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Originally Posted by El Pancake
'MIRE STORY #1:
so i was playing basketball for cardio for awhile a year or so back. in my ymca the hoops were in the attic (lol poverty rabbi engineer of peace). sweaty shit nigga. anyways. i was working in a lumber yard so i worked weird hours. i was there one day, hoopin. just practicing my j. sick. then this group of 5 indian/pakistani kids come in. lol wrong place wrong time habeebs. they ask me to play ball. because of course they did. im a baller. so we start playing and im ruthless in the post. just backing whichever quandahar was unlucky enough to be matched up with this 5'10 1/4 david fucking robinson. swear to god had 6 of our teams 15 points bros. i mean, the hakeems were probably 7-8th graders. but that's neither here nor there.
so after the hall of fame performance i put on we all were just shooting around. you know, me and 8th grade indian kids. i hear one of the aziz's tell the other "that's a big dude". then one muhammid asked me how much i bench. i looked at him dead in his soulless arab eyes and said "2 plates for reps"
they seemed mildly impressed.
BANG
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how did i miss this? top tier posting. was gonna just hit the rep but i gotta spread it YO