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Old 02-15-2023, 02:30 PM   #11
Aero
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Ajax:

Now, you’re shook and embarrassed…
Your reduction in class was worse than sauce day on Cooking with Paris.
Don't know how many people watch this show but I don't. I get the idea though and I like the concept.
I’m gonna pummel this punk hard…
You’re a shell of what you were. Answer should shoot you with one of his gunbars.
No...
Like you got serious weapons…
I could roll up on you at an ATM unarmed and take a bigger withdrawal than delerium tremens.
Okay, you're overloading the references.. Decentish
Just one blow; colossal trauma.
They call my pen ultimate. You finish last. We’re separated by an Oxford comma.
Penultimate, I like the wp the execution was cute
Stop the drama. When I get hot, I’m scorching the sun.
I hit overdrive in the lab and win a Nobel prize. You’re stuck at Formula One.
Scorching the sun? LOL... the bar as a whole is not good but valiant attempt
When I hold court, it’s supreme. Your appeals have to be vetoed;
You take more liberties with your opinions than Samuel Alito.
The references are getting tired at this point and it's lazy
You talk nonsense. It’s gaudy and ridiculous..
You’re a man of many words; unfortunately, all of them are gibberish.
No
Getting pimped this hard, this fake legend has to drop in fear…
This verse turned out Blue faster than Democratic volunteers.
Alright
Your bitch is a disaster as a mate…
That Serkis performer’s a revolting beast. She belongs in the Planet of the Apes.
Okay, Serkis performed in POTA but is there wordplay here? Ser keys? What's going on here
With that ugly face and crippled bod..
She comes from a husky race. On the street, they call that bitch Iditarod.
Boring
In this ruckus: Bet this villain wins;
You’re a chump… I’m more cultured than the petri dish they discovered penicillin in.
Another reference bar but this is pretty good
When my mind is tracking. The best of the best get a nice shellacking..
.. and I don’t need an AirTag or GPS to find you lacking.
Zzzz
This is part seminar and part massacre…
My work is sweeping in nature. You couldn’t outsmart a park janitor.
Janitors can be smart, see Goodwill Hunting
Your art’s amateur. Just pitiful bars…
You can’t get a seat at the table. My verses get multiple Michelin stars.
I love eating at a Michelin starred restaurant
I’m a legend, I have to be savage…
I bought a house in the Hamptons; you can’t own up to the fact that you’re average.
Horrible, just awful
Stretched wordplay; Gunbars. Your whole act is corny..
The writings on the wall… and Banksy was nice enough to graf it for me.
Okay


Lot of reference bars, nothing really stood out here even for a aflex


Blue:

got an Undergrad. a Masters. it’s real amazing
but of all the Degrees you love so much...98 is still your favorite
Kinda funny but seems disingenuous since you literally wish you were Nick Lachey
ain’t getting props from me if that’s what you were thinking dude
yaa you Passed the Bar...knowing not a single girl there would have a drink with you
cute but predictable
talk about no game. every girl’s laughing at your shit
mid sentence you get more Cut-Offs than Tobias Funke packing for a trip
lol okay
meanwhile i’m in the club w/ dimes giving Betty the best sex…
if Ajax is at the bar with a couple of 10’s he’s getting ready to bench press
okay, bit generic
dunno why you’re boasting about music when all of it’s weak
it’s okay to toot your own horn...just don’t post it online & call it a beat
LOL... Fire & truth
drinking Stags Leap. i love when it opens up
closest u've been to a Full-bodied Cab' is splitting a taxi cuz you're broke as fuck
Don't get it and dont care
i love Shaq. a true alpha. global great star
you Love Shack...grinding up & down the dancefloor of your local gay bar
LOL.. shoutout to Shaq
the amount of dick this guy taste’s is a laugh
Wedding Crashers...Jeremy’s always getting hit in the face by a Sack
Cool but could've been way better with this material
don’t care that you’re married. you & all ya boys are fags
dudes sitting on your face has NOTHING to do with the bench lawyer ads
LOL
i don’t buy the law stuff. you work for DoorDash droppin seafood
only time you ever ‘motioned for a stay’ was begging your wife not leave you
HAHA
thinking she doesn’t swallow cum is a fallacy to me..
her head scarfs down so much she gets visits from morality police
Cool, but it was better when I did it
dick deep in her throat saying “you’ve gotta cup the balls”
with blue she can't Speakeasy...with you she needs a lot of alcohol
Like this concept here
but her bush is disgusting. on PornHub that muff would score ZERO
pussy so Harriet lead slaves through the Underground & was dubbed a war hero
2006 wants the Harriet wo back but how do you know pornhub scores people, is that a thing/
seriously, what’s the discharge in her venereal parts?
there’s more Question Marks to that Colorful Box than Mario Kart
LOL good
if i blow coverage, my receiver got behind me with a strut & a spin
if your wife blows coverage, i put a condom on so she’s not touching my skin
good but hard to imagine you as a QB so it lowered the effect for me
scanning your items at Walmart cuz your pockets just empty w/ fluff…
Self-Checkout to me is stopping at every single mirror cuz i’m sexy as fuck
lol dumb
i can pull the 9 or the four-five and have you put in a basement
your Tech Options expired in 22’ & your brokers looking for payment
HAHA
think you Chuck Rhodes? fuck no. this wasn’t well played friend
you’re the only lawyer i know that prays for a hung jury...of twelve gay men
Silly

Cool verse, didn't really try to break from formula but the toot on horn was fire


Good clean battle. Solid verses from both. Enjoyed Blue's verse more and there was less low spots.

MVGT Blue.
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