to after a day of carrying luggage
Sucha insignificant faggot. Ur gunnin's not somethin we notice
If I got beef it's nothing to sneeze at... U just rustle feathers right under our noses
vs Swerve aka Patrick
His girl look like a body builder - w/ those biceps u know she trumpin him
Pat Buchanan’s so fuckin prominent they could sway ppl to vote Republican
Kid’s been mid-tier forever, how his fans saying I won’t best this queer?
Fuck what a Stan Doubts… Swerve aint had ONE of those his whole text career
I’m dope w/ a flawless delivery, plus I’m in a line of TRUE work
U only good w/ Polish to Boot cuz ur that kid that says “shine ur shoes, sir?”
& ppl ain’t gonna sugarcoat it - they’ll say u got burnt in the fires
They’ll make no Bones about it… Just an ep of that show that ur murder inspires
I meet girls’ every criteria that’s why I stay bedding the fairest dimes
If Swerve putting Ticks in Boxes it’s by spreading his genital parasites
Fuck ur Australia punches, keep thinking those lines are in fine taste
At least MY version of an Outback doesn’t need corrective surgery & a spine brace
You emotional faggot... I’ll take ur girl & enter her nookie
U got NO chance of taking Midol… that’s why you’re STILL a sensitive pussy
Ur scoliosis is jokes though – I know ur shit isn’t totally damned
Only reason ur Backpacks up is cuz ur a soy latte drinking fag who goes to poetry slams
vs Neighbor aka Outlaw
U get ripped off buying groceries. That story made u look like a faggot brah
I mean, you Spaced Out & got Jewed Law… and I ain’t talkin bout Gattaca
Your mom’s a dating site slut. Tell her stank ass to hit the showers
Anyone that Smelt that bitch or Mackerel be back on Plenty of Fish within hours
Neigh’s pussy & a wretched vet. He’ll go into hiding when the techs are flexed
Pfft… I’ll shake ‘em up and this Doodle disappear like a fuckin etch a sketch
You juice & get assfucked. Either could put u in shock & have ya heart in pain
Fuck it, stay taking a Pole or Roid… u’ll get the picture when u start to shake
I’m in the tub getting sponged down by hoes w/ extravagant skills -
Getting lathered by milfs, while only time u get a backwash is drinking the last of the milk
This frail faggot got Rabdo from lifting, & I gotta see this as weakness
If we seeing Neigh bodybilled … it’s as 'the most feminine physique with a penis'
& he wonders about his girl’s past. I told em “Neigh she did an orgy”
But the way he denies that Big Bang Theory it could fuel the Creationism story
Stop pretending you’ll land that 6 figure job. We’ve had enough dude
Only reason ur money’s where ur mouth is is cuz ur poor & have a Buck tooth
& I feel like I gotta tell ya… your girl is carrying my bastard homie
I went from playing tonsil hockey with her to slipping one past the goalie
vs Cashius
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Originally Posted by Sharp Nine
Guys have been calling for a pic tourney for awhile...if its 8 top tier dudes then I could see it being either:
-dope
-rife with no shows, where cashius wins the finals over whatever mid tier replacement got that far
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Nice accomplishments chump. Top tiers weren’t sticking around for you
Those wins aren’t just shallow, they’re miles above sea level & getting dizzy from altitude
You’re boring as fuck. Don’t have what it takes to topple a great’s lines
Your personality’s Behr & you’re bout as much fun as watching that Paint dry
Srs, who is this faggot?!?! He’s got NO charisma, pure & simple
Cash Character's so fucking foreign it could replace the Pound Sign & Euro Symbol
In clubs I’m macking the choicest queens, while this fag is prancing flamboyantly
Far as sex and what floats his boat … I guarantee that it’s having a Buoyancy
& when my verse is critiqued, the “creative” “& dope”s are substantial to view
Cash breakdowns have “Standard” & “Poor”s so much they read like financial reviews
He’s an insufferable homo, with hormones that’s badly proportioned
Really, I can’t bear this fruit. His mom should’ve said the same & had the abortion
My wallet’s hefty. Ur pockets empty cuz u lack career connections
My bank Balance is healthy… urs looks like it’s drunk and got an inner ear infection
& yo I killed it trading Exotic Stocks - all of the Futures I bought climbed
While your Call Options consist of either your mom or the suicide hotline
I write hours of flames... then a little filler… OK, it’s a downer but hey
Ur verses have such a Liberal dose of it they’re turning vegan & won’t shower for days
& if u Show Up here I’ll go ape shit - prolly do time for the scrape kid
I’ll gladly take the years off your appearance… & I ain’t talking no face lift
Put the fear in you & you’ll Change Inside… get nullified if u want it
U’ll eat slugs from the gat… & next time u see me there’ll be butterflies in ur stomach